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Enjoy! Oh and it's yaoi. Meaning BoyxBoy. Don't read, if you don't like. If you read, and you don't like, tell me what's wrong with it. I do not accept flames. If you flame me, I will write a very, very bad comment on you, and add it onto my story.

"lol..." Talking

laugh out loud Story reading

'lmao' Thinking

Smash! Action

"What in the world is that?!" Asked a certain someone.

"Shut up, Dobe." Said the other person.

"Teme!" If you know the Naruto show very well, you'd know that the first person would be Naruto Uzumaki, and the second person would be Sasuke Uchiha. If you don't, well...sucks for you.

"Shut up NARUTO!" BONK! "Stop screaming at Sasuke-kun!" If you don't know who this is. I'll give you a hint. 1) It's a girl. 2) She bonks Naruto on the head a lot. 3) She's in team 7. If you guessed Sakura Haruno, DING DING DING! You are correct!

"Sakura-channnn!" Naruto whined to her, while rubbing his head, which seemed to have grown a bump on it. Sakura rolled her eyes, and looked at the screen.

"Ne, Sasuke-kun, what are you looking for?" She asked him, in her flirty voice. Sasuke didn't even turn to look at her.

"Stories." He answered, still looking at the screen.

"Ha! I knew it! You are a nerd, Teme!" Naruto shouted at him, and pointed his finger at his face. Sasuke chose to ignore it. Naruto, tired of getting ignored, pushed Sasuke off the chair, and started to scroll the page down.

"Dobe." He said twitching. Getting up from the ground, and crossed his arms and sighed. He just got a new computer, and now the dobe had kicked him out of his own computer.

"Ah HA! What's this... Naruto moved the mouse towards the link and clicked on it. "Lets see. Anime/Manga...let's click that...hmm...hey! My name's on there!!" He said turning around and pointing at where his name is.

Sasuke and Sakura leaned down and looked closer. Sasuke moved back and rolled his eyes. "Click on it then, dobe." He said, before smirking.

"Teme." Naruto mumbled. He clicked on the link and saw lots of stories. He saw one with a weird summary

Mating Season

It's mating season for Naruto, and who does he go to but Sasuke. NaruSasu. Sasuke Mpreg. See Sasuke with Mood swings, cravings, and go happygolucky! See Naruto go crazy!

Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16067 - Reviews: 220 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 3-1-07

The only words that caught his attention was, 'See Sasuke with Mood swings, cravings, and go happygolucky!' So he clicked on it. Sasuke grabbed a chair for himself, sitting on the right side of Naruto, while Sakura sat on the left.

'Nooooo! Stupid season. What the hell am I suppose to do!' Naruto loudly ranted in his head.

"Shut up kit. I already told you to find a mate, but nooooo, you just had to be difficult and try to solve it on your own. I told you masturbating won't work. Just find someone to mate with." Kyuubi said.

"Eh? Mating season? Naruto, you masturbate? Eh? And why is Kyuubi in the story!" Sakura said, shocked as they all read the first two lines. Sasuke had a big smirk on his face. 'So the dobe likes to masturbate, huh?' He thought.

"...I don't masturbate, and I don't know why Kyuubi is in the story. I didn't write it!" He huffed. It was true, he doesn't masturbate, at least he doesn't think so, but he does know about Kyuubi. He can hear Kyuubi laughing inside his head.

"Right, dobe." He said. His smirk widened when he saw Naruto fume.

"Let's just go on with the story." Sakura said, annoyed at their little quarrel. She scrolled down.

'No way! Why the hell would I do that!' Naruto said...yelling?

'God, is this kid stupid or what?' Kyuubi thought. "We already went through this kit. It's mate season. You have to find someone to mate. That's the whole point!" Kyuubi growled. 'Is this kid getting more stupider each minute or what.'

'Oh yeahhhh. That's why.' Naruto said while Kyuubi sweatdropped. 'But, who do I mate, they'll all just run away if they found out, guy or girl.'

Naruto pouted. "I'm not stupid. Or getting stupider!" Naruto said.

Sasuke's smirk widened, if possible. "Sure you aren't." Naruto twitched.

"And I don't date guys!" Naruto shouted.

