The Quest to find Zelda and the Ugly Man.

"Let me go!" Zelda cried, being heaved over the fat, sweaty shoulder of Wario. "Let me go you ugly man!"

The ugly man didn't let her go.

"Wario!" Mario stomped his plumber foot. "Let the princess go, right now! Or I'll make them cancel the Big Comfy Couch!" He crossed his arms angerly. Wario pathetically began to cry, and ran off with Zelda.

Kirby looked at Mario. "What an ugly man he is." Mario glanced back, "I know, like did you see his shirt?" He sighed. "Totally doesn't match his pants."

Link clapped his hands. "I have hairspray coupons!" He squealed to himself. Mario and Kirby glared at him and punched his head off.

"We have to find the princess!" Mario demanded. He ran off home to get a sword or something to wack enemies with. Kirby followed close behind while Link layed on the ground with no head.

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"Kirby! Where's my plunger!" Mario cried. Kirby waddled to the bathroom and waddled back out. "I don't know."

Mario growled, "well you can't just expect me to go plungerless! I have to find it!" He ran to the closet and began to angerly pull out random objects.

Kirby watched. "What do you need a plunger for anyway? Are you gonna fight with it?" He tapped his little foot. Mario turned around, "NO! I DROPPED A GRENADE IN THE TOILET AND IT'S GONNA BLOW."

Kirby gasped. "Uh oh, that can't be good. Can't you reach in and get it?" He walked over to Mario.

Mario's ears began to steam. "NO I CANNOT JUST REACH IN AND GET IT. IT'S FULL OF POOP YOU MORON. NOW FIND ME THAT PLUNGER!" He dug further and further into the closet.

Kirby was ready to go. "Yeah, well I'm ready to go."

Mario cooled off. "Okay let's go. I'll just bring my sword." He whipped out a sword from the closet. "Actually it's Marth's, but I stole it." He said happily, walking to the door. "Come on you freak, we're leaving."

Kirby ran after Mario to start their quest.