Chapter 3: A Woman Should Be an Illusion

Mondays!

In every society this day carries the same thing, and that thing is work. After a weekend of relaxation for some, training for others, the day has come to get your ass in gear and get on with the good work. For a ninja, the only thing a Monday means is another day where they could lose their lives.

In the village of Konohagakure, a young Jinchuriki had just woken up from a couple of days in a self produced coma. I say self produced, because he single handedly pissed off two of the strongest women in the entire shinobi world. Not many could say they have the balls to piss of Tsunade of the legendary Sannin and her apprentice, but Uzumaki Naruto could… that is if he still had any.

'Oh God, that has to be one of my top ten most idiotic ideas to this date' she thought to herself, rubbing the sleep out of her brown eyes.

Wait?

Brown eyes?

You may ask yourself this question right now; isn't Uzumaki Naruto's eyes blue?

Well, normally you would be correct!

However, after an incredible show of medical jutsu and an even more incredible amount of chakra, Uzumaki Naruto was now the identical twin of the Godaime Hokage, Tsunade of the Sannin.

Why would he be a complete clone of the Hokage?

Because he's the only one who could survive such an operation, and it was needed for a important mission. Naruto was to impersonate the woman in a meeting between the countries' leaders, and he would have to do this without arousing suspicion. He would meet with the most powerful humans in the entire shinobi world after all, himself not included.

Now, awoken by warm sunrays peeking through the curtains, the boy turned woman was gathering her mind. He had never been a morning person, and it appears she wasn't one either.

Sitting up, she groaned as her joints snapped into place with a loud crack. Lying perfectly still in your bed for several days after getting the royal shit kicked the hell out of you would do that to a person, even if said person has a demon lord constantly healing her body.

Looking around, she couldn't recognize where she was.

The room she was currently resting in didn't look anything like the rundown apartment she was used to, and neither did it look anything like the room she remembered waking up in last time, before she did something stupid again.

The room was big, probably as big as her entire apartment. The room was well lit, and had bright and cheerful colors on the walls. The light green satin curtains hanging from the windows gave of an otherworldly light as the sun shone through them. She looked around, noticing she was lying in a queen-sized bed, and she pulled the covers to cover up her rather obvious assets in case someone would enter the room unannounced.

Draping the sheet around her shapely body, the woman slung her slender legs over the bed and let her small feet touch the cold hardwood floor. Taking a moment to gather her balance, she stood up and took a wobbly step toward the windows.

"I wonder where I am." She wondered as she took baby steps toward the window. She obviously wasn't dead, because she still had the big gravity defying breasts sitting proudly on her chest, and not to forget she was naked. If she died, she would at least be herself, and not naked…

Naruto raised her hand.

Smooth skin touched silky fabric as she moved the curtains away so she could see where she was. The sun's brightness was too much for her eyes, and she was temporarily blinded from the bright light she let in.

Blinking so the white dots would disappear from her eyes, she looked out the window again.

A small gasp escaped her pink lips as the sight she saw before her.

It was Konoha alright, but in a way she had never seen it before. She had always woken up in her ratty apartment in the shadier parts of town, and had never seen the sun rise. Now, she saw the entire city bathed in the red and yellow light from the sunrise.

'It's beautiful' she thought to herself, now more certain that she would give her life to save this place.

The streets were empty from the usual traffic, and all she could see were the shopkeepers doing their morning routine. She opened the window and let the soft wind blow a few strands of honey blonde hair away from her face, and she leaned slightly out of the window looking over at the Hokage Mountain. The look on the former Hokages' faces in this light just served to increase the resolve in her dream to one day have her face on that mountain, bathing in the sun like the other Hokages.

But as her eyes met with the fifth face of the mountains, she couldn't help but let a small giggle escape her lips. 'I guess my face already is on that mountain!'

She continued standing there, staring at the city she had sworn to protect, when suddenly someone cleared their throat from directly behind her.

"It's beautiful, isn't it?"

Naruto looked over her shoulder and saw her twin staring out of the window with a smile on her face. She couldn't help but agree with her.

"Yes, it really is!"

Tsunade walked over to the other woman and placed a hand on her shoulder. "How are you feeling? Do you hurt anywhere? Are you cold?" Tsunade had entered her mother-hen modus, and she was concerned about the wellbeing of the boy she thought of as her little brother.

