Rawr! Hahaha, omg this is what happens when you're allowed to watch the news in Sociology class instead of doing current events! Hehehe. P.S. It is sooo not sad, so don't let the 'Death'ness get to you!
Disclaimer- If I owned One Piece... well lets not even go there. X3
25- Death
"Okay guys." Nami said standing up from her seat at the large round table in a very expensive looking restaurant. "It seems that Usopp here forgot that someone needs to keep watch on the ship." she glared him a few very sharp daggers. "So we're going to head back and check if anything was stolen, especially with those rumors about the bandits going around this place."
As everyone stood up she motioned for Luffy, Sanji and Zoro to sit. "You three stay, we've already ordered and the food didn't come cheap! Plus I know Luffy and Zoro will just find a way to screw everything up." she added casually.
"Whatever bitch." Zoro mumbled while Luffy just laughed.
"Anything for you Nami-swwaaaannnâ„" Sanji said taking his seat again. She nodded not really caring and the crew left to double check the ship.
"Sooo.." Luffy started. "Does this mean I can eat their food!?"
"No!" Sanji snapped.
"Aww..." Luffy said, defeated.
"Sirs, your meals have arrived." said a snooty waiter by the name of Billy Bob Joe Smith.
"Yahoo!!" Luffy said and Sanji slapped his hands away. "Ow..."
"Don't touch anything until Nami-swan returns!" Sanji hissed. Neither of the other two moved for the food again. They sat there for minutes in silence and Luffy's drool. So Zoro tried to break the ice.
"You know... I'm getting really close to beating Mihawk... I can feel it." he said with a grin equal to Luffy's.
"Whatever dumb ass," Sanji started, "is all you're asking for is your ass handed to you."
"I won't die." he said simply. "I'm not afraid of death either, I just can't die yet."
"Huh? Not afraid?" Luffy asked, snapping out of his food negligence trance.
"How can you be such an idiot?"
"Zoro that doesn't make sense!" Luffy complained. "I don't get it!!"
Zoro thought for a moment. "Well... Dying is kinda like... The womens bathroom." Sanji looked at him like he was an idiot... well a bigger idiot. "You know you're not afraid to to into it, but you just can't. And when you do go in, its only because someone shoves you in."
"Uhh... okay..." Sanji said with a confused expression.
"Ohhh!! I get it! So what do I do if I want to see what's inside?!" Luffy asked, understanding written on his face.
"You'd have to kill yourself." Zoro said with a shrug.
Luffy eyed the bathroom across the room and picked up a knife to bring to his wrist. "No you fucking idiot! You'll bleed on the food!" Sanji yelled and tackled Luffy to the floor.
Zoro laughed. "Idiots." He said before taking a bite from a plate.
Mer... Dying is like the womens bathroom. I like that! XD And don't ask.. I'm normal... I swear. Short? Yes. Weird? Yes? Funny? I hope so!
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