"Hmm, wow. It says here that some spiders can actually walk on water by spreading their legs out and only touching the surface of the water" Peter Parker, scientific genius and alter ego of Spider-man. He was in college, and his lecture had just finished, so he was reading, for pleasure, a book about spiders.
Ever since he had become Spider-man, he always wondered how his powers worked (except maybe his webbing, which he made himself). So far, he had discovered that his wall climbing was, like most spiders, because of special fine, but strong, hairs on his fingers and toes. Peter breathed easy. He was happy with his progress.
Suddenly, a loud crash was heard, and following it was the destruction of the college walls. In stepped the New Sinister Six (Sandman, Venom, Doc Ock, Vulture, Kraven the Hunter and Electro). "Oh, come on" Peter sighed. He ran with all the other screaming students, and into the change room. "Hey, Peter." It was Venom.
"What do you want?!" Peter yelled.
"Don't need to yell. Guess." Venom replied, with his sickly voice.
"Hmm. Well, to come buy me some lunch? Cause its like 3:00 and I am STARVED" he yelled.
"Very funny." Venom retracted his claws and swiped at Peter. Peter dodged with a back flip and kicked Venom while at it. "Ow, that hurt" he said sarcastically.
"Well, you are so nice" Peter retorted. 'No point getting changed now' he thought. He ran away from Venom. 'Spider-sense, going nuts! What the hell is happening?' He found out soon enough as he ran into a room. It was filled with the Sinister Six.
"Ha, so Venom was right. Spider-Man does come here. Big deal" said Vulture, who trusted Venom as much as he trusted a terrorist with a bomb.
"Shut up, Vulture. Congratulations Venom. Let us attack now, before he gets away" Doctor Octopus commanded. Kraven grabbed his whip and released it, tying Peter's leg, while Sandman engulfed Peter's leg with sand and hardened it into concrete. "You guys aren't gonna gang rape me are you?" Peter asked stupidly. A metal arm hit his face. Not too hard, but enough to make him shut up.
"Idiot, first of all, we're straight. Um, right?" Doc asked, glancing at the other members. They nodded. "Okay, and, we came here to ask for help." Ock finished.
Silence.
"HA! Oh MY GOD. You think I'm an idiot don't you? I bet you're just saying that, then take me to a fake hideout and kill me there." Peter retorted.
"FOOL!! If we had come to kill you, you would be on the floor, electrocuted and beaten to death with sand stuffed up your ass." He yelled back.
"Oh, … right. Forgot. So you guys, seriously, all came here just because you need help with what? Biology homework? Wait, sorry. You guys don't know what that is. I meant the addition and subtraction tables. Okay, I'll test you" he said in a smart alec way.
"Oh haha. I told you already, WE NEED YOUR HELP, SPIDERMAN!" Otto roared.