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Naruto: SASUKE!! Shit, not again. –growls-
T.H.B: -walks in with a cookie- Yo Naru. What's up?
Naruto: T.H.B, where is he?
T.H.B: He? He who? What are you talking about?
Naruto: Where is Sasuke?
T.H.B: I have no idea. Haven't seen the little imp all day.
Naruto: TRIGGER HAPPY!! -growls angrily-
T.H.B: I swear I don't know where he is. The last time I seen Sasuke, was when he ran all the way to Timbuktu for some reason.
Naruto: You swear.
T.H.B: Every damn day.
Naruto: T.H.B…
T.H.B: Yes, yes I swear.
Naruto: Ugh! Where the fuck could he have gone?! -stalks out of the room-
Sasuke: -to himself- Damnit! Naruto you were supposed to kick the shit out of her not stalk out of the room and look for me!
Sai: What was that Sasuke-kun?
Sasuke: HOLY SHIT SAI! Don't do that!
Sai: You know Trigger happy-chan is going to murder you.
Sasuke: That's if she finds me first.
Sai: Naru-kun, Trigger Happy-chan he's up here!
Sasuke: You fucking traitorous bastard! -blanches-
Sai: She paid me. -points to me-
T.H.B: Thank you Sai. Here you go Naruto. I told you that I wasn't an accomplice to his disappearance. And Sasuke…
Sasuke: -cringes- Yes
T.H.B: -smirks- Good luck. Come on Sai. -Leaves with Sai-
Sasuke: Did I miss something?
Naruto: YOU BASTARD!! -starts beating Sasuke-
T.H.B: -recording beating- This is so much fun to watch.To the chapter…
Sai: We have to put this on eBay, no better yet youtube.
Day 17
42 days left
The Bet: Chapter 10: Writer's Block FUCKING Sucks!
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE HATAKE?!" Sasuke yelled indignantly. All trace of manners and Uchiha gone. Kakashi chuckled at the furious Uchiha. It was always fun to see the young heir's feathers ruffled. Sasuke narrowed his eyes at the silver haired man before him. Naruto looked dumbfounded between the two. How the fuck did they know each other?
"You see Sasuke a little dolphin sent me to check up on a troublemaker of a fox." Kakashi said, like that explained everything.
"English Kakashi!" Kakashi sighed. Who in their right mind said that the youngest Uchiha was a genius?
"Iruka sent me to check up on Naruto, because the poor little darling hadn't called in awhile. And now I see why." Kakashi waggled his eyebrow suggestively. Sasuke's eyes widened. Naruto snapping out of his daze blushed. Kakashi smiled underneath his mask.
'Oh yea, staying here with these two is going to be fun.' Kakashi thought evilly.
"Kakashi that is notwhy I haven't called Iruka-tou-san! You freaking pervert is that all you can think about?!" Naruto yelled standing up on shaky legs.
"Oh really then why haven't you called?" The scarecrow asked cocking his eyebrow toward Naruto. Said blonde stopped dead in his tracks. He couldn't exactly tell Kakashi that he forgot to call because of a certain raven molesting him every chance he got, okay so that was the reason for him not calling. Oh no that would only fuel the perverts mind even further.
"Well…erm…it was because of this bastard right here!" Naruto yelled childishly pointing at Sasuke. He was telling half the truth at least.
"I beg to differ dobe. It wasn't my fault that you couldn't remember to call them."
"IF YOU WEREN'T MOLESTING MY ASS EVERY TIME YOU COULD THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE FORGOTTEN, ASSHOLE!" Naruto regretted those words as soon as they flew out of his mouth. Kakashi let out a hardy, perverted laugh. Sasuke shook his head and sighed.
"Naruto when will you ever learn not to lie. One you suck at it and two when you yell you give everything away the next second." Kakashi laughed. "You know Sasuke, Iruka is going to use your balls as decoration when he finds out you hurt his little Naru-chan."
"WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!" Naruto fumed. Sasuke chuckled.
"Well actually dobe, just a few nights ago…"Naruto lunged at Sasuke and clamped a hand over his mouth.
"You finish that statement bastard and your balls will be chopped off and given to the fangirls as a valued prize. On top of that I'll let your species confused bird in." Naruto growled into Sasuke's ear. The raven's eyes widened slightly and he shook his head obediently.
