Chapter 1 - Kicking the Cow.

The two of them walked down Nintendo Street, crossed over to Nintendo Lane, jogged down Nintendo Drive, ran across Nintendo Avenue, and found themselves standing in a cornfeild.

"Marth?" Mario stood infront of the tall handsome blue-haired man, picking corn. "What the hell are you doin' here?" He peered into Marth's basket filled with the ripe yellow vegetables. "Who picks corn on Saturdays?"

Marth looked up from his basket. "Uh, I think the real question here is- who doesn't pick corn on Saturdays?" He continued yanking peices of corn off of bright green plants.

"Well whatever, did you happen to see Wario run by with Zelda by any chance?" He asked. Marth looked around. He looked left, then right, then up, then down, then sort of up and right, then down and left, then down and right, and up and left. "Nope," he replied. "Come to think of it, I haven't seen anyone for the past two years. You're the first ones! Congratulations!" He sprinked corn on their heads.

Kirby spit out a few corn peices. "Well, if you see them, tell us." He told Marth. "Have fun with your... picking." He waved goodbye, as Mario and him walked away.

"Well that was stupid." Mario said.

All was quiet, as the two of them walked.

They walked until they came across a few cows, grazing in a beautiful pasture of rich green grass.

"Look! Cows!" Kirby quickly waddled over to a big, black and white cow. "You have nice eyes!" He patted the cow's nose. Stuff came out of it. "EW! GO AWAY YOU DUMB COW!"

The cow stubbornly refused to go away, then moo'd.

"Go on! Get!" Kirby tried to cross his little stub arms, but failed miserably. "OH I SUCK AT LIFE!" He burst into tears, and kicked the cow in the leg. The cow began to cry aswell, and plunked itself on the ground next to Kirby.

Mario watched, disgusted.