I got the idea last Valentines day. It finally escaped.
To Get a Poem From Leon
It was Valentines Day. Count D wondered what he would get from Leon.
Would he get chocolate? Most likely. Leon always got him sweets. Count D imagined the treats. Nougat filled chocolate, razzberry cream, almond, cherry. So many delicious possibilities.
Would Leon get him flowers? He had never gotten flowers from Leon before. Usually D was the one giving Leon the flowers. Would Leon give him roses, or did his dear detective think a different flower fit him better?
What about a poem? D would love to get a poem! But Leon wasn't that creative. He could hear Leon now:
Blue is a violet,
Red is a rose,
I wrote you a poem,
Now take off your clothes.
Maybe D didn't want a poem from Leon after all.
End
I'm sorry you all had to read that.