"Okay children; hate to break up this little love fest but its late and I don't think your neighbors will like to hear all this yelling outside of their door. So inside we go." Kakashi said and pushed the two bickering teenagers into the apartment. Just as one door closed softly another went flying open.
"Uchiha or fucking not your ass…oh wait you're not out here anymore! Lucky bastard!" And old lady said waving a spatula in the air with a shower cap on. "Don't let me catch you out here again little asshole!" The woman muttered closing her door as well. The three heads in Sasuke's apartment all turned to the noise of something banging against the wall. They all stared at the dark wood door with confusion littering their faces. After that they heard a few well placed curses after a certain Uchiha's name and then the soft click of the door.
"Ooooookay." Naruto drawled out. "Well at least we know that Sasuke has a way of pissing everyone off." The blonde chuckled moving away from said raven and death glare. Sasuke went to go lunge at the boy but was held back.
"Kill him later when I'm not here. I rather not be an accomplice." Kakashi said from behind is little orange book. Sasuke growled in his throat and followed Naruto into the living room. Kakashi sighed.
'Is staying here worth the trouble of hearing these two knuckleheads bicker all the time?' The silver haired male mental groaned. He saw a crack of lightning and the loud roar of thunder soon after.
'Hell yea it's worth the damn trouble! It's better than being out in that storm.' Inner Kakashi argued. All the taller male could do was nod his head and go into the living room hoping the two noobs haven't killed each other yet. Damn, who the hell uses noob anymore!?
"NARUTO DAMNIT GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!" Sasuke yelled jumping over the couch trying to catch the Kyuubi vessel. Naruto simply smiled and tripped the already fuming Uchiha. Sasuke landed face down on the carpet. Blue eyes widened hysterically as he tried to contain his laughter. A deep, scary growl from the rug had Naruto snapping back to his senses just in time to see a black blur tackle him to the ground. They landed with a loud thud with Sasuke straddling Naruto's hips.
"TEME…ha ha…GET…-snicker-…OFF!" Naruto said in between laughs. Sasuke glowered harder at the idiot beneath him.
"What's so funny dobe?!" The raven said through gritted teeth. Kakashi made a disapproving noise in the back of his throat. Maybe the rain was looking like a good option right now. A soft moan from the blonde had his attention snapping back to the two teens on the floor. But apparently it wasn't the moan of pleasure he was hoping for. Having observing the situation, Sasuke was currently strangling the blonde nimrod. The older male quickly made his way over to the duo and pulled Sasuke off of the blue Naruto. God forbid Kakashi go back to Iruka and tell him that Naruto is currently six feet under because he was too busy being perverted to pull the Uchiha off of him. Yea that would go over well. Kakashi might as well cut off his own balls and gift wrap them if that ever happened. He cringed at the thought. His attention went back to the struggling Sasuke in his grasp, desperately trying to get back to choking the life out of the blonde. Naruto had a tough time regaining his breath. But when he did he was now trying his damnedest to get to the bastard that tried to kill him.
"All right you two chuckleheads. That's enough trying to rip each others heads off. I'm not here to play babysitter." Kakashi said in a bored tone. Naruto puffed out one cheek and began to pout, rather cutely. (Naruto: I'M NOT CUTE DAMNIT!!) Sasuke immediately got a hungry perverted gleam in his eye as soon as the blonde fox began to pout. Naruto glanced at the drooling Uchiha and glared.
"Don't look at me like that asshole!" He fumed stomping over to the recliner and plopping down with absolutely no grace at all. He crossed his arms over his chest and turned to glare out the window hiding a growing smile. Sasuke raised a thin eyebrow, his anger slipping away and turning into something else.
"OKAY! Before Sasuke attacks you again, Naruto, how did you wind up living with the Uchiha brat anyway?" Kakashi interrupted.
"Tsunade-baa-chan and the asshole cooked up some weird cockamamie plan while I was out training. So when I came home those two spawns of Satan had everything planned out. (Me: They ain't my kids!)." Naruto grumped stilling looking away from the two.
"Look it was Tsunade-sama's idea in the first place I just went along." Sasuke said casually with an underlying tone of amusement.
"Right and I'm the king of England." Naruto scoffed. Then it dawned on him…again. "How in the blue fuck do you two know each other?!" Naruto yelled jumping up.
