Ok as you have noticed this is not a chapter and another author's note.

I'm sorry to those who don't do this and thought this was a chapter but I am going to vent.

I am so sick of everyone saying the chapters are to short!

I AM trying you know.

This is my longest chapter yet and you STILL complain!

WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I mean yes it is only 400 something words but get the fudge over it I am trying ok I want this to be a good story and to fudging bad it's shorts I get the point across. I am NOT a descriptive person but I do try I have tried to make it more descriptive for your fudging needs but nooooo no one notices my fudging efforts!

FUDGE!!!

Starts to hyperventilate

Starts to cry ya'll are hurting my poor o'l feelings I tried to fulfill your needs and you know what? Reviews like good job SUCK I mean it's nice to hear you've done a good job but WHAT THE FUDGE! That helps me none with my writing good job UD ASAP what the fudge I now know how ANNOYING that is and I'm going to try not to do it anymore.

If all you people on fanfic wrote a story and ALL the fudging reviews said good story UD ASAP would you find that annoying?

I THOUGHT SO!

If you find it annoying then don't do it yourself!!!

Ok rant over sorry for making some of you people who don't do this think it was a chapter and Vampwish that was the idea yes Linkin Park it is the Volturi I used Loving Topaz's eyes idea to involve the Volturi in it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Ok now my rant is over

STOP WITH THE FUDGING MAKE IT LONGERS AND THE REVWIES SAYING GOOD UD ASAP!!!!!! AND I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!!!

Ok now I'm done for good