The Final Chapter: Snape Vs The British Airlines: Snape's Final flight

There he was.

Entering the main doors of the airport, Snape was determined to fly once again without any qualms of getting intervened by the British Representatives.

"Just one more flight before I get my wizardry license reinstated," Snape says to himself as he went to the nearest ticket agent, luggage bag in hand.

As Snape walks through the airport, many airport employees, air marshals, and pilots were giving him evil glares. Snape simply ignores the stares and continues his way.

At the ticket agent, Snape gets out his ticket and shows it to the lady behind the counter.

"Okay, sir, your flight is in terminal 242," the lady behind the counter says.

Snape nods and was on his way to the baggage screening area. Once there, he placed his bag on the conveyor belt to be screened.

Nothing-amiss here.

Snape takes his baggage and made his way to the terminal and boarded the plane. He sits in his specified seat and waited until the plane took off. When it was airborne, Snape sat and wondered…

"Everything seems to be faring fine…this is a bit troubling indeed," Snape says to himself.

Suddenly, all of the passengers on board the plane disappeare in a puff of smoke, and the lights on the plane went black.

It was pitch dark.

"What's going on here?!" Snape says out loud. "I knew things going this smoothly was too good to be true!"

A few lights turned on around Snape. Out of the shadows appeared the familiar faces Snape knew too well.

It was the British Airline Representatives.

"You…!" Snape says as he stands up.

"Stop right there, Severus Snape!" the President of the British Airlines commands as he and his cohorts pulled out magic wands and aims it at Snape.

"What a surprise. So a bunch of two-timing Wizards are running the British Airlines. What will you do next, make a chimera come out your ass?" Snape says with a smug grin.

"I'll make you eat your words," the President says, charging up his wand. "Prepare to meet your doom, Snape!"

Snape had to do something quick before he was turned into god knows what.

"LOOKOUT! HARRY POTTER'S OWL IS ABOUT TO FLY INTO THE ENGINE TURBINES!" Snape exclaims, pointing to the window behind the men.

"WHAT?!" the men yell in unison as they turn their back to Snape.

Snape took this opportunity to knock over the men and flee to the back of the plane. He eventually finds the baggage compartment and hides there for the time being.

"I need to think of something to get out of this situation before I'm found…if only I had my magic…" Snape thought out loud.

Suddenly out of nowhere, Albus Dumbledore appeared next to Snape via magic teleportation.

"Ah, there you are, Professor Snape. I have come to reinstate your Wizardry License," Dumbledore says to Snape.

"So soon? I thought it wouldn't be reinstated until after this weekend?" Snape says, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, it seems as though we made a slight goof-up with scheduling the length of your punishment, and it looks like you get to use your magic again today!" Dumbledore says, flicking his wand at Snape, undoing the spell that'll now allow Snape to fully and freely use his magic again.

"You have my gratitude, Dumbledore. Maybe I won't kill you in the near future after all," Snape says with a grin.

"What?!" Dumbledore says, raising an eyebrow.

"Nothing, nothing…" Snape says, turning to hastily leave the baggage area.

Back up to the main area of the plane, the airline representatives were frantically looking for Snape.

"Where did that pasty-faced pansy run off to?" the President says out loud.

"You called, fatass?" Snape says, appearing from around the corner.

"Zap him!" the President says as he and the other men started shooting magic missiles at Snape.

Snape dodges the attack and fired his wand at some nearby passenger seats. The seats then came to life and began ferociously attacking the men. One seat began boxing one of the representatives, while another bit the ass of another. The President got away from the attack and attempted to run-down Snape with a full-blown charge.

Snape uses his wand to force open a nearby lavatory door, causing the President to slam face first into it with a crash.

"Give up?" Snape says to the President, walking up to the open lavatory door that was blocking the hallway.

Suddenly, the President punches through the door and grabs Snape around the neck through the other side.

"Die Snape!" the President yells in pure anger as he began choking the hell out of Snape.

"Hey! Look behind you!" says a voice from behind the President.

The President turned around only to be smash in the face by Vernon Dursley's massive fist, causing him to stumble into the lavatory and get his head stuck inside the toilet.

Snape looks at Vernon and raised an eyebrow.

"Thanks, I owe you one," Snape says.

"Heh, you just be thankful I'm' helping you out. Remember, I'm still going to get revenge on you after this is all over!" Vernon says.

Both men turn to the remaining representatives and smile evilly.

"I think I'm going to enjoy this particular flight," Snape says, as he and Vernon proceeded to finish taking out the trash.

Epilogue

Preceding the events from this flight, Snape disappeares from the scene of the crime when that plane landed, while Vernon found a way to escape himself without getting caught. The Representatives of the British Airlines filed a traveling restriction on Severus Snape that would prevent him from using public transportation in the Muggle world for the rest of his life.

But Snape didn't mind. He got what he wanted, and was relieved that he won't have to deal with airplanes or conglomerate wackos ever again.

These are the events and reasons why Snape was put on the no-fly list.

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