So Long and Thanks for Fish

Disclaimer: This is a random act of silliness on my part, this is set as a script, so bare with me. I don't own Naruto, so have fun!

The Song:

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

(yeah)

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

(oh dear)

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

The Story, set as a skit:

Cast
Itachi
Kisame
Deidara
Tobi
Leader

(Kisame comes on attempting to sing "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish", Itachi is covering his ears)

Kisame: So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

Itachi: WHERE IN HELL DID YOU LEARN THAT?

Kisame: Some nice dolphins who were telling me the world is going to end soon! Wasn't it nice of them to tell me.

Itachi: Forget I asked.

(Tobi runs on stage after Deidara who is running away from him.)

Tobi: (Starts to sing)

(Deidara stops and stares at the two idiots)

Kisame: You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you

Itachi: Are you getting me back for not recycling that can?

Kisame: The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve

(Akatsuki's leader walks on and catches the song and walks up)
Leader: Well that's a catchy song, Kisame.

Kisame: Thanks, I learned it from some dolphins.

(Deidara watches Tobi and Kisame singing, Leader stares too.)

Tobi and Kisame: Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

(The two are smiling as they end the song)

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

Deidara: That's the last time we rent "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"!