Were not GAY!!!!

Sora, Kairi and Riku were all playing at the beach until Sora accidently tripped on top of Riku and kissed him by accident. "Oh I always knew you two would make a great couple." said Kairi

"What?! But—Kairi were not GAY!!!" The two said hysterically.

"Both of you stop it, stop lying to yourself and embrace your gayness. (sigh) Looks like I'll have to go the dance with someone else."

Then it hit them there's a dance at King Mickey's palace next week. Now how are they going to prove Kairi that their not gay? "But-but Kairi Riku and I—were not gay…" Sora panicked. "He's telling the truth Kairi we are not gay!" said even more panicked Riku.

"Boys will be boys; I was going to tell one of you to the dance or maybe both but, now that you're lying to yourself I think I'll ask someone else. And to think I was even ready."

"READY!!!!!!!" They shouted so loud that everyone from other worlds could even hear them. "She was ready." Sora cried and lowered his head. "This sucks if you wouldn't have trip and fall on top of me one of us would have did it with Kairi."

"…Maybe Donald and Goofy can help us with this situation."

"How can they help us?"

"…Well…okay I don't know but at least we have to try."

"Fine how do we contact them?"

"………"

"You went on countless journeys with those two, and you don't even have the slightest clue how to contact them! Dumbass!"

"Of course I do!"

"Then how?"

"……Okay I don't but at least I'm trying."

"Were wasting time while God knows Kairi is doing right this second."

"You mean."

"Yeah." They had a perverted smile and started drooling. "Were a bunch of perverts aren't we Riku?"

"Yeah ain't it great."

At Mickey's palace Goofy and Donald were walking around and enjoying life. "I wonder what Sora and the others are doing?" said Goofy

"I wonder if they are coming to the dance. Almost everyone is coming." said Donald

"Donald!"

"Hey Donald did you hear that?"

"Goofy!"

"Hey Goofy its Sora! Sora where are you?"

"Up here you fucking retard!" Donald and Goofy looked up at a tree and there they were stuck on top of a tree. "Can you two help us down?" (snap) A branch snapped in half making Sora and Riku fall to the ground.

"Gosh are you two alright?"

"Yeah were okay Goofy." said Riku, Donald and Goofy helped Sora and Riku up.

"Hey why are you two here anyway, the dance isn't till next week." said Donald

"Well we have a problem." said Sora

"What is it, is it the Heartless?" said Goofy

"No it's not the Heartless, it's something else." said Sora

"What is it?" said Donald

"You two promise you won't tell." said Riku

"Of course we won't tell that's what friends are for." said Goofy

Sora blushed like a tomato and had his hand behind his head. "Well—um you see it happen not too long ago…um see me, Riku and Kairi were playing at the beach when I accidently trip on top of Riku and kind of kissed him—and now Kairi thinks were gay! Can you two help us?"

Goofy and Donald stared at them blankly. "Goofy, Donald are you two alright?"

Five hours later

"Have any Kings Riku?"

"Goldfish."

"WHAAAAAATTTTTT???????!!!!!!!" Goofy and Donald shouted in union. "Finally they got it through their thick heads." said Riku

"So will you help us?"

"Well um do we have a choice?"

"C'mon Goofy we need yours and Donald's help."

"Alright we'll help but were not going to do anything stupid…right?" said Donald

"Yeah yeah yeah just help us." Sora used his keyblade and opens their world.

"So what's the plan Sora?" said Goofy

Sora had both of his hands behind his head. "Well um—I got it this is what were going to do."

End Chapter

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