Layin' In Da Henhouse part one-
Disclaimer- I don't own the newsies lyrics...wahhh!!! But I do own the
chicken charecters! so ha!
Some parts don't make since but , hey it's humor.
ok , lets pretend that there are male chickens that can lay eggs...
Roosta- Thats MY Chicken feed!
Eggshooter- you'll steal someudda!
Kid Chick- Hey poultry we've got eggs ta lay!
Eggs- Since when did dey eat bessie's mudda?
Clucky- Ah stop yer Chirpin!
All- Who asked you?
Feed- Try a big feild or da pigpen.
Roosta- Try farmer park it's garunteed.
Chickenboy- Try any stable or a Henhouse.
Chickery- They almost all has lotsa feed!
KidChick- I smell cow poop!
Clucky- It smells foul!
feed- Met dis pig last night!
Clucky- ah move yer wing!
Roosta- we're some foul!
Chickery- If we only could take flight! (okay , I was desprete. But chickens can't fly!)
All- Ain't it a farm life!
Layin in da henhouse through it all!
A mighty Farm life!
Layin in da henhouse tough and small!
Everymornin , we just starts a layin,
layin in da hayin (at least it rhymes!)
Den we gets our payin
What a farm life!
Layin in da henhouse through it all!
Pigpens stink
Henhouse is waitin,
welcome to Blue Farm!
Boy ain't nature fascinatin,
when you's don't have arms! (i'm so brilliant!)
Still it's a farm life! Layin in da henhouse wid me chums!
A mighty Farm Life! Peckin every Scrambler as he comes! (scrambler: chicken equivolent of a scabber)
Clucky- I'm no layer!
sittin makes me antsy,
I likes hatchin chancy,
All- Harlem to Delancey, (it's a farm in newyork! hehehe)
What a farm life! Layin in da henhouse thru da farms...
Farmhands- Blessed , chickens , though you wonder lost and depraved,
We all love you (tasty!) you shall be saved...(eaten...)
COUNTERPOINT
Cowhand- Bessie , Darling, since you left me i can't get work done,
please come, home now, God save my Cow!
roosta- just gimme one big cup
KidChick- somethin ta wake me up
Feed- I gotta find a henhouse...
Clucky-I gotta lay more eggs...
Group1- Layin is all i got!
Gruop2-wish I could lay more eggs,
Group1- sure hope I lay alot!
Group2-I'll i can do is beg,
Group1-God will you help if not!
Group2- why can't I lay an egg,
All-If I can't find a nest,
I'll make a new nest,
and i'll lay anythin I hafta,
cause its an egg for a penny,
If I lay to many, Weasel just makes me eat em afta!
Look! There puttin up the deadline! (They have to lay eggs by a certain time)
Thats an early deadline!
They've got a later deadline in da henhouse down da street!
Now i's gotta lay twenty ,
I hope a dozen 'll be plenty!
Tell me how'm I gunna make ends meet?
The end of part 1! I will gladly except any reviews including, Good ones, bad ones, neutral ones, and edible ones.
stinky ones not excepted! :) have a nice day!
Disclaimer- I don't own the newsies lyrics...wahhh!!! But I do own the
chicken charecters! so ha!
Some parts don't make since but , hey it's humor.
ok , lets pretend that there are male chickens that can lay eggs...
Roosta- Thats MY Chicken feed!
Eggshooter- you'll steal someudda!
Kid Chick- Hey poultry we've got eggs ta lay!
Eggs- Since when did dey eat bessie's mudda?
Clucky- Ah stop yer Chirpin!
All- Who asked you?
Feed- Try a big feild or da pigpen.
Roosta- Try farmer park it's garunteed.
Chickenboy- Try any stable or a Henhouse.
Chickery- They almost all has lotsa feed!
KidChick- I smell cow poop!
Clucky- It smells foul!
feed- Met dis pig last night!
Clucky- ah move yer wing!
Roosta- we're some foul!
Chickery- If we only could take flight! (okay , I was desprete. But chickens can't fly!)
All- Ain't it a farm life!
Layin in da henhouse through it all!
A mighty Farm life!
Layin in da henhouse tough and small!
Everymornin , we just starts a layin,
layin in da hayin (at least it rhymes!)
Den we gets our payin
What a farm life!
Layin in da henhouse through it all!
Pigpens stink
Henhouse is waitin,
welcome to Blue Farm!
Boy ain't nature fascinatin,
when you's don't have arms! (i'm so brilliant!)
Still it's a farm life! Layin in da henhouse wid me chums!
A mighty Farm Life! Peckin every Scrambler as he comes! (scrambler: chicken equivolent of a scabber)
Clucky- I'm no layer!
sittin makes me antsy,
I likes hatchin chancy,
All- Harlem to Delancey, (it's a farm in newyork! hehehe)
What a farm life! Layin in da henhouse thru da farms...
Farmhands- Blessed , chickens , though you wonder lost and depraved,
We all love you (tasty!) you shall be saved...(eaten...)
COUNTERPOINT
Cowhand- Bessie , Darling, since you left me i can't get work done,
please come, home now, God save my Cow!
roosta- just gimme one big cup
KidChick- somethin ta wake me up
Feed- I gotta find a henhouse...
Clucky-I gotta lay more eggs...
Group1- Layin is all i got!
Gruop2-wish I could lay more eggs,
Group1- sure hope I lay alot!
Group2-I'll i can do is beg,
Group1-God will you help if not!
Group2- why can't I lay an egg,
All-If I can't find a nest,
I'll make a new nest,
and i'll lay anythin I hafta,
cause its an egg for a penny,
If I lay to many, Weasel just makes me eat em afta!
Look! There puttin up the deadline! (They have to lay eggs by a certain time)
Thats an early deadline!
They've got a later deadline in da henhouse down da street!
Now i's gotta lay twenty ,
I hope a dozen 'll be plenty!
Tell me how'm I gunna make ends meet?
The end of part 1! I will gladly except any reviews including, Good ones, bad ones, neutral ones, and edible ones.
stinky ones not excepted! :) have a nice day!