"I'm fine b… nee-chan!" Naruto answered her with a smile identical to the one gracing her own face. Tsunade was dressed in a long flowing white nightdress, and she looked at her twin with a critical eye.

"Please don't tell me that's how I look like when I wake up in the morning." she prayed to whatever God may have listened in. Naruto just huffed and pushed out her rather impressive chest and gave the other woman an arrogant smile.

"It doesn't matter whose body I'm in- I'll always look good in the morning!"

Tsunade giggled and led her twin over to the bed. They each took a seat on the bed, and pulled their long legs under themselves to keep warm. Naruto picked up the bed cover and wrapped it around them as they snuggled closer together to leech off of the other's body heat.

If anyone walked in at that point, they would see twin women in their early thirties smiling contently as they leaned against each other's shoulders. Tsunade looked in the eyes of her new twin sister and smiled at her, and you could see that they loved each other dearly.

"This is…nice" Tsunade sighed, earning a nod from her sister.

Naruto had never had blood relatives, and had never experienced the love of a family. So when he had met Tsunade, he had quickly put her in the space of his heart reserved for a mother or an older sister. He would give up on his dream in a heartbeat if it meant that Tsunade would be happy, and he knew the woman would do the same for him.

"Your mission won't start in a couple of weeks, so I have the time I need to teach you how to be me. You need to learn how to use simple medical jutsu just in case, and you need learn how to be a woman." Tsunade said and smiled as a small groan of disgust came from her new sister.

"Don't be like that sis. The medical jutsu will be good for you, as it will help you train your chakra control unlike no other technique. And when your control is good enough, I will teach you how to use my legendary strength. After all, we can't have you fight as Uzumaki Naruto so you will have to learn how to fight as Tsunade instead. The worst thing that can happen from this is that you get stronger!"

'Tsunade nee-chan really knows which of my buttons to push' Naruto thought to herself as she nodded her head in vigor.

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The girls continued sitting huddled together in Naruto's bed for a few hours and planned what they would do in the next couple of months. Naruto would have to learn how to move and fight like Tsunade first, and then they would start training in Tsunade's personal jutsus.

But first, they had to get dressed.

Tsunade took her sisters hand and pulled her out of the bed, before she continued to more or less drag her into her own room which was located just across the hall.

As most Kunoichi, or ninja in general, Tsunade didn't have many different outfits to choose from. It was only her usual blue pants, her gray shirt, a sash she ties under her breasts and her green jacket coupled with her high heeled kunoichi sandals. All ninja had found one style of clothing they enjoy, and sticks with for years to come. Tsunade thought that was boring, but couldn't be bothered to learn how to mix and match other clothes to her liking, so she found one thing she loved to experiment with.

Lingerie!

She may be the Hokage and a cold blooded killer when need be, but she was also Tsunade, a woman. And she loved to make herself feel sexy! She was going to make her new sister feel the same way, and she would take great pleasure from watching her squirm in embarrassment.

Oh yes, Tsunade was going to enjoy dressing her new twin.

Ripping the makeshift toga off her sister, she ordered her into a chair by her vanity. Naruto, not wanting to spend more days in a dreamless slumber immediately complied with her sister's wishes.

Tsunade ordered Naruto to face the mirror and she started to run a brush through Naruto's hair. Naruto closed her eyes and let out a breath she didn't know she was holding. The feeling of the brush running through her hair was oddly comforting and calming, and she leaned into the brush so the feelings wouldn't escape her.

When she finally got the hair straight, Tsunade pulled out a scrunchie and pulled Naruto's hair into Tsunade's preferred hairstyle, a long ponytail and leaving two bangs to fall down to frame her face. "Perfect!" she said with a smile, admiring her work. She had done that exact style on herself for the last forty years or so, but this was the first time she did it on others.

Naruto looked at the two Tsunades in the mirror and gasped as she remembered that she was completely naked, and she hadn't paid it any mind before she noticed her nipples in the mirror, hardened by the cold air and lack of cover. 'Oh God… this is screwing with my mind already." Naruto thought to herself, looking slightly put off by the whole deal.

Tsunade noticed Naruto's discomfort, and ushered her over to her dresser. She tossed Naruto down on her bed before she opened her lingerie drawer and started to rummage through it. The tiny bits of silk was completely in disorder as Tsunade tore through her collection of underwear to find the perfect combo to knock her sister off her socks, if she was wearing any.

