A.N: Something happened and it didnt post yesterday when I meant to.

Just a quick note, this is my new story

Chinese pirates are pervs

Ragetti and Pintel are perves too

Will wasn't finished with that

Even Chinese (Asians? Not sure his actual race) like washable tattoos

They have cool washable tattoos, not lame butterflies and hearts

Shivering monkeys are cute

Monkeys are so smart they can light a firework that causes a chain reaction of explosions

Run to fight another day – the pirates motto

Jack Sparrow thinks hes so hott…and its so f-in true

Up is down… its maddening the impossible

Davey Jones is actually handsome…just old

Everyone Liz kissed has died

Through all that, with both of them dying, Davey and Tia never shared an on-screen kiss

Calypso doesn't get angry, she just gets bigger.

That making out with a thigh can be hot!

That you can become king of Pirates just from standing in a room and having no qualifications

Monkeys make good cannonball

Elizabeth is the movie slut.

A sword you make can come to kill you one day...unless you stab Jones' heart just in time

You're not invited to the tea party.

Braces existed in the 18th century

You can be followed by rocks

Even a skinny girl can carry 124 weapons under her cloths

If you walk down stairs slowly enough, you can prolong your death for about 2 minutes while everything else is blowing up behind you.

You can grow up at totally normal child after not meeting your father until you're 10