How Do Your Ears Disappear? & Find the Hole.

By: NellySama.

A/N: My first loveless fanfic. I've noticed there aren't too many. Although I've only read the M-rated ones... –cough, cough-

Since they were young and curious they didn't know about it. How did it really happen? Of course they knew they had to have sex but, How? Why? When? They became very intrigued; the three of them, when their teacher had told them what they would learn in later school years (Health and Sex Ed.)

Yuiko tried asking the teacher, but she became flustered and didn't understand her question.

Ritsuka even tried doing research over the internet, but to no avail. But he did come across some rather disturbing porn.

Yayoi decided to read up on it at the library but nothing about it was to be found.

Their question: What happened to you ears?

Ritsuka decided to ask his Soubi what happened. Soubi said he couldn't remember and didn't like talking about it.

Did they just fall off when you've finished…the…act? Or right at the moment of penetration? Does it make a sound, like a 'Pop'? Did they just vanish while making said sound?

They decided the last one was valid. But how would they prove it?

The only way to find out if that happened was to live in a neighborhood where everyone lived so close to each other you could hear them thinking. You would be sitting there eating your dinner and then you'd hear a POP in the distance. Then you'd say. 'Oh Ho Ho., someones not a virgin!'

Find the Hole

Ritsuka had finally decided to go on a date with Soubi…

It was really dark in the theatre. No one would see them.

"OH CRAP! Soubi! That's cold!"

"Sorry! I can't find the hole!"

"Don't stick it there!"

"Crap..wheres the hole!"

"Mgrrr… Hurry Up!"

"Heheheh."

"What..HEY! You missed!"

"Then why don't you help me find it then?"

"Mk… Oh no! It doesn't fit!"

"I'll just push it in harder!"

"It still wont fit!"

"Crap! I lost it! I can't find the hole!"

"Hurry up!"

"OH I found the hole!"

"Stick it in quick!"

"If I jam it in there it'll go EVERYWHERE!"

"Oh crap.."

"Yeah… I lost the hole! You try."

"I can't see in the dark! OH GOD I CANT FIND THE HOLE!"

"Crap!"

"OH..EWW. Its all sticky and wet!"

"Lick it off then."

"No way! Its all over my clothes! –sigh- Just get a new one."

"Pepsi or Coke?"

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