Organization XIII Goes Disney?
by rokusasu74
Author's note: Heh. Bet no one saw this coming. I found it all alone in the back of my Microsoft Word folders...so I spiffed it up, got a plot together, and here it is! Voila, I made fanfiction magic! oO Well anyway, as a note, not all of Organization XIII is included in this fic. You'll find all the members #6-13 (Zexion through Roxas). I do not own Kingdom Hearts, even though that would be awesome, and I don't own Disney World...or Guitar Hero, or any of Fall Out Boy's songs. You'll see what I'm talking about in later chapters. ENJOY!
It was a normal day.
For five minutes.
"ROXAS GET YOUR STUPID SELF OUTTA BED, KID!!!" Axel picked Roxas up off of his bed and dropped him onto the floor. Roxas groaned.
"Owwww…what was that for?"
"WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP NOW BE SURE NOT TO TELL ANYBODY OKAY?!"
Roxas stared. "You're the one screaming at the top of your lungs."
"Oh, right. Anyway get your stuff, we're leaving in five."
"Where the heck are we going all of a sudden?" Right then, Demyx flew into the room. Literally.
"HEYA GUYS!!!" he screamed after crashing into the floor and making a considerable dent in the carpet. "YOU ALL EXCITED TO GO TO DISNEY?!!"
"Disney?!" Roxas looked at Axel. "We're going to DISNEY?!"
"Now who's screaming?! Just shuddap and grab what you want to bring." Roxas blinked and stuffed a random backpack full of random clothes and a CD player. "Okay, NOW what, sir travel agent?"
"Enough with the snide remarks, go get in the car."
"WE'RE DRIVING?!?!!?!?!?" Roxas and Demyx screeched at once. Demyx grinned and hopped in happy circles, while Roxas broke down in tears and slammed his head against the wall, shaking the foundation of the castle. Axel stopped him and handed him a couple of suitcases.
"Stop killing your brain cells. Car rides with Demyx are tough, but we'll make it. I think."
Zexion sighed. "This is so stupid. Someone, shut him up."
"I know, honestly." Luxord commented, stuffing his head under a pillow.
"WE'RE TRYING!!!" Roxas and Larxene roared from in front of them. They were all stuffed into a four-row van, seating 3 people per row. Eight of them, numbers 6 through 13, were in the car, leaving the last row completely empty—reserved for their luggage. Roxas and Larxene were in the second row, trying to silence Demyx.
Demyx moaned. "LEMME SING!!!"
"NO SINGING!!" Larxene ordered, stuffing an armful of pillows over his head. Demyx shook them off and opened his mouth, taking a deep breath. Roxas's eyes widened.
"No…have mercy…"
"I KNOW A SONG…"
"Stop, before it's too late!!" Marluxia pleaded, readying a pillow by his ears.
"THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NEEEEERVES…"
"If I hear one more line of that song outta you, it's over!!" Saix hissed from the front passenger seat. Axel was driving, and kept shooting death glares at Demyx over his shoulder while attempting to watch the road.
"EEEEEEVERYBODY'S NERVES, EEEEEEVERYBODY'S NERVES…"
"DEMYX, SHUT UP…" Axel warned, clutching the steering wheel tighter.
"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES, AND…"
"No…" Luxord whispered.
"THIS…"
Zexion's scowl got bigger.
"IS…"
"Demyx, I'll count to 3." Saix said, his face reddening. "Ready?"
"HOW…"
"One…"
"IT…"
"Two…"
"GOES…"
"THREE."
There was a very long pause. Roxas looked at Larxene. Larxene looked at Axel. Axel looked at Roxas. Roxas looked at Marluxia. Marluxia looked at Luxord. Luxord looked at Zexion. Zexion stared out the window and scowled at the world.
Everyone turned and looked at Saix and Demyx.
"IKNOWASONGTHATGETSONEVERYBODY'SNERVES, EVERYBODY'SNERVES, EVERYBODY'S…OOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!" Demyx rubbed his head and hid under a pile of pillows. "SAIX, DON'T GO BERSERK IN THE CAR!!!!!!"
Axel handed Saix a coffee. "Here, mocha latte, your favorite, just don't break anything."
"Too late." Larxene said dryly, pointing to an open window spot. "He smashed it through trying to knock Demyx unconscious."
"SAIX!!! THIS WAS A RENTAL!!"
"Oh well." Saix replied bitterly. "At least it wasn't YOU I smashed through."
There was another long pause.
"Good point."
Roxas groaned miserably. "How much longer are we stuck in this complete—"
"HELLO MR. SQUIRREL!!" Demyx screeched, waving at a random squirrel sitting on the side of the highway. Larxene smacked him.
"Twelve hours, maybe more."
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" everyone except Demyx roared with disgust. Roxas banged his head on the window and cried. Zexion angrily mumbled a stream of comments that no one heard—or even should have heard. Marluxia and Luxord sighed with impatience and went back to their game of poker. Saix stiffened, sipped his coffee, and clenched his fists, glaring at Demyx with such a hateful passion that it was surprising he didn't tear him limb from limb right then and there. Larxene started impatiently stabbing the seat of the car with a kunai knife, promising herself she would never go on a trip with these idiots—and guys, to boot—ever again. Demyx just hummed to himself, greeted small woodland creatures that he happened to notice on the side of the road, and waved at passing cars with reckless abandon.
Axel shook his head and rolled down Roxas's window before the kid gave himself a concussion. "This better be worth it in the end, seriously."