"Well I was Sasuke's martial arts teacher awhile back." Kakashi said a little too quickly. Naruto's brow furrowed.
"Oh stop beating around the bush; you were also fucking my cousin, Kakashi." Sasuke snapped. Kakashi seemed to blush but with that damned mask on it was hard to tell. But the older man quickly regained his cool composure.
"Thank you Sasuke for spouting that out." Kakashi said emotionless. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"What? It was the truth." Sasuke snorted. Naruto gaped again.
"Pause…rewind…Kakashi what the hell were you doing fucking a stick up my ass Uchiha bastard?" Naruto said making the rewind movements with his hands. Kakashi sighed whereas Sasuke seemed to growl.
"Contrary to popular belief, not all Uchiha's have sticks up their asses as you put it. Well at least not in the metaphorical sense. In the literal sense I'm not so sure. They might have something close to a stick shoved up their pale asses. Take Mr. Possessive over there…" Kakashi was cut off by a fist to the head.
"Enough of the pervert mode, baka!" Sasuke growled with his fist still in the air. Kakashi seemed to smile. The only indication of that was when his only visible eye crinkled into an upside down 'u' shape.
"Tender subject for you Sasuke." The scarecrow said innocently. Sasuke regained his murderous glare. Naruto seeing this pulled Sasuke away from Kakashi before he could kill him.
"Sasuke calm down." The blonde said to the fuming raven. But unlike the rest of the night Sasuke seemed to have lost it. Naruto did the only thing he could think of at the moment.
"Sasuke-koi please stop." Naruto whimpered into the pale ear. He had to force himself from stop gagging on the words and make them sound sincere. Even though to Naruto they sounded a bit too sincere for his liking. Sasuke stopped all movement. Naruto actually got worried when the raven stopped so suddenly. Then in a lightning fast movement Sasuke had turned around in Naruto's loosened grip and had the blonde in a passionate kiss. Naruto's eyes went wide and Kakashi pulled out his camera phone.
'Voyeur…' Sasuke thought.
Sasuke took advantage of the blonde's open mouth and snaked his tongue into the addicting cavern. Naruto felt his eyes slid close as Sasuke's tongue run over his teeth and gums. The blonde's slick organ met Sasuke's in a battle for dominance. The raven tangled his long fingers in blonde spikes and tugged on them harshly. This action caused Naruto to groan in pain but soon faded away into a needy moan when Sasuke began to literally fuck his tongue. Naruto wrapped his arms around the pale neck bringing the Uchiha close enough to feel his erection rub against his thigh. Kakashi was enjoying all the footage he was getting on his phone. Shit, he could right a damn book if he wanted to with all taping he was doing. The need for air and Naruto snapping out of his lust induced hazed caused the two to pull apart.
The Kyuubi-vessel wiped away the spit that had dribbled down his chin with the back of his hand as he glared at the Uchiha bastard in front of him. Sasuke stood there with a smug grin. He bought his thumb up to the corner of his mouth to rid him of the spit there. Kakashi quickly put away his phone before the two saw it.
"What the hell was that, teme?!" Naruto fumed when he regained his breath. He'd be telling a lie if that kiss hadn't affected him in one way or another.
"What the kiss?" Sasuke asked innocently enough. He even had the damn decency to cock his head to the side.
"Yes the damn kiss!" Naruto nearly yelled.
"You asked for it." Sasuke replied simply. Naruto's jaw tightened.
"I'm going to kill…" The blonde's threat was cut short when a bright lightning bolt lit up the sky and a particularly loud crash of thunder soon crackled following the light. Naruto squeaked and jumped over the couch into Kakashi's arms. The normally hyperactive idiot sat there shivering in his father's embrace. The silver haired man rocked Naruto back and forth trying to get him to calm down but no such luck.
"What's the matter with him?" Sasuke inquired actually worried over the little dobe.
"He's afraid of lightning. He's been that way ever since he was little." Kakashi answered. Naruto curled closer to the man's chest when another bolt and thundering sound shook the city. He whimpered and buried his head into the strong chest. Sasuke looked down…some…nagging feeling inside him wanted to be the one comforting the blonde. He just wanted to whisper words of non-sense into the tanned ear to get his mind off of the raging storm. Sasuke shook his head. What the hell was he thinking? Maybe he should get a cat scan, because his head had been fucked up lately.
