Title: 4 Days in Hell

Pairing: ZoSan

Genre: Romance/General

Summary: Robin's birthday would be 4 days later. Sanji has prepared her a bracelet with the kanji letter of "RO" for Robin on it, but Zoro took it from him teasingly. Of course Sanji would do anything to get it back before Robin's birthday, but Zoro wanted Sanji to obey his 2 commands. First, to not make him mad. Second, to seduce him until he feel satisfy with the blond, so Sanji can get what he wanted before the time limit... ZoSan, Lemon, Thanks.

Note: It's my first fanfic...It's my first lemony fanfic too.

Chapter 1: An impatient pervert and his promise

Zoro opened his eyes and met the blue sky above him. 'That was a perfect nap,' he thought. Yeah, what could Zoro do on the Going Merry instead of sleeping and working out to reach his ambition to be the greatest swordsman in the world or whatever it is called? Hell, he could feel his member throbbing under his pants, again. It has been some weeks since it often throb like that. Zoro didn't even know why, but he would stroke it hard every time he took a shower. Actually, as a great hard-working swordsman, he could control his inner energy to stop something trembling inside his body (man, don't take it that serious, cause I don't even know about swordsmen), but he couldn't do anything about this case. Suddenly, he felt another growl inside him, now it's his stomach. 'Shit...,' he thought again. He walked to the kitchen as he smelled yummy scent of food from it. The door cracked open...

"Hey shitty-cook! What are you...?" Zoro didn't continue it because he could see that the certain cook wasn't paying attention and cooking something so Zoro could only see his back.

"It's Saturday! Today is Saturday! And the next Wednesday is Robin-chan's birthday… it'll be 4 days later! Hope she like what I've bought for her from the last island... then she'll say, 'Thanks cook-san, I love you so much...!' 'Love you too Robin-chan…' Ahh, what an amazing and romantic scene!"

"Hmmm... you mean you'll give her this?" Zoro took a heart-shaped box at the kitchen table. He could see a bracelet inside and there was a kanji letter of "Ro" on the bracelet. Sanji had decorated it with heart-colored paper, but Zoro had just torn it easily and took the bracelet out.

"Yeah, marimo-chwan... it's so cool and will look great for a girl like Robin-chan… What? Wait! Is it you, marimo-head…?" Sanji turned back and saw Zoro sat on the table, with the torn papers beside him. Sanji's jaw opened and he shouted,

"YOU BAKA MARIMO-HEAD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THAT EXPENSIVE BIRTHDAY PRESENT!?!?"

"What have I done?" Zoro asked him back, with the word 'innocent' written on his face.

"Don't wear that mask of 'innocence'! I've wrapped it for 5 hours and you've just ruined everything! How dare you!" Sanji shouted on Zoro's face. "Beside, since when did you arrive at my adorable kitchen?!"

"Oi, oi, I thought you knew already that I'm here since you called me with that awful name!"

"What awful name…?!"

"Marimo-chan! Don't act like you don't know it!"

"Ew…When did I call you with that awful name?!"

"You stupid curly eyebrow crap-cook!"

"You baka swordsman with one cell of brain! Stop drabbling with me and give it back to me! You're not cool or beauty enough likes Robin-chan to touch it!" Sanji swung his long leg onto Zoro's head, but Zoro pushed it back with his hand, without even get down from the table. It was because he already knew that the cook would do something like this.

"Hey, crap-cook, it won't be that easy for you to get what you want from me…" Zoro smirked evilly, caused Sanji to feel something dangerous is coming to him. They kept in silence for some seconds.

"W-what d'ya mean, shitty swordsman?! Don't you ever dare to think that you can tease me or make me beg on you or even kiss your stinky foot to get what I want!" Sanji walked backwards for some steps because of the dangerous aura around Zoro.

"Hey, relax, ya crap-cook! I'm not saying something that you have to obey! Yet."

"F-fuck you!" Sanji showed his middle finger. "I- I said give it back to me!" Sanji moved his leg up again, but to no avail, again. Zoro grabbed it tightly, and then threw it.

"I haven't said anything! Calm down and let me talk, can't you?" Zoro glared at him in annoyance.

Sanji stared in suspicion, "Just… the hell is this. Quickly tell me what you actually want, marimo!" he glared back.

"Hmm… let me think then…" Zoro tilted his head a bit, still grabbed the "RO" bracelet tightly, afraid if Sanji would take it back. He tried to find something to do with this chance, rare chance.

"The time limit is the next Wednesday, in the morning! You have to give it back to me before the time limit if I can do what you want!" Sanji said.

Zoro tilted his head to the reverse angle from before. Suddenly he remembered about what he has needed for a quite long time, a lot. A naughty smile came across his handsome face.

"W-what?!" Sanji asked him in fear.

"Okay… maybe I can give this back to you less then 3 days from now," Zoro hadn't finished his words.

"Really?! What should I do for you, big-famous-swordsman?" Sanji smiled to him in happiness.

"It's easy, love-cook. I think you can do my commands easily," another smirk on Zoro's face.

"Okay! Wait, commands? With 's' on it? More than one?" asked Sanji stupidly.

