Author's Notes: Okay! I really wanted a drabble thread...a REAL drabble thread. So, here it is...because I really, really wanted one...

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What We Hear
(Zoro's POV)

"Oi, Marimo!" --Hey, I'm too stupid to remember your name, so I'll just call you an item that's green!--

"Nani?"

"Where's Nami-swan?" --I have no cajones and want to be lead around like an idiot. So please, where is the money-grubbing witch, who has a pair larger than mine?--

"I don't know."

"Well then, have you seen Luffy? I have his snack." --What about the bottomless pit that we call our Captain? I want to feed him so he won't raid my precious kitchen, and eat the special items that I only prepare for my orange-haired master.--

"He's with Usopp."

"Which would be...where?" --I'm too incompetent to open my eyes and look up at the crow's next, where they should be. Especially since it is now time for Usopp's turn at watch. So...Zoro, can you tell me where they are?--

"Crow's nest."

"Hmph." --I'm a rude moron when it comes to any men who aren't as stupid as me. So, I'll just make ape sounds as my gesture of 'thanks.'--

"Baka..."

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Author's Note: Hope you enjoyed this little piece! Mahalo and Aloha!
Sanji: Oi!
Zoro: Hahahahahahahaha!!!