By some unmovable force Sasuke was walking around the couch and sitting behind Naruto rubbing small circles on his back. Naruto stiffened and soon relaxed when those smooth hands rubbed away the tension, stopping most of the shivers almost instantly. Kakashi had to raise a thin silver eyebrow. This was the first time Naruto had calmed down so quickly. Usually it took hours for either him or Iruka to calm the little blonde ball of sunshine down. But the Uchiha seemed to do it in a matter of seconds. Naruto began to pull away from the older male when he deemed it was safe enough. A shaky breath left the Kyuubi-vessel's mouth as he tried to calm his shivering hands.
A loud cracking sound followed by a roaring rumble had Naruto squeaking and diving into Sasuke's arms this time. The raven looked a bit shocked when Naruto threw himself at him. His arms unconsciously wrapped around the blonde and bought him closer.
Kakashi let a small smile slide across his masked lips. There was definitely something going on here. Whether the two males before him knew it or not their bond seemed strong and only seemed to grow with each passing minute. A deep chuckled sounded from the scarecrows throat. Sasuke glanced at him, but he only shook his head.
The pair stayed like that until the lightning died down and the sky was resorted to quiet murmurs of thunder. Naruto lifted his head off of Sasuke's chest and looked out the window. Yes it was still raining heavily and the gust ripped tree limbs from their trunk, but there was no lightning or thunder. The blonde sighed and was back to normal.
"Okay…sorry about that. Um…teme, where will Kakashi be sleeping?" Naruto asked like nothing happened.
"In your room." Sasuke said blatantly. What a way to ruin the mood!
"WHAT?!" Naruto and Kakashi yelled in unison. Sasuke was tempted to roll his eyes again, but stopped himself. Once was enough for the Uchiha today.
"No…there is no way I'm sleeping with that pervert. Not happening!" Naruto said crossing his arms his chest in an X shape.
"Sasuke you must have some other room besides Naruto's." Kakashi stated a little more calmly than a certain fuming blonde.
"I do." The younger Uchiha replied in a bored manner. Both blue and dark brown eyes lit up. And their faces were bright with hope. But that all came to a burning halt with Sasuke's next words.
"But there all being used one way or another." The raven yawned. Two jaws dropped and one had the decency to growl.
"Teme pray tell, what the hell are these rooms being used as?!" The blonde growled. Kakashi nodded in agreement.
"One is being used as a study. Another is a small home gym. And the last one is technically Itachi's room, even though he's rarely here." Sasuke replied with a mischievous gleam in his eye. The little imp was planning something and Naruto didn't like that look at all.
"Then why can't he sleep in your brother's room?!" The blonde fumed.
"It's locked." The Uchiha simply said.
"Then use the key!"
"Don't have one."
"You mean to tell us that your brother has the door locked in your apartment and you don't have a key." Sasuke nodded. "What the hell kind of bullshit is that?! Shouldn't you have a damn key?!"
"No, Itachi specifically had that lock change for some unfathomable reason. I'd rather not want to go in that room anyway." Seeing as aniki is a pervert. Sasuke completed in his mind.
"Then what the hell are we supposed to do?!"
"Easy Kakashi will sleep in your room. Simple as that."
"And I told you there is no way in hell am I sleeping with the biggest pervert in all of Japan!" Naruto yelled.
"I beg to differ…" Kakashi began.
"Shut up!" Naruto said cutting off the older male. Kakashi's eye widened and he pulled out a little notebook and quickly wrote something down. The silver haired man gave a firm nod and was quiet.
"Who said you were sleeping with him?" Sasuke said just above a whisper. Naruto's blonde brows furrowed.
"That's crazy then where the hell else am I supposed to sleep?!" Naruto questioned, his patience wearing thin.
"With me." Sasuke responded. Naruto scoffed. Here he goes again.
"You're just as big a pervert as him! Keep dreaming teme, 'cause I'm never getting into your bed again!" The Kyuubi-vessel huffed. A thin black eyebrow raised and a small smirk formed on pale pink lips.
'What does he mean again?!' Kakashi wondered, making a mental note to ask and kill the Uchiha himself.
