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A IS FOR ADD

A Is For ADD

Ok, If you've read my bucket O' Parodies story, you'd know that it is finished. If you Haven't, go read and review it too, please! This is a crackfic story. Each is about something random that begins with each letter of the alphabet. Please, please, PLEASE review! Now, let me introduce my muses for this chapter!

Aryn: ME again! Mar didn't have it in her heart to get rid of me.\

Brandi: Hi! I'm here too. MAR, WHY DID YOU END BUCKET O' PARODIES?? WHYYYYYY???

Armstrong: Yes, I will graciously aid Miss Marilyn and her other muses in this totally random story that will cause you to lose a few brain cells!

Al: I'm only here because Mar pities me. I'm not loved!

ANIMEADDICT333 IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR DAMAGED BRAIN CELLS!

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"HEYYYYYYY ROY!" Shouted Ed as he walked through Roy Mustang's office doors.

"FULLMETAL! I thought I banned you from coming in here ever since you ate my pocket watch and sang that ridiculous song in German!

"Welllll…I WANNA COME IN HERE!" said Ed.

"Ugh, fine. What do you need?"

"Well, first of all I…Ohhhhhh! Is That coke? If that's coke, someone get me some mentos! I need some mentos!" Ed ran around the room screaming about mentos as Riza walked in.

"Oh, hello Edward. Here." She said handing him the mentos and leaving.

"YAAAYYY! MENTOS!"

"FullMetal, what was it you wanted to tell me?" Asked Roy for the second time.

"Oh, yeah that. Well you see, I…OMG I'M GONNA MIX THE COKE AND MENTOS!"

"NOT IN MY OFFICE!" But it was too late. Ed had already dumped the whole thing of mentos into the coke. Coke go BOOM. Roy had taken to liberty of hiding under his desk but Ed was just standing there looking at the explosion. He stood there and watched as the coke/mento mixture flew into the air in slow-motion as the star-spangled banner played in the background. And then he realized that the sticky…stuff was gonna fall all over him and get his pet gerbil that he was hiding in his pocket wet. So he did the only thing he could think of. He picked up Black Hayate and bellowed:

"KYAHHHHH! HAYATE POWAHHHHHHH!" Flinging the poor dog into the sky to keep the liquidy stuff off of him. But it wasn't the best idea. Hayate had been coated in coke/mentos and was now plastered to the ceiling. Ed had still gotten drenched but was now twirling around humming 'Singing In The Rain.'

Roy got out from under his desk and looked from Ed to Hayate plastered on the ceiling. And then around at his ruined office.

"FULLMETAL! WHAT THE HELL?! THAT'S IT! I'M ORDERING YOU TO CLEAN THIS UP, MAKE ME LUNCH EVERY DAY, DO MY PAPERWORK, AND CHISEL RIZA'S DOG OFF THE CEILING!"

"Awwwww. I was having fuuunnnnn!"

Roy had calmed down by now, though Ed was still not off the hook.

"Now, Ed, What was it you wanted to tell me?"

"OH YEAH! I have ADD."

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Me:Well? What did you think? Should I continue or give it up completely? Review and let me know! I promise it will get better! I have a few ideas for later chapters if you guys want me to keep going.

Armstrong: yes, Review and make us all happy!

Brandi: .:sicks Greed on Aryn:.

Aryn: NOOOOOOO! GET I'M OFFFFF!

Brandi: Ah, this never gets old!

Aryn: .:Rolls on the floor with Greed still attached to her:.