Okay, now even I have a drabble section... But I needed to write these silly little things down!! Some of them are just passing thoughts that I have (usually during English class) and others are just too short to be actual stories... So please enjoy:)

Disclaimer- No matter I much I wish on eyelashes, stars, or dandiloins... I never wake up as Eiichiro Oda. Sad I know.

1- The classic, what's up with Sanji's hidden eye?

Zoro saw him. He was watching him. More like staring. Zoro tried to make it obvious to the blonde that he did not want to be drooled over at the moment.

Zoro finished his training with one final, powerful, stroke. He set down the massive weights with a sigh and headed towards the man who had been staring at him so rudely.

"Oi! Shit cook, what are you staring at?" Zoro scratched his bare chest. It made the blonde blush.

"Nuttin'" Sanji ran his hand through his forelocks, his eye constantly hidden, no matter which direction his hair went. He turned around and headed back into the galley.

'How can he even stare at me with just that one eye of his?' Zoro thought to himself. 'What does his other eye even look like? Now that I think about it, no matter how many times i've been with him, I've never even seen his other eye.'

Zoro continued to think about all the possibilities that could lie behind Sanji's gorgeous, golden locks.

That night Zoro leaned over Sanji, who was in his hammock, sleeping soundly. He gently pulled back the golden hair that was always gaurding the object of Zoro's current obsession. There was nothing unusual about it. There was just a normal eyelid, with a cute little curly eyebrow.

'But what's underneath?' Zoro's curiousity had gotten the best of him. He knew he should have just left it at that, he should have left it at that.

He slowly pulled open the eyelid and peered inside. What he saw... scared the shit out of him. He saw a mechanical eye. It was all electronic looking with a red light in the middle.

"Holy shit!! Sanji's a robot!!" Zoro yelled waking up the entire boys cabin.

"Huh? What's that Zoro? Sanji's a robot? Were you having some weird dream?" Usopp asked rubbing his eyes. Zoro just shook his head and ran out onto the deck when he saw Sanji start to wake up.

Zoro stared out into the sea. He wasn't sure how long he had been up in the crows nest. He had been thinking about the whole robot thing but he had come to a conclusion.

"Oi... Moss head you still up here?" Zoro turned to look at Sanji, but he didn't flinch, not in the least.

"Yeah."

"You wanna talk about this whole robot thing?" Sanji asked, sitting next to Zoro.

"Yeah."

"Why were you lookin at me while I was sleeping."

"Your cute." Zoro said bluntly, causing Sanji to blush.

"Why did you yell that I was a robot?" Zoro pointed to his eye. "... Your not freaked out or anything? Are you?" Sanji was nervious.

"Naw. I figured something out while I was up here." Zoro said leaning back.

"Really what's that?" Sanji asked with a nervous laugh.

"Robots can't love right? Well you love me right? So your not really a robot." Sanji grinned.

"Of course I love you! And for once I'm glad you listen to Usopp!" Sanji said as he nibbled on Zoro's ear. "I will always love you."

"Good." Zoro said contently.

Yosh!! I've always wondered what would happen if Sanji's eye was seriously messed up. I figured that Zoro really wouldn't care anyway, I mean seriously look at the rest of his crew. There is no way that could come as a huge shock, no? .