"Yeah, stupid. So, the first command: you can't call me with those bad names or curse me with any curse words. In another way, I don't want you to make me mad since now until the time limit," said Zoro.

"Just that simple?? Okay, marim-o… uh, I mean, Zoro. So what's the next command?" asked Sanji happily. He thought Zoro won't make any complicated command since Zoro only has one cell of brain to think.

Zoro smirked widely, as his member was throbbing again. His adventurous eyes stopped between Sanji's legs. He licked his top lip, as his cock was throbbing harder and started to hurt, begging for more attention from him. Sanji's smile changed to a frown. He felt something bad was going to happen.

"Yeah, ya know crap… It has been begging for attention since some weeks ago, so… yeah…" Zoro said as he got down from the table and walked a few steps closer to Sanji. Sanji also walked backwards until his back touched the wall behind him.

"W-what is 'it'? H-hey Zoro, what do you mean by 'it'? Who has been begging for attention since some weeks ago?" Sanji asked him, tried to hide his trembling body. Zoro's smirking face was just some inches from his face. Sanji could feel that his cold sweat was flowing on his cheek. The next second, he felt a large hand has held one of his thin wrists and was moving it to a part of its body. Sanji's eyes looked down in unbelief to see his own palm was rubbing against Zoro's crotch. Zoro's hand was the one who has moved his palm back and forth. Zoro moaned a bit at the sensation of Sanji's palm on his crotch.

"…it is what I mean by 'it'…" Zoro whispered on Sanji's ear. Sanji froze in shock. He didn't even move his still moving palm on Zoro. Zoro let his tongue licked Sanji's earlobe teasingly. It sent shiver down Sanji's body. Sanji gasped as Zoro's teeth softly bit his earlobe. Now it was his member's turn to throb. Zoro unzipped his pants and slid his hand in.

"St-stop it… Stop it Zoro! Ahh…I-Ahh… I said stop it!" Sanji bit his bottom lip to keep his moan in his throat as Zoro played with his balls for a few times. Finally, his long moan escaped from his mouth. Zoro smirked and stopped all his activities.

"He he… you like it, huh?" Zoro sat back on the table like there was nothing happened between them.

"You… asshole! Why do I have to like it?! HELL NO!" Sanji said as his hands were grabbing Zoro's collar. His face was blushing.

"Well… I take that as 'Hell yeah Zoro, I beg you to do it more!' Am I correct?" Zoro smirked and tried to keep himself on the table as Sanji pulled his collar tighter.

"You're wrong, absolutely, definitely, surely, of-course-ly wrong!!!" Sanji shouted as his face blushed more.

"Big stupid liar. Still remember about the bracelet?" Zoro asked as he took the "RO" bracelet from the table.

Sanji let go off Zoro's collar. "Damn it. So what's the second command actually, bastard?"

"You forget about the first one, eh?"

"Aw, shit! Y-yeah, yeah, I'm… sorry. Now quickly tell me the next one, please," Sanji bowed his head.

"Man, don't look such pity like that… okay I'll tell you then. The second command: you have to err… seduce me and satisfy my desire. I guess ya know what kind of desire that I mean. I've just showed you one simple example right? When I think you've satisfied me enough, I'll give this 'RO' bracelet back to you, even if it hasn't the time limit yet. You can do it everytime and everywhere, even in front of our friends, but you know, I won't help you if they think you're a crazy homo pervert," Zoro said clearly with a satisfied smile on his face.

"W-what?! Hey, I won't do anything suspicious with you in front of them, especially Robin-chwan and Nami-swan! It's better if you pick a time for me to come to your bedroom or such! You are really per…uh, I mean smart," actually he was going to say 'pervert'.

Zoro thought for some seconds before finally smiled at Sanji. "Well, your idea isn't that bad at all. Then, you have to come to my bedroom on 9 o'clock every night. It's about an hour after we finish our dinner, right? Great, it's a perfect idea. Since 'it' can't wait to long anymore, this will start from tonight," Zoro said with another satisfied smile.

"Okay…" Sanji said weakly.

"Hey, don't be so sad…. How can you seduce me with those frown on your face?! As a real man, of course I won't escape from my promise, and I've promised to give it back to you. So, don't be afraid if I won't give it back to you since I don't even like this bracelet," Zoro got down from the table and walked to the kitchen door.

"Don't ever dare to forget your own words to me! I'll count on you, I swear! You're not a man if you don't do your promise to me!" Sanji shouted to him as Zoro kept walking out of the door, waved his hand.

'Another fine weather to take a nap,' Zoro thought. He lied on the deck and started to close his eyes in bliss. Suddenly, 'Ow shit…' he thought as his stomach growled harder this time. He opened his eyes in irritation and forced himself to walk to the kitchen again, as slow as he can.

"HEY, SHITTY BOYS, IT'S THE LUNCH TIME ALREADY YA LAZY ASSES! Nami-swan, Robin-chwan, it's the lunch time pretty girls…" said Sanji.

'I'm on time, huh?' Zoro thought as he continued to walk towards the kitchen.

END of chapter 1.
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