AN: Okay, just so you know that I am not crazy, this story is a result of sugar, boredom, and an idiotic Spanish class. This is my first shot at writing a humor story, so don't be too mean. Flames are welcome though.
Oh yeah, a special thanks to my friend Erin who came up with the plot line for me. But she isn't very good at writing so she gave me vague details and had me put everything together. But I am very happy with how this came out. And I'd like to add another thanks to my beta, AmyGirl23, for putting up with this crazy writing while helping me.
Disclaimer: I only own Korey. Sadly I don't own any of the characters from Twilight. :(
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Chapter 1: Edwards Problems
Edward's POV
I was out trying to hunt, but I couldn't smell anything at all.
"Hmm… that's odd. Oh well" I continued to try to find any scent at all. An hour later I came across the scent of a bunny, but there was an odd scent mixed in with it.
"Oh well, at least its still food," I said to myself as I followed the trail further away from my house.
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Korey's POV
Mwahahahaha! Stupid little Eddie fell for it! Oh yeah, who's smart?
Me! Me! Yay! I danced around the room then went back into hiding. I looked out at the chair, waiting for little Eddie to come in so he would be my mate forever! Screw Bella! Eddie Boy's way too hot to be hanging out with her. He deserves only the best, a.k.a. moi!!
Wait! Here comes Eddie now. He's soooo going to be mine. Mwahahahaha!!
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Edward's POV
The bunny's scent led right into an old, creepy looking house. For a minute I was suspicious that something wasn't right, but I was so hungry. I still hadn't found any scents, so I waked into the house to find the bunny.
"Here bunny bunny bunny," I said walking around the front room.
"Here Eddie Eddie Eddie," came a reply.
"What the f?" I yelled. When I turned around I saw that the door was closed and locked.
"Now, now Eddie, weren't you taught not to curse in front of a lady? What would Esme say?"
"Stop calling me Eddie!"
"No because your mine now."
"Huh?"
"Sit in the chair and I'll show you."
"Um…. Ok?" I walked over to the chair and sat down.
"Hahaha! Your mine!" A bunny jumped out of the shadows and pressed a button. Then metal strips went over my wrists, ankles, and head so that I couldn't move.
"What the f? This is weird. And who the heck are you?"
"I am Korey! Leader of the Bunnies of Terror! And you will now be one of us! Mwahahahaha!"
"And what if I say no?"
"Well, you have no choice. Not even you could escape that chair." Sure enough, when I tried to get the metal off of me, I couldn't.
"Dang you're good."
"Yes, that I know. Now stay still! You are going to be my new bunny king!"
"Wait, what happened to the old one?"
"Oh, you killed him about a month ago."
"OOOOOOOOOOOH. That would explain why he tasted weird. So what do you want with me?"
"Because. You killed him and because you are way too hot for Bella anyways. So, now you're mine!" The crazy bunny hopped up to me and stopped at my foot and then it bit me. "OWW!!! That hurt you stupid furball!"
"Be nice Eddie! For soon you will be a furball too! I mean, Bunny of Terror!!! Mwahahahaha!"
"No! I don't want to be a stupid furball! I said, on the verge of dry sobbing.
"Oh shut up. You're acting like a stupid little cry baby." With that, the stupid 'bunny of terror' hopped out of the room, leaving me to turn into a bunny alone.
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12 hours later, I was a stupid furball, but something wasn't right. I was black, not white.
Oh my gosh, I thought, maybe I'm a ninja bunny!
And sure enough, I was so I soon escaped from the dreaded house and that stupid white bunny.
I hopped around aimlessly for an hour, but I couldn't find my way home. Dang it, I'm screwed, I thought. Now I'll never see my Bella again.
I snuck around the forest for another 5 hours, trying some cool ninja moves I had once seen on TV, but somehow I kept face planting. I soon got hungry and went around the forest for a while, trying to find food, but there was nothing for a bunny like me to eat.
"Dang it!" I decided to try going back to the old houses, figuring that the bunny had gone looking for me.
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Korey's POV
I hopped back into the room that I had left Edward in, but he was gone.
"Hm… BUNNIES OF TERROR UNITE!" With that, a thousand or so snow white bunnies hopped into the room, filling every single spot of space.
"Our newest member has escaped! We must go find him. There is no telling if he is the bunny who was destined to destroy the world. If he is, then we, the Bunnies of Terror, shall overthrow the human race! I want all of you to split up and search. I will stay here incase he's stupid enough to come back. Any questions?"
A bunny named Jessica raised her hand. "Yes Jess?" I asked her, keeping my voice full of authority.
"Um… do we get a raise?"
"Sure. Whoever brings him back gets an extra carrot!" This was met with a roar of approval. "Now go my Bunnies of Terror! Find that bunny!!"
After they had all left, I thought to myself, oh my gosh! What if he's the ninja bunny who is supposed to be our downfall? Oh crap! I went to my secret laboratory and made a batch of poisoned carrots that I could feed him incase he was. Then he would die an instant death. Mwahahahaha!
At that moment, I heard a bunny approaching. Minutes later, a bunny as black as pitch walked into the room. I gasped; it was the evil ninja bunny that would destroy the Bunnies of Terror!
"Oh," I said, careful to keep my voice level, "look who decided to come back. I take it you're hungry?"
"Um… what?"
I looked at him. "I said I take it you're hungry?"
"Um, yeah." With that I hopped up to him and handed him the batch of carrots I had poisoned. "That should last you through today," I said. Then I stood there, waiting for him to eat. He finally started to munch on them. Once he was finished with about half of the batch, he looked up at me.
"Whoa, I feel funny." Not even a second later, his eyes hazed over and he dropped back to the floor, dead.
"YES!!!" I again danced around the room. "I win! YAY!!" all of my minions soon returned and they too started dancing. Soon we started to sing 'We are the Champions.' After a while I went back to the body of Edward and was amazed at what I saw, he looked human again.
"Uh oh, something is terribly wrong. He's supposed to stay in a bunny's body, even though he's dead. Crap, I'm screwed - again."
"Bunnies of Terror flee!!! Something is not right. Go and hide before all of you are destroyed to the point that there are no more bunnies of terror. RUN!!!!"
"AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" a frantic mass of white hopped towards the door. I went back to hiding as I figured out what to do with Edward's body…
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Wow, that took forever to type. I have one question. Should Bella already be a vampire? Yes, this is going to be more than one chapter. Hehe! Anyways, plez r&r and make me super happy, thanks!