Fear my Alternate Universe Fic! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sesshomaru: There you are! Take these damn beds off my neck-NOW!

Do I look like I'm your wench? NO, I'm not. I'm Free Lance and I do as I please.

Naruto/Sailor Moon

"In Each Other's Place"

The sunlight of the new day shone through the reed curtains around his bed and the half-closed curtains of the windows, waking the owner of the bedroom. He sat up and brushed his long black hair out of his face. It appeared that his hair tie had fallen out in his sleep again. Why did he grow it out this long again?

"…Itachi-nii…"

Itachi grabbed a kunai and was about to strike whoever was next to him but he froze and then relaxed. Damn, that murderer had made him jumpy over the years-especially after the 2nd phase of the Chunin Exams. Hell, Itachi almost killed his little sister who had come into his room late the night before to sleep next to him. The curse mark on her neck had bothered her and only Itachi's ANBU training could make it stop long enough for her to sleep.

He brushed her longer hair off her skin. Her hair tie was only an inch or so from falling out. Oh, yeah-he took his hair tie out and put it in his sister's hair. Itachi put his hand on her bare shoulder and kissed her cheek.

"…Itachi-nii…I wanna sleep…" She mumbled as Itachi woke her up.

"But today's the last day of your training and tomorrow the 3rd part begins to make you a chunin." Her big brother told her sweetly. She rolled on to her back and looked up at him sleepily. "Such dazzling amethysts for an Uchiha. Now, come on, Hotaru. Up and prepare so we can complete your month of training."

"I'm still wiped from yesterday." Hotaru half moaned as Itachi sat her up and lifted her on to her feet. "I think I used up all my chakra in that jutsu you taught me."

Itachi half tossed her over his shoulder and walked out to the kitchen. "It doesn't matter. You'll become a chunin and then a jounin and we'll be Anbu together. You and I could terrorize the enemies of the Leaf Village as the Uchiha Duo. Just you, me and our ultimate revenge against all those who have spilled the blood of our clan and our village."

Hotaru drummed her fingers on his back with a sigh as she propped her chin up with her other hand. "You've got my whole life planned out for me. I don't know why I even fight you anymore."

"That's the spirit." Itachi sat her down in her seat at the table. Hotaru hung on to her big brother's neck. "Come on, let go. You're 12-start acting like it before I tickle you to make you let go."

Hotaru let him go and dropped into her chair. She stuck out her lower lip and gave him a few sniffs with the big puppy dog eyes. Itachi sighed with mock reluctance and picked her back up.

"Fine, fine-you don't have to let me go. Just slip onto my back and don't choke me while I make breakfast." He told her, pretending to be put off. If he had to say it out loud-he was just as clingy as his little sister had become since she got that curse mark. Hotaru slid onto his back and hooked her legs around his waist as she hung onto his shoulders.

"I love you, you long haired jerk of an older brother." Hotaru teased as her brother supported her with his arms.

"I love you too, my foolish little brat of a little sister."

Aw! How cute! Insults of love! ...Hey, wait a sec...