"Wanna bet." Sasuke whispered into the tanned ear. He gave the lobe a teasing swipe of the tongue before pulling away. Naruto shuddered at the action but steeled himself from moaning. He'd be damned if he gave Kakashi any more ammo against him.
"Hell no that's how we ended up in this mess now!" Naruto pouted. "I'd rather take the couch to your bed!"
"But the couch is terribly uncomfortable. You'd probably hurt your back the first hour after you fall asleep." Sasuke persuaded softly. Neither of them noticed that Kakashi had left and went into Naruto's room. He closed and locked the door quietly and snickered on the other side before getting ready for bed. But not after putting a few of Naruto's things outside the door first.
Naruto's jaw clenched, he reeeeeeeeeally didn't want to sleep with the bastard. But he had his share of uncomfortable couches and had the marks to prove it. Sasuke saw the inner warring the blonde was having. He leaned into Naruto so that his hot breath was tickling the inside of the blonde's ear. Naruto bit the inside of his lip to keep from groaning. The Uchiha heir took the tanned lobe in between his teeth and racked them down the sensitive skin lightly. The blonde could feel blood pooling in his mouth from biting his cheek so hard. Sasuke sucked lightly on the flesh, drawing a moan from Naruto at last. He released the ear.
"I promise Naru-chan, I won't do anything you don't want me to." Sasuke whispered innocently but huskily. That snapped the blonde out of his lust induced state and glared at the man next to him.
"Fine, but there is a definite pillow and blanket barrier going up between us." Naruto pouted and gave a firm nod. Sasuke had to chuckle at Naruto's childishness.
"Whatever you say dobe." Sasuke replied. Naruto stood and stalked into the Uchiha's room still heated about these arrangements. He grabbed the stuff that Kakashi had so kindly put in the hallway and walked into the bathroom that was connected to Sasuke's room.
"I'm taking a shower. No peaking, no coming into the bathroom. Just stay in your room." Naruto commanded to Sasuke who stood at the door. The raven sighed and nodded. The blonde slammed the door shut and began the water. He was harder than he was willing to admit. He took a deep breath and hopped into the warm shower willing his erection away.
Sasuke rolled his eyes. No one was around to see him this time so he really didn't care. He sat on the bed and opened the nightstand drawer. He pulled out his book from earlier and a pair of reading glasses. He sighed as he took out the bookmark and began reading. He knows he should really be looking over that new file Itachi had given him, but it could wait until later.
About an hour later, due to a certain organ that didn't want to deflate, Naruto came out of the bathroom. He quickly glanced at Sasuke and made sure to stay away from the pale bastard. He wandered to the other side of the bed. Sasuke looked up over his book finally acknowledging the blonde.
"Ah, finally dobe. Now can I go take a shower or do you still need the bathroom?"
"Shut up and go." Naruto snapped. Sasuke didn't bother to taunt him any further, he was too tired to anyway. Sasuke walked into the bathroom and took a quicker shower than Naruto. He was in and out in less than thirty minutes. By the time he went back into his room Naruto had the flimsy pillow barrier up and was sound asleep on one side of it. Sasuke felt his eye twitch. The little idiot wasn't lying about the damn fort looking thing. Sasuke threw the towel that was around his neck in the hamper and adjusted his sleeping pants. He got into his bed on the other side of the mountain of pillows. He could feel a growl bubbled in his throat but refused to let it out. The raven wasn't going to let this get to him. Oh no, he's just going to lay back and get a good night's sleep…no matter who was laying next to him. Sasuke half sighed half growled and rolled over onto his side. This was going to be a long night. Ebony eyes close and all they saw was a flash of blue then darkness. Soon the young bastard fell into a restless sleep.
His bed mate, having been fell asleep long ago, snored loudly. One hand was up his shirt resting on his stomach. The blankets were tangled around his waist and legs. A thin line of drool leaked out the corner of his mouth. Naruto muttered something and rolled over onto his side.
Later that morning…Naruto stretched out like a cat, yawning as he did so. Man that was the best night's sleep he had in ages. The blonde rolled onto his back to stare at the white ceiling. He temporarily forgot that he was in Sasuke's bed that was until the mattress shifted a bit. Naruto blinked in confusion and looked over the mountain of pillows, that was still intact, to see the unconscious raven tossing in his sleep. Blue eyes blinked and stared for a good minute or two. His head cocked to the side as he continued to gaze at the lump of the Uchiha. Well more like the head of the Uchiha seeing as that was the only body part sticking out from underneath the covers.
