Avatar: Surprise oneshot from ME! This is about all the lessons I've taken away over the years from this wonderful show. My second TILF oneshot, my second completed oneshot at all. Check out TILF Courage the Cowardly Dog as well. Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, only the contents of this non-story-fic-whatever.

Things I Learned From Invader Zim

If you're bad in Skool, then you'll be damned to the underground classrooms.

If the teacher doesn't like your face, you'll be damned to the underground classrooms.

Teachers can't stay long in the sunlight.

Humans have booby-trapped their sun so you can't look directly into it.

According to Zim, humans are stinky, beastly, worm-children of, uh, um, stink.

Aliens love snacks and snacking so much they would dedicate an entire planet to these heavenly pursuits.

Dib has a BIRD DOODIE ON HIS JACKET!

Count Cocofang is dangerous and must be stopped!

When you want to get rid of somebody, assign them to the Janitorial Squad and ship them off to planet… DIRT!

Irkens place weird emphasis on MANY of their words. EMPHASIS ON THEIR WORDS!!

Despite what Irkens think, height and abilities don't always go hand-in-hand.

Little girls who like video games are the greatest evil on this Earth.

Santa has been foretold to someday return to us and guide us to salvation.

Dib's head is really, really large. I mean the thing is gynormous.

Being a famous scientist with a children's TV show justifies doing just about anything.

'The Pirate Monkeys' is an awesome name.

If you want to make sure somebody never steals the secrets of something you build, equip it with a SHRINKY SELF-DESTRUCT!

Tak is NOT here for revenge! You hear her? She's NOT!

Imbuing your sister with the sense of the Shadowhog can be a terrible ordeal. The whole experience may turn you into a hobo.

In 2 million years, we won't have any Irkens invading us.

However, Santa Claus will be a major problem.

There are few fates worse than being trapped in a room with a moose that can eat walnuts with a vengeance.

THAT HORRIBLE MONKEY!

The world from Gir's point of view is a very scary, very happy place.

Okay, it's about revenge.

Super Toast is better than steroids.

Bologna DNA can never, EVER, be allowed to intermingle with yours.

Giant nuclear hamsters are just as cute as the regular kind.

You only get three crazy buttons a month.

Using water-based warfare only creates arms races ending in tragedies such as The Wettining.

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Hope you enjoyed my silliness. I probably won't have a sequel or continuation, at least not in the near future.

I'd like to thank the academy.