Mark and Meredith made their way back into the bar, running immediately in the large crowd that had gathered around the windows and fallen deathly silent as the pair re-entered.

"What the hell was that?" Izzie screamed out, finally breaking the silence.

Meredith grinned wildly, answering, "That was me kicking Derek in the balls over and over and over again."

Alex lets out a hearty laugh and comes up to pat Meredith on the back. "Remind me to never piss you off."

And with that, the noise in the bar returns as people frantically converse amongst themselves and call everyone in their phone book to share the news that Derek Shepherd is laying in the parking lot with very bruised balls.

Mark and Meredith make their way over to a booth with Alex and Izzie and the foursome quickly orders a round of shots, which Joe declares to be on the house. "Good for you Mer," he adds.

And that was when Derek pushed the door to the bar open once more, somehow having gotten it in his tiny brain that it would be a good idea.

Almost immediately, a large crowd formed around him. His eyes, however, tuned them out as he focused on one single woman, sitting in a booth in the back, making out with the man to her left as the pair groped each other wildly. He told himself that she had seen him come in, that she was doing it to make him jealous.

He ignored the fact that seeing her kiss that man had been what had gotten him off the ground.

He ignored the fact that she hadn't broken the kiss in all the time it had taken him to limp back into the bar.

He ignored it all as he started to move forwards.

And suddenly, he found himself being pushed backwards and out the door. He laid eyes on his attacker and let out a low growl, moving to shove him aside.

Alex, however, had anticipated his movement and waved off his feeble push while punching him solidly in the gut, sending Derek further backwards as he bent over, clutching his stomach as he moaned in pain.

Alex continued, punching him on the right side of his face, the blood squirting out eliciting a devilish smirk. Oh, how he had missed this. And he wasn't planning to stop anytime soon as he delivered another swift punch to the gut.

"Karev!"

He ignored the screaming voice at first, until the speak had pulled him by the shirt, away from his victim, who was struggling to hold himself up.

And then his eyes turned to sheer terror as he stared down onto the steaming face of his resident. "Dr. Bailey .."

"What the hell do you think you're doing? He is your attending! I don't care if he threw a drink in your face! You cannot attack him! You will get yourself kicked out of the program! You damn fool! What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Meredith ... he .." Alex pauses, short of breath, before continuing, "He cheated on Meredith."

Bailey's mouth falls open and she turns to stare at the man who is slowly trying to make his way over to Alex.

And then she turns back to her intern and simply says, "I wasn't here. I didn't see a thing," before she walks away.

Derek continues to move towards Alex as Alex stares after the retreating form, Derek's fist making contact with his arm.

Alex turns around swiftly, his eyes ablaze as he sets his sights on giving the man in front of him as many visible bruises as possible.

He starts with the eyes.

That was way too much fun to write. Umm yea. I really like this whole kicking Derek's ass thing. Don't worry, Meredith will do some more ass kicking later. After all, she really knows how to hit him where it hurts.

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