'What. The. Hell?!' Naruto was about to yell at the top of his lung about perverted Uchiha and such when Kyuubi pushed him out of the way.
'Kit, don't you dare do another screaming act today! Remember last night and GO GET DRESSED AS YOU DO!!' Kyuubi commanded forcing the body into the bathroom. Naruto did as he was told, reluctantly, while he did his daily morning routine. He tried to remember the events of the evening before. Everything was fuzzy except for the pale bastard's lips on his and a few broken words here and there.
'Kyuubi what the crap is going on?!' The blonde demanded throwing his toothbrush down. The fox sighed. He really was stuck with a short-term memory idiot.
'Kakashi is here and is sleeping in your room. So the brat is having you sleep in his room.' The kitsune replied. Then he remembered something. He wasn't supposed to be talking to the blonde dobe. Kyuubi wanted to smack himself for forgetting that.
'Oh…now I remember. Hey Kyu…' Naruto looked at the sulking/glaring/evil looking fox and frowned. 'What's the matter with you?' Kyuubi's glare hardened and grunted in response. Tanned hands found a home on narrow hips as blue eyes narrowed.
'Kyuubi!! Answer me damnit!!' The blonde growled. 'Are you still mad about the other day?' He asked finally getting it. Kyuubi scowled. Yep he was still pissed.
'Argh, fox I'm sorry alright. I kinda did miss your smart ass comments. And it's been way too quiet up here without you.' Naruto apologized. He was really missing the rabid fox, even though it had only been a day. But he had to remember he's been living with the damn demon for most of his life. Suspicious red eyes narrowed, as if contemplating the whole thing. Nine tails swished wildly behind him causing a rather nice breeze.
'Hmm…I accept.' The fox stated simply. Naruto fell over anime style, that's all the fuzz ball had to say 'I accept'!! The blonde growled as he stalked out of the bathroom. He took one glance over at the bed and saw Sasuke begin to stir. With that being said Naruto jetted out the room and into the kitchen.
Sasuke groaned, while blinking his eyes open. Damnit all he hadn't slept one wink last night. Not when all he could dream about was the blonde next to him, writhing in pleasure beneath him. Sasuke shook his head from his thoughts. Hadn't he had enough of that last night? Apparently not. He had to get up on more than one occasion, to relieve a certain organ that refused to deflate or stay sleep. The Uchiha growled as he rolled out of bed to get dressed. He did after all have a job and if he was late again Itachi would have his ass.
It was quarter to seven when Sasuke came strolling out of his room fully dressed but still half sleep. He saw Kakashi in the living room watching to news while drinking a cup of coffee. Naruto, however, had yet to be seen by the grumbling Uchiha.
"Yo…" Kakashi droned over his shoulder not looking at Sasuke.
"Hn." The raven grunted while he fixed his own steaming cup of his morning drug. He took a sip of the warm liquid and swore he died and went to heaven. Sasuke sat down at the island, drinking his coffee trying to wake up a bit. Just as he down the last bit, Naruto came bounding into the kitchen, looking happy and well rested.
The blonde was clad in a pair of navy blue slacks with a white dress shirt and no tie. Sasuke glared at the chipper idiot.
"What are you glaring at teme?" Naruto huffed sitting across from the raven. Well there went his whole day and it didn't even get the chance to start.
"You, apparently." Sasuke snapped. "Why are you up and dressed so early?"
"If you must know I'm having breakfast with Hinata in a few. And I start my new position today" The blonde replied. Sasuke snorted and rose from his chair.
"Hn." The raven grunted and retrieved his black work coat from the closet. He shrugged the black cloth on.
"Teme, where are you going?" Naruto asked grabbing the Uchiha's right hand.
"To work." Sasuke answered coldly. The blonde fox glared at the raven's head. If he was going to be an ass, than Sasuke could be an ass somewhere else. He was the one that wanted to know where Naruto was going. The Kyuubi-vessel tried to pull free from Sasuke's hand but couldn't.
"Sasuke-baka let go!!" Naruto struggled.
