ROY-TALK DECODED!! OR, THE SECRET ANOMALIES OF THE EAST SQUAD
Drabble # 1: "…Kewlness…"
To say the least, it was odd.
Now that that has been said, to the point. It was down right weird.
So insinuatingly weird that even Hawkeye had to twitch. Several times.
It started innocently, Hughes was actually talking about something other than his little girl, not that they didn't like her, just that the man couldn't stop.
But now, he was talking about the rumor going round about new dress codes for the officers. Maybe a new look, even. Something cool, like black.
"Well, I think that's enough gossip for a day! What do you think, Roy? Elysia's waiting for Daddy, I better get home soon! I'm coming my sweet little angel!"
And bye-bye went the slightly insane, happy man.
Now, Roy had excuses for not listening, and this time, it was a dog.
Hughes had brought him in, with a flourish of his arm and a start of a wave of gossip.
They paid no mind to the dog that currently sat on Roy's table, nor did they pay any attention to what the Taisa was doing.
It was only when Hughes had left that the dog actually barked a couple of times, and Hawkeye had made the mistake of actually looking and actually listening to the Colonel saying-
"…Kewlness."
Everything stopped at that moment.
The way he said it wasn't normal. It was drawling, and they knew it wouldn't have been spelled right, had it been written down. Nope, it was out and out weird.
Whether it was that childish look of curiosity mingled with amazement on Roy's face, or the boyish way he was staring at the dog who was on a level with his eyes, or the grand absurdity of it all- no one knew what prompted Riza to inquire…
"Come again, sir?"
Roy looked up, childish spell still unbroken, and with a pout he replied.
"Kewlness."
The dog barked its affirmation.
Kewlness indeed.
First in a series! Coz I woke up one night with a piece of paper and a pen, and because of Kazuya Arsashi.
I'll laugh at flames but I like CC. won't you give me some??? I'm a poor little puppy, cold and hungry for CC's. (puppy eyes) pwease?