Summary: She always thought she had bad Karma. Why? Because the man that she loathes the most will probably be the man she spends the rest of her life with. How? Because he was her partner for everything in school. Now? Her roommate and work partner. Law makes things always seem so much frustrating.
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Cupids Chokehold
Entry 1: Men PMS more than woman.
"Objection! Your honour please, harassing the witness."
"I disagree, your honour Miss Kinomoto obviously does not understand the rules of the courtroom. I am simply asking the witness questions."
"Your honour, she is throwing accusations and too many questions at the witness, she is making the witness an unstable source of evidence by confusing her. As for the harassing."
"Over-ruled, Miss Fujiwara, you may continue-"
"I believe what Miss Kinomoto, my partner meant to say was that throwing too many questions at the witness would confuse him. Then he is an unable piece of evidence and we are wasting both yours, his and the juries time."
"Very well, Miss Fujiwara, Mr Li is correct, please calm down on the questioning, remember this is not an interrogation, that is the Police job."
The blond haired woman muttered something to herself before continuing on questioning the witness. Meanwhile I glared at the man in front of me. He sat down his amber eyes glistening with mirth before turning towards me and grinning even more.
"What's wrong Sakura?" he whispered
"Li, we have been going through this for almost 11 years, it is Kinomoto and as for what's wrong, nothing, I could have handled that on my own." I whispered back harshly.
Yes 11 years, 11 years of torture. What torture you ask. That. In that I mean this thing sat next to me. The one that goes by the name of Syaoran Li. Since he moved from Hong Kong to Japan he ruined my whole high school life. And then once I finished school, he left to go back to Japan, that night I celebrated my achievement that from the age 14 to 18, I had survived the player. After finishing university at the age of 23 for law, I made the biggest mistake of my life. I moved to Hong Kong for my life career. So when Li turned up and Li became my partner, yes I'll say it I was a bit pissed. But what really made me blow my roof was that the brat was my roommate.
Now at the age of 24 and a half, my life seems doomed. You know the fact is that I might as well marry the guy since we are practically joined to the hip. Not willingly though.
Just for a quick explanation though, Li is almost 26. How does this work out? Well I was exceptionally brainy so I skipped a year. Again, one of the biggest mistake of my life.
I watched as he leaned over to my neck, resting his chin on my shoulder. For normal people if you loathe somebody, you would scream and kill them. But I'm not exactly normal. Li is pervy and no matter how many times I have tried to stop him, he just won't leave me alone. So me being me gave up on that, so not only do I not have a private life but also I have no rights against this guy. Plus which, I never had a love life since he had come into my life.
"Oh but you would have caved, you're a good little girl and do as the big man says, we would have lost this case if I hadn't stepped in Sakura." his hot breath tickled my neck. That was why he was doing it, because he knew I was ticklish.
"So then Li, why must you always on insist on having me as your partner."
"Because, I need a sexy lady to finish my look." Removing the hand from my thigh, which I didn't even notice was there he pulled back from me and winked before concentrating back on the case.
Oh yeah and did I mention he is a perverted hormonal man who would jump into bed with me, and I wouldn't have to ask twice?
I opened the apartment door, Li unfortunately in tow.
"I can't believe we lost!" I screamed at the walls. The man who we were convicting as a child molester and kidnapper went free.
"That stupid jury, wait till they find another child out there, ruined beyond repair, I hope they feel so guilty they can never looked at themselves in the mirror ever AGAIN!" I jumped onto the sofa kicking both shoes into the corner of the room.
"Just because we lost, doesn't mean you have to blame it on the jury."
I jumped off the couch to look at Li wide-eyed. I was about to retort at him when he turned around. Man he looked more pissed than I felt.
"Umm, Li?"
"Just go to bed Sakura, we lost, end of."
"End of? END OF? Don't give me that crap, you know that man was guilty and you aren't as happy about it either so stop acting so cool about it."
"What I am pissed about is the fact that you were all over one of the defence lawyers like a slut."
"Hoe?"
"Don't act like you don't know Sakura. You might as well just asked him to come to bed with you instead of making a fool of yourself."
"I was just talking to him and besides he was GAY!"
He didn't answer me, instead he just walked passed me to his bedroom. I flinched when I heard it slam shut.