"I'm not holding on to you! You're still holding my hand!" Sasuke growled.
"What the hell? Sasuke quit playing and let go!" The blonde pulled at his hand but it refused to budge. Kakashi, not liking the early morning disturbances, got up and walked over to the bickering pair. He was missing his soaps, goddamnit.
"Naruto what were you in this morning?" The silver haired man quipped. Sasuke tried yanking his hand away from the tanned idiot.
"Nothing, just gluing something together." The raven stopped struggling and stiffened. Kakashi picked up the two hands and laughed. The two idiots were officially stuck together and by the looks of it they weren't coming apart any time soon.
"And where did you get this glue from?" Sasuke hissed.
'Please don't say the cabinet on top of the stove, to the right of cyanide behind the arsenic in the darkest corner in the back.' Sasuke pleaded silently.
"Um…in the cabinet over the stove to the right of the cyanide behind the arsenic in the darkest corner in the back. It was the only thing I could find. By the way bastard, why do you have arsenic and cyanide over the stove?!"
"That's beside the point you idiot! You used the freaking gag glue!"
"What the fuck do you mean gag glue?! Get the crap off!!"
"That's it I can't! Itachi bought the shit as a freaking joke. He had glued the hands of like three girls to my front door and they stayed there for at least three days."
"I'm going to be stuck to you for three days!!" Naruto screeched pulling harder.
"Oww dumbass, that hurts! Quit struggling. We're not going to come apart anytime soon." Sasuke growled.
"I'M GOING TO BE STUCK TO YOU FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS!!" The blonde yelled. The youngest Uchiha growled, linked his fingers with Naruto's and yanked on his arm. Said dobe yelped and went tumbling into Sasuke's strong chest. The teme's left hand came up and tilted Naruto's chin up toward him. Naruto was about to protest when a pair of rose petal soft lips were on his. Naruto couldn't help the moan that bubbled up in his chest and was swallowed by Sasuke's chaste kiss. The raven pulled away and looked into closed blue eyes.
Maybe Naruto could wake up to this every morning. Get on Sasuke's nerves and get shut up by a kiss. That sounded like a plan. Oh God how he wanted those lips back. Naruto shook his head ferociously. What the hell is he thinking?! Waking up to this perverted bastard and kissing him! Ha! That's the dumbest thing he'd every heard of!
"Naruto…" Sasuke's smooth voice filtered in breaking through the fog. The inside of his ear became soggy and his knees were beginning to buckle. "…because of the skin to skin to glue should wear off by tomorrow if not by the end of the day." And yep that went through all the haze and snapped Naruto back to reality. Wide baby blue eyes narrowed and glared at the pale man in front of him.
"Tomorrow?!"
"Or later today. Who knows?" Sasuke shrugged. The blonde glowered and then looked at the clock.
"Holy crap, I'm gonna be late!" Naruto panicked. He began to drag Sasuke toward the door.
"Where do you think you are going?! I have work!" Sasuke almost yelled.
"Well I have a breakfast date with Hinata and I can't just blow her off. And then
I have to go to work!" The blonde pushed the down button on the elevator.
"Oh, yes the hell you can. Do you not know who my boss is?! Itachi will have my head if I blow off work." They both walked off the elevator and into the parking lot. Naruto realized he didn't have his car with him. So how was he going to get to Hinata's, stuck with the bastard?
"Okay, how about a compromise. We go to breakfast with Hinata and then to the law firm." Naruto sighed. Jiriya was going to kill him. Maybe he'll take the promotion later. Everything now was just so complicated. The blonde saw the apprehension in the raven's eyes.
"Oh for Pete's sake, just call Itachi, tell him you're going to be late and call it a day." Naruto groaned.
"Hn." Sasuke grunted and pulled out his phone. He pressed the speed dial number that Itachi was under.
'What otouto?' Itachi grumped into the phone.
"I'm gonna be late today." Sasuke ground out. He was still mad at his brother and really didn't feel like talking to the asshole.
'May I ask why, little brother?' The elder sounded slightly amused. He heard Sasuke growl and then the slight shuffling of clothes. Itachi faintly heard Naruto's voice demanding the cell phone. And then that same voice filling the ear piece.
