what happened to gaara's paperwork
(an: i do not own naruto if i did gaara would probably do this in shippuden, or worse shredd tsunades paperwork, not that she'd mind she makes kotetsu and izumo do most of it)
gaara sighed as he stared at the ever growing pile of paperwork (why do i have so much paperwork), he plopped his head down on his desk the pile collapsed covering him in the documents of his work.
he lay there still as thoughts of pain came to his mind (how i want to destroy the paperwork and it's evils muwahahahaha).
daydream
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the evil little paper people fled for their lives as the sand pursued them relentlessly grabbing their little paper bodies and crushing them, gaara ran after the paper shouting "VENGENCE WILL BE MINE, I WILL KILL YOU ALL", he chased after the paper people shredding it with his sand "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE KAZEKAGE I WILL NOT FALL TO YOUR EVIL",
end of daydream
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gaara jumped up from beneath the mountain of paper and sent his sand after paper as he began ripping the documents closest to him shouting "I WILL DEFEAT YOU", baki rushed in and stated "lord kaze-kage", he looked at the mess and the rampaging kazekage and left the room quietly, unnoticed by the crazed kage.
8 three days later 8
gaara sat in the council room with all the council members waiting patiently for an explanation, gaara heaved a sigh and stated "well you see what happened was", he glanced at kankuro and continued "karasu came to life and attacked my paper work", kankuro's mouth hit the floor and he shouted "WHAT!".
gaara looked at kankuro and stated "your puppet is evil, it murdered my poor paperwork", kankuro gawked as the council ruled "for treason against your village karasu you will be thrown into the chipper".
kankuro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KARASUUUUUUUUUU
gaara: thank you for the fair judgement, you are dismissed
kankuro: HOW'S THAT A FAIR JUDGEMENT, IT'S ALL LIES, LIES I SAY, LIES.
the council members took karasu and tossed him into the wood chipper all smiling happily as kankuro cried his eye's out.
8 later that day 8
gaara walked into the kitchen humming happily to himself, as he picked up the phone and hit 2, it dialed through the numbers quick and he waited patiently for tsunade to answer.
tsunade: hello
gaara: ah tsunade i'd like to know how you deal with your paper work
tsunade: well i make some chunins do it
gaara's eye's widened in shock "you can do that!", he asked in amazement.
tsunade: feh, we're kages why should we slave around the office all day.
gaara grinned and stated "thank you", he hung up the phone and ran off skipping down the street to find some chunins to torture.
(an: also i'd like to add this came from boredom, i was sitting in class with nothing to do so i wrote this since i had just finished so much mathwork i could barely move my hand and yet i managed to write this hmm oh read and review if you like it, i know it's random sorry anyway R&R)