Naruto Answering Machine

Chapter Four

The Final Chapter

If you like this story, then please go look at my other one called Woman Akatsuki. I feel sad that this is the last chapter, oh well. Onward we go!

Neji: I, the Neji Hyuuga, believes that it is fate that you have called my phone. It is also fate that I won't call you back, so don't bother. BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP

Ten Ten: I believe in two things. One, I will call you back, well maybe. Two is that I never miss my target, so don't try anything. Especially you Lee! BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP

Lee: I love my sensei Gai. He is so cool and the fact that he wears spandex is youthful! GGGAAAIIIISSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIII!(gai sensei)

Gai: I never wear underwear. Why would I want to be separated from my lovely spandex? Besides, know one cares or knows, besides those youthful people who want to call me! Oh well! BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Zetsu: Where is my fertilizer? I demand it now! Well where is it? I don't care if you want to call me!( Good Side Now) Thank you for calling please leave-(Bad Side Now) fertilizer now! Or I shall hunt you down, make you buy me fertilizer, and then I shall eat you-(Good Side) a message after the beep. BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Kakuzu: I love money. Give me your credit card number and I shall save you from a life of richness. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP

Hidan: It has been two years. The mighty Jashin(or blondie if you are one of my friends who are reading this) wants me to sacrifice another virgin female. If you are a virgin female, leave me your name, age , address, and phone number. BBBBEEEEEEEPPPPPPP

Orochimaru: OMG! Someone is calling me! I am so happy!!! OMG, Fallout Boy is playing on the radio! I wonder what they taste like, never mind. I wonder what it would be like to rape them!!! Ano, you didn't hear! Leave a message only if you are a young male who doesn't mind being raped. Toodles!

4th Hokage: I am dead. Who wants to talk to dead person? Don't leave a message, I won't call back.

Kurenai: Me and Asuma are probably somewhere togther, leave a message that I might answer after my little fling with him! Bye! BBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Once again, if you like this story, go and look t my other nauto one. I haven't said this yet so I will say it now, I do not own Naruto. You people make me so sad!