"Just what is his problem?" I muttered under my breath. Grabbing a glass of water from the kitchen I walked into my bedroom.
Placing the glass down on my bedside table, I got ready for bed. I never wore much to bed; a large white t-shirt -courtesy of the darling Li, I forgot to bring night clothing when I moved here so I just slept in my bra and pants of course Li living with me cause complications so he lent me one of his t-shirts, which I never returned- and a my favourite white panties which had bunnies on them. Hey! I'm described as the innocent one here.
I looked at myself in the mirror before letting my hair down from its tight bun, and removing the heavy make-up from my face.
Also I put my glasses to the side, which the opticians said I don't have to wear anymore, but I got into a habit of wearing them so I suppose they are like a shield for me. Looking at myself now, I looked completely different from what people saw me as.
In the day I was a nice, polite woman who always had her head held high with the glasses and professional hairstyle, at night, I was cute innocent Sakura.
Of course only one person has seen this side of me. No Oscar award for guessing whom it is.
"Sakura! I just love those cute little bunny panties on you." I growled in annoyance before grabbing my pillow and chucking it at him.
"Give a woman some privacy Li! You pervert! You jerk! Shall I tell you something, YOU should be put up for molestation!"
"Molestation? For who?"
"YOU!"
"I can't perv over that."
"Excuse ME!?"
"NOTHING?"
"Li Syaoran…" I inhaled a deep breath before chasing after him out of my room.
"GET YOUR SO CALLED SEXY BEHIND HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"I KNEW YOU FOUND IT SEXY!"
"YOU JERK!"
Crashes were heard from the floor below as an old couple sat up in bed grinning to themselves.
"Ah those were the days." The man smiled to himself.
"But you must admit George, young couples and there ways of making love are very violent."
"Nah, Maria, those two up there are just very passionate about each other."
"Very nice looking couple, they'll have beautiful kids."
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SAKURA!"
"FUCK ME!" the old couple glanced at the ceiling above.
"Your right George, they must feel very passionate about each other."
"Hmm, mmm."
A floor above though wasn't so pretty.
I was currently straddling Li with his arms pinned to the floor. Before you say anything, am I not supposed to hate the man? Oh I do with a burning passion. I'm just going knock 5 senses out of that's all.
"You know Sakura, I love it when you're feisty."
"Shut… UP!" I aimed my fist at him but he was too quick. Instead I found myself on my back, me carrying Li between my thighs so I couldn't kick him where the sun doesn't shine.
"You are a cunning man Li, but you just wait till the morning I am going to kick your rear end into next YEAR!"
"When we are married and have kids?" he cocked his head to the side, his smirk still present, and his long chestnut bangs covering most of his amber eyes.
"Pigs will fly first."
"Well then I think I just saw one fly past the window."
"Li Syaoran get off of me this instant before I shout 'rape'."
"No worries, I'll just say you like it rough." My eyebrows must have shot of my forehead.
"Besides you were the one who was straddling me first."
"To punch you." I retorted. Why must he make everything seem so perverted?
"Yes of course I believe you. Oh and Cherry-chan, the reason seems so perverted is because they are. We were meant to be and you know it." And without any further ado, he lifted himself off of me and threw me over his shoulder.
"LI PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT, WHERE ARE WE GOING?!"
I heard him chuckle.
"To your room, to kiss Sakura night-night."
"In your dreams pretty boy."
"I dream a lot more than that my little petal." I blushed and looked away. That was the only nickname that ever done that to me. And all because one dream, no let me re-phrase that. Nightmare.
He softly put me on my bed before kissing the left side of my cheek and walking out of my bedroom, shutting the door behind.
"Twat." This, though it may sound unusual was a normal routine, somehow he would manage to give me a kiss on the left hand side of my cheek. One of these days though I will get him.
"STOP PLANNING REVENGE SAKI, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE LOVE!" I nearly fell of my bed before turning to face the wall.
"I swear that guy is psychic of something." I muttered before falling into a deep slumber of nightmares of guess who… Li Syaoran. The man I loathe.
A/N: New story. I'm trying different styles for each story. This one humour and romance staring my fav couple S+S. Now what did Syaoran go off all moody for at the beginning, could it be JEALOUSY! Heehee… And guess what? This whole story is from Sakura P.O.V. So no lookies into what Syaoran is feeling… at the moment.
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