With a grin, she finally found just the thing she was looking for and she pulled it out.

Naruto couldn't help but gulp at the look Tsunade was giving her.

Like a predator sizing up its prey, Tsunade sauntered over with her hands hidden behind her back.

"Naru-chan, it's time for us to get dressed." Tsunade cooed and pulled the items from her back. Naruto's eye widened when he saw the tiny piece of fabric in Tsunade's hands.

"You want me to wear that tiny thing?" she all but screeched at her sister, and the feeling of dread intensified with Tsunade's furious nods.

With a sigh, Naruto accepted the black pieces of underwear. Tsunade said it was called a "lace thong" and it was apparently in a fabric called "satin", and Tsunade said it may look small, but it was supposed to make a woman feel good.

Naruto was wondering how the hell a tiny piece of fabric could ever make a person feel good, but she grudgingly pulled the panties up her smooth legs until it reached her hips. Damn, it looked more like a second skin than underwear, and Naruto sure as hell wished she could at least wear her boxers. It wasn't as if Tsunade's pants were too revealing, and that damn panty kept sliding up where she didn't want anything to travel… ever. Damn it felt uncomfortable, but at least her nether region was covered, albeit just barely.

Tsunade grinned as she looked at her sister's blushing face and pulled a bra out of her drawer. She had wanted to see how this particular brand of push-up would look on her, but she hadn't had the chance to try it yet. She couldn't let this golden opportunity for possible humiliation and blackmail to fly past her when she could even find out how she looked.

Naruto felt her face pale when she was handed the bra, but it soon turned into a confused look.

"How the hell do you put this on?" she asked her sister, which earned her a heartfelt laugh from the Hokage.

"Here, let me do it for you."Tsunade said and took the offending piece of frilly fabric out of her confused sister's hands.

After a couple of what Naruto now classified as 'The Most Embarrassing Moments in my Life', Naruto was now fully dressed.

She looked at herself in the mirror, and could only blink as she saw not one, but two Tsunades in the mirror. They were both wearing a gray nagajuban to cover their generous assets, held tightly together by a black obi. They were wearing a black pair of pants reaching three fourths down their long shapely legs, and their petite feet were adorned with a pair of high heeled kunoichi sandals.

Smirking at the sight, Tsunade took out two of her trademark green jackets and threw her twin one of them.

To say Haruno Sakura was surprised when she walked into her sensei's house that morning and saw two completely identical versions of the very same woman standing before her would be like saying Kiba enjoyed spending time with his dog. Naruto had to bite her lip so she didn't break down in a fit of giggles, a little side effect from the new hormones and the whole procedure. His emotions were shifting as easy as a leaf in the wind.

Sakura walked up to the two Tsunade's, both standing there in identical outfits and the same smirk and mischievous glint in their eyes.

"Ok, which one of you is the real one?"

Sakura really wanted to know, but the two women just looked at each other before they turned back to her and gave her a shit eating grin.

"Guess" they said in perfect synchronization, like two clocks ticking along with each other.

Sakura clenched her fists.

She knew one of these women were her long time friend and teammate Uzumaki Naruto, but the other one was her own sensei and probably the strongest kunoichi in the world at this point, with Sakura sitting in her shadow and trying to surpass her. She knew she could hit any of the women before her without risking facing her sensei's famous super strength… she really didn't want that!

Then, suddenly as if struck by lightning, Sakura hatched a brilliant plan. She knew how to find out which one was Naruto. You should never underestimate the evilness of a woman's plans, and you should probably know that if a woman has set her mind to find out something, not even the end of the world can stop her from finding out. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience!

As Sakura was hatching her evil master plan to find out which one of the women she should send her fist, behind one of the pairs of chocolate brown eyes you would find the mind of Uzumaki Naruto himself. At the moment she was feeling pretty smug, and she was having fun with Tsunade and even got to humiliate and confuse her Sakura-chan at the same time.

She may have thought this morning's activities, getting dressed in women's clothing and having a twin put makeup on your face was one of the more embarrassing things she had faced in quite some time.

But she had to swallow a lump forming in her throat when she noticed a particular glint in the pink haired kunoichi's green eyes. She hadn't seen that particular look since he had tricked Sakura into a movie date with him a couple of years ago, and she was thinking of new ways of causing horrible pain without killing. Never ever give a ninja reason to think out something like that, as Naruto was having trouble walking through next week.

