Disclaimer: I do not own Pet Shop of Horrors, but I did write the poem.

I got the idea last Valentines day. It finally escaped.

To Get a Poem From Leon

It was Valentines Day. Count D wondered what he would get from Leon.

Would he get chocolate? Most likely. Leon always got him sweets. Count D imagined the treats. Nougat filled chocolate, razzberry cream, almond, cherry. So many delicious possibilities.

Would Leon get him flowers? He had never gotten flowers from Leon before. Usually D was the one giving Leon the flowers. Would Leon give him roses, or did his dear detective think a different flower fit him better?

What about a poem? D would love to get a poem! But Leon wasn't that creative. He could hear Leon now:

Blue is a violet,
Red is a rose,
I wrote you a poem,
Now take off your clothes.

Maybe D didn't want a poem from Leon after all.

End

I'm sorry you all had to read that.