"Right, right." Sasuke answered, sarcastically. Naruto twitched again.

"Hm...good point. Why not that Uchiha kid. You seem to be gett

ing along well with him." Kyuubi smirked at that.

Sasuke's smirk dropped a bit, while Sakura's eyes went wide as plates. Naruto banged his head onto the keyboard, hitting the space button, bringing the page all the way down. He brought his head up, and stared. "What's it mean, Warning! Lemon!?" Naruto turned to Sakura and asked. She just shrugged and they read on.

Naruto had grabbed Sasuke by the wrists and pulled it over his head.

"Naruto what the hell-" He was cut off by a mouth covering his own.

Sasuke felt a tongue inside his mouth. It was roaming around his teeth and his tongue, and god he thought it felt good. He moaned at the contact of Naruto's tongue. Naruto was in desperate need, but he wasn't going to hurt his little mate, no, he was going to tease him first, and make him beg. Yes, Naruto has a very sick little mind. Naruto felt Sasuke kissing back, and he was pleased to see that his mate didn't push him off, but actually allowed him to touch him. After 5 minutes, naruto pulled Sasuke into his room, even though his mansion is quite big, Naruto's been in there before, so he knows his way around, but he's never actually been in Sasuke's room before, and not once leaving his mouth, while heading towards the room.

All three stared at the screen, speechless. "What the hell?!!" Naruto screamed out. He turned to Sasuke, and saw him smirking at him. "What, teme?" Naruto asked, frustrated.

"You have a very sick little mind." Sasuke said to him. Naruto's eye twitch.

"I didn't write it, teme!" He huffed and turned to Sakura, only to see her eyes really wide, and mouth hanging open, and...is that drool coming out of her mouth? "S-Sakura?" He asked, scared of what she was going to do to him, after what she just read. Sakura quickly wiped her drool with the back on her hand, and grabbed the mouse. She then turned to face them. Lets continue reading." She said, turning back to look at the screen. Naruto just stared at her. He turned back, facing the screen, and read the last two paragraphs of the page.

When they got inside Sasuke's room, it was strange. Everything was quite as he expected, plain, but in front of the queen sized bed, was a mirror, that reached from the ground to the ceiling, and 8 feet wide. It was then Naruto got an evil idea. He threw Sasuke on the bed, literally. Before Sasuke even has time to react, Naruto was on top of him. The weird thing was, he pulled Sasuke into a sitting position, in front of the mirror, but not before pulling off Sasuke's towel. Sasuke was still a little drowsy from the throw, but it took him a few seconds to recollect himself, but suddenly, he felt something warm against his neck. He looked at the mirror, only to see Naruto's lips on his neck. Naruto started to nip, and suck down his neck, while he moved his right hand to Sasuke's right nipple, and gave it a little tweak. It earned him a very deep moan. Soon he started to tease that right nipple with his right hand, while his left hand moved down to Sasuke's lower part.

He started to touch the tip of Sasuke's length, it gave him a rise in his breathing, and a...purr? He started to stroke his mate's length faster and faster, while Sasuke's breath became shorter, and he was really close to cumming. Naruto moved his right hand to hold Sasuke's head up, so that he can look at the mirror. Sasuke was about to release when...

"WHEN WHAT!" Sakura screamed. Sasuke nodded, agreeing with her, while Naruto just stared at the screen.

"D-did it just wrote...what I think it wrote?" Naruto asked, eyes wide open. Turning to face Sakura. Sakura nodded her head at him, while calming down. "Oh look! There's a second page!" She said, excited. Naruto went pale.

"I think...I'll go to bed." Naruto said, before running to his room. Team 7 was there, with the excepting of their sensei, because they were having a sleepover, since Sasuke got a new computer.

"Yeah, me too. Don't read it, Sakura. WE will read it tomorrow, TOGETHER!" Sasuke said, before heading to his own room. Sakura could only pout. She wanted to know what was going to happen next. A slight peek won't hurt right? She was about to click next, when out of nowhere a voice came booming in. "Sakura!" It was Sasuke's voice. She closed the computer, putting it on stand-by, and went to bed. She could always read it tomorrow.

So...It's been quite a while since I wrote, and so, I hope this story was good. Read and Review!