Tsunade on her side was having a blast.

Not only had she humiliated Naruto that morning with her naughtiest lingerie, but she was also causing Sakura embarrassment and if she knew her student right, which we must presume she does, Sakura was going to do something really funny in a little while.

Tsunade continued standing by her sister with a smile, watching the wheels turn in Sakura's head.

Finally, breaking the trance, Sakura started to walk towards the two women. I want you to know that this wasn't just your ordinary put one foot in front of the other, shift your weight to the foot in the front and repeat kind of walk. No, this was a walk very few women will ever be able to master, but mastering it will bring down any male opponent.

This was the fabled I'm-going-to-fuck-you-silly-walk.

Sakura sauntered up to the two women with a look of pure lust, her hips swinging seductively. She walked over to the woman on her right and put her arm around her neck and stood on her tip toes to reach the height of the woman, and she blew into the woman's ear. The woman shuddered slightly from the intimate contact and the warm breath tickling her ears, and Sakura couldn't help but smile… her plan was in effect.

"Tsunade-sama" she cooed, pressing her still growing, but still pretty impressive assets into the ones on the woman in front of her, effectively making the woman blush from the special attention.

This was all Sakura needed as she started to charge chakra to her right fist, still playing the part of the sexy seductress.

She leaned up to the woman's ear again and whispered in a rather husky voice; "Naruto…" and then she sent the woman flying into the wall.

"Naruto you idiot!" she yelled on the top of her lungs, ignoring the other woman who was currently twisting on the floor as she laughed at her apprentice and twin. That was just precious! She had never seen her own face like that, but she had to admit that it was damn funny.

Naruto didn't find it very funny though.

Rubbing her sore bottom, she rose to her feet again. She dusted herself off and walked back over to the two women, one smiling and the other looking pissed as hell.

Tsunade saw the look in both their eyes though, and decided to intervene before it went out of hand. She really didn't want to bring her clone into the ER, since that would blow up her plans.

"Ok, all fun to the side… I need to start your training now Naruto." Tsunade said, getting the full attention from both of the other women. "I'm going to teach you a couple of basic medical jutsu just in case, and I want to at least try to teach you how my super strength works, but I don't expect you to get that down. And as we do this, you will get used to your new body and I will have you stand in for me as Hokage sometimes before your training is complete and you leave on the mission."

Naruto was really happy he accepted this job. Even if it was awkward as hell, he was now going to receive training from not one, but two of the legendary three. He had really wanted to learn how Tsunade and Sakura could blow stuff up with their fists, and now she may get the chance to learn how.

Looking at Sakura, she noticed that the pink haired kunoichi was still wearing a frown on her pretty face.

"Sakura-chan, what's wrong? And how did you know it was me anyway, with you acting like the sexiest woman in the world and stuff like that…?" Naruto said.

Sakura just smiled and turned around, tossing a few strands of pink hair over her shoulder and started walking to the exit. Right before she reached the door, she turned around.

"Naruto, do you know what my mother always told me about kunoichi?" she said. At Naruto's nod, she continued.

"A woman should be an illusion!" she said, and with that she was gone.

AN/ Oh God, this chapter was a pain in the ass to write. Not only did I feel like a pervert, but all that writing about how silky smooth women's underwear is made me feel slightly uncomfortable, and I had to invite a couple of guys over for a couple of beers and Mad Max to regain my male pride. Well, now the worst is over, and I can start the story. This is probably the first of my fics so far where I have reached the point where the plot starts rolling. Up to this point, I just played with the characters and Naruto in Tsunade's rather voluptuous body. But it was fun!

I also want to thank you guys for the reviews. This story is my most popular (even with less reviews), and I still love to write new chapters and I promise I try to get more regular updates.

Next chapter: "You hit like a girl Naru-chan"

PS! I know I promised that the next chapter of "The Scarlet Flash" would be up on my birthday 29 september, and it never did show up. This time I have a reason though, and it's all Microsoft's fault. The reason why I haven't been able to update yet is called docx… damned new format from hell won't open in anything but the newest Word, and I didn't have Word on my computer at home, and I had just reformatted this one so I didn't have Word here either. I have installed office 2007 again now though, so I can open the chapter and finish it soon (hopefully). Thanks to those of you for showing concern, but I will have it up soon!