Wow, these are a lot harder to make than I thought. Dx
Nevis the Tiger Traveller suggested the question first so that's who gets the credit. xD
Roxas: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Xaldin: Again with the chickens!!! (Get's spears and goes crazy) Chickens must be destroyed!
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Axel: Cause it wanted to?
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Demyx: Chickens are cute.
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Marluxia: Oh no! I must help the poor animal! (runs off)
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Luxord: The chicken lost a bet against me. (smirks)
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Larxene: Where's my car? (Walks away with an evil grin)
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Demyx: Larxene! Don't run over the cute chicken!
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Zexion: The chicken is emo…
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Marluxia: I've saved the chicken! (holds up chicken)
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Xaldin: Die, EVIL CHICKEN!!! (Attacks with spears)
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Marluxia: (Takes out Scythe) Don't hurt God's creatures.
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(Marluxia and Xaldin fight)
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Saix: At least, when the chicken dies, we shall take his heart.
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Chicken: Cluck…
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Demyx: Chicken! (hugs chicken) I shall call you Cloud. Since you're all white and poofy….and also acted emo.
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Larxrene: Fried chicken, anyone? (hands spark)
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Demyx: Noooo! Don't hurt chicken Cloud! Fly away, Cloud! (throws chicken in to the air)
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Chicken: (flutters to the ground) Cluck?
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Larxene: (zaps) …I missed!
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Chicken: (runs away)
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Demyx: Yay!
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Larxene: (zaps Demyx) This is all your fault!
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Marluxia: Yes! Nature prevails!
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Xaldin: The chicken will terrorize the world! Run for cover! (hides)
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Lexaeus:
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Axel: You know…what was the original question again?
I really gave the name Cloud to a chicken before. xD