Sakura's whiny expressions of love – he could endure.

Naruto's idiotic insults that always seem to backfire back onto the blonde – he could tolerate.

Sexual remarks on his body from other men (including Deidara) – he could take, but not forget. Already, half of those men who had dared to ask him about his bust size (and some other parts Sasuke didn't mention) have landed themselves in the nearest hospital. No one knows why or how they ended up with such serious injuries, except for that pretty raven-haired girl who called herself Saiyuri...and maybe Koya as well (who tended to overlook the so-called 'incidents').

But this, THIS, was something the great Uchiha Sasuke couldn't take.

"ALRIGHT!" Saiyuri/Sasuke stood angrily at her own private drawer, where Sugustu had allowed her to place all her belongings in, "Whoever stole all my lingerie has better fess up, before I beat the living crap out of him!"

"Give it up Saiyuri." One of the girls wearing a pretty green yukata barely looked up as she painted her nails, "That's what we get for living at a brothel. Guys are always trying to get into our drawers; they think it's free game or something."

Sasuke just sighed before sitting on the straw floor, exhausted and enraged beyond reason. It has been over a month since he had went undercover in order to progress his mission of killing Uchiha Itachi...nonetheless...you can say success was pretty limited at the moment.

Footsteps hurried up the stairs, and Koya bursts in through the door, "Saiyuri, come quick!"

"What? What happened now?" Sasuke got up and dashed after her down towards the main hall.

"Do you still remember that little "talk" we had a while back about Uchiha Itachi?"

"Oh yeah, that thing." Sniff. For a moment, Sasuke actually had to fight the urge to burst into tears. But that would surely blow his cover, or actually, it really wouldn't matter since he was a girl, and girls cry all the time. (1)

"Itachi's back."

"WHAT?"

"I know. He hasn't been here for a while due to some private business, but he's back and just struck a deal with Sugutsu about you." Koya paused for a sec, slowing her dash to a decent trot, "You did too good of a job wrapping him around your finger, Saiyuri."

Actually, I would say the same thing, but the other way around. Sasuke frowned, "Why?"

"Itachi wants to get intimate."

"With who?"

"The very person I'm dragging downstairs right now."

"ME?"

"Who else? I haven't seen him hang around any other girls these days, at least ever since you came, Saiyuri. Seems like there's something about you he can't resist. That's how babies are made, you know." He felt himself cough slightly, "I don't plan on getting THAT far, yet. I'm too young."

Koya stopped again, spinning around quickly and jabbing him rough in the bosom, "You're forgetting that this is a brothel you're working in. Nothing matters in places like this except how much cash you have or how powerful you are, got it?"

"Um, can you please rephrase that sentence?" Although he was pretty sure he heard it right the first time...

"Money and power: the top two things humans crave. Yes, sex dose come after that, but for now let's just focus on those two. Unfortunately, Itachi has both, while you...I donno." Sasuke felt his eyes flash red at the comment, who said so?

Koya quickly shoved him into a nearby broom closet. Sasuke felt himself tumble across what felt like miles of buckets, brooms, and something he didn't dare say in case he was incorrect. However, Saiyuri quickly walked up to him, having already shoved the door behind her.

"Do you mind if I ask you something, Saiyuri?" He struggled to untangle himself from a mop, "What now? Hurry up and say it."

"Why exactly is Uchiha Sasuke doing here disguised as a comfort woman?" Her brown eyes were red now, forming the eyes he had craved to have, the eyes that made his clan famous, the same eyes that had ended everything he loved...

Before he could respond, Uchiha Itachi had captured his lips in his own mouth, silencing poor Sasuke.

1. Stereotypical female ideas. Forgive me, but I want Sasuke to seem like he doesn't interact with females much...since he doesn't.

Ok everyone, I am SO sorry I took so long and ended up being so short, so I added the last bit about Itachi for your own comfort. (can pictures fangirls hunting her down with sticks and hat pins) I've been RPing on Gaia and playing Ragnarok Online for the last couple of...months. However, currently I don't feel like playing RO, and my last RP ended up as a disaster as the guy just DITCHED us without even telling us he was leaving (he was later found RPing on another thread, and subjected to spam. :D)) So, I hope everyone's enjoying their summer. Ciao!