"Hey 'Tachi…" Sasuke growled again. Naruto smirked. "'Tachi would it be ok if I borrowed Sasuke for a while? I desperately need his help with something." Naruto pleaded. He was using his best sweet innocent voice he could. Something told Itachi that if he was talking to Naruto in person, he would have been face to face with most irresistible puppy dog eyes ever.
'How long would you need him?'
"He'll be at the law firm by nine thirty at the latest. Please 'Tachi!"
'Alright Naru-chan. Make sure he's here by then we have a meeting at ten.' Itachi stated giving in. He couldn't believe it. He had given into the blonde so easily.
"Awww, thank you 'Tachi. I owe you big time." Naruto was giddy with happiness. Uchiha's were so whipped. He would have tackled Itachi to the ground and kissed him to death but too bad he was on the phone. Naruto blushed at the thought. Since when did he start thinking of the elder Uchiha like that? It might be only a kiss but…well damn maybe he was gay. Bi at the least.
'Naru you have to admit that Itachi is hot stuff. You can't help but be attracted to him.' A darker shade of red spread across whiskered cheeks.
'Shut up Kyu.'
'See you later Naru-chan.' Itachi's smooth voice filtered through Naruto straight to Kyuubi, causing both to shiver.
"Bye 'Tachi." The blonde snapped the phone and smiled. God what has Kyuubi reduced him to?
'ME?! I beg to differ. You're the one that has obsessions with emotionally challenged bastards, who doesn't even have a key to his own brother's room in his damn apartment!'
'At least I don't have a thing for his perverted older brother!'
'Right then what was that whole thing about wanting to kiss him to death?'
'Purely a result of the lust you feel for him.'
"NARUTO!!" Sasuke yelled. Damnit Uchiha's don't yell but when it came to oblivious idiot attached to him he did uncharacteristic things.
"What teme?" Naruto glared at the raven. But something in Sasuke's features, made him concerned. The bastard never showed any emotion whatsoever. What's up now? "Sasuke?"
"What did Itachi say?" Was the cold reply. The spiky black head turned away from Naruto's searching blue eyes, as he tried to school his features.
"I have you 'til nine thirty and that you have a meeting at ten." The blonde cocked his head to the side trying to coax Sasuke into looking at him.
"We'll take my car." Said raven replied. He turned the opposite way from Naruto and headed to his black Mercedes Guardian. Naruto placed a warm hand on Sasuke's cold cheek. He turned the pale head to look at him. Coal black eyes narrowed in a glare while their owner stopped in his tracks. Naruto smiled a little.
"Teme you forget so quickly." The smaller male smirked.
"What are you talking about dobe?" Sasuke feigned ignorance.
"You know what I'm talking about. Remember what I said to you the day you saw me practicing Tai Chi. Don't ever forget those words and you have nothing to doubt." Naruto leaned into Sasuke and gave him a chaste kiss. Pale long fingers laced through golden spikes. But Naruto pulled away before that kiss went anywhere else.
"Come on teme. Or else we'll be late." Naruto looked innocent as he pulled Sasuke toward the parking lot. "Which ones yours?" He asked looking at all the cars. Sasuke pushed the button to his alarm system and yellow lights flashed. Blue eyes bulged out of their eyes sockets and a mouth hung open.
"No fucking way!"
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Ahhh, gotta end it there. Sorry guys. But this is only the first part of chapter 10. And I just had to tease you about what Naruto said back in like chapter 3 or 4. lol. Ah and this chap is in it's extremely raw form.
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T.H.B: Gah!! I haven't updated this fic in soooooooo long!! Gomen Nasai!!
Sai: That's because you're focused on the angst-y drama one that you killed off my Tenten.
T.H.B: I didn't know what to do with her. Sorry.
Naruto: What happened now?
Sai: Hmm Trigger Happy's depressed about not updating.
T.H.B: And you're being emo.
Naruto: What's new?
Sasuke: T.H.B!!
T.H.B: Ahhhh!! Leave me alone! You evil ass from hell! –hides behind Naruto-
Sasuke: Stop being in denial and admit that you're not mad at me anymore.
T.H.B: When hell freezes over, pigs fly, and you give it up to your brother! Or in other words NEVER! –runs away-
Sasuke: -laughs-
Sai: Until next time everyone. Don't forget to leave a review and rate!!
Naruto: You two are idiots. Let's go Sai.