HURRAH for computers! Without them, life'd have no meaning.
Link: Oh stop.
Me: Why don't you make me?
Link: K pulls out Master Sword
Me: AUUGGHHH! I WAS KIDDING!!!
Link: You should've said that.
Me: Oww...my spine...
Link: Shut up you stupid-
Midna: WHOA! Is there something you were gonna say, Link?
Link: Umm...not really.
Me: Hey Midna! Say the first disclaimer and Link say the second!
Midna: LinkLord owns nothing (except a-)
Me: A BU BUP! No talking about THAT specific thing, k?
Link: LinkLord likes pie.
Me: I like that disclaimer! Enjoy!
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Chapter 1:
The First Thought
I drummed my fingers on the desk, staring blankly at the computer screen. My
mom came in, telling me that someone was on the phone for me. I thanked her,
then picked up the phone and said, "Hello." "Hey Durza!" Durza is my nickname.
Don't ask me why because I have no clue. "Hi! Notice that saying 'Hi Durza!'
doesn't tell me who you are." "Oh, well SORRY Mr. Touchy. Anyway, I figured I
could maybe come over to your house?" "Still don't know who you are." I
repeated. "Oh yeah! My name, and you know who I am, is EITAK." "Oh, hi
Eitak!" (for those of you who have already figured out how I made that
nickname, don't tell anyone and you get 100 Rupees) "Whatcha doin'? My mom
changed her mind, so I can come over!" "Sounds good. Be here by 8:00; I
wanna show you something on my new game." "Okay! Bye!"
Sure enough the doorbell rang at 8:01 (SHE WAS LATE!) and
I opened the door to see Eitak holding a backpack. "What's in there?" I asked,
pointing to it. "Stuff." Eitak replied, setting the pack on the sofa in the living
room before sitting cross-legged in front of our TV. "What kinda stuff?" "Stuff
stuff." "Oh..." She got my Gamecube out and turned it on. "Hey! You've got
Twilight Princess in here!" she exclaimed. "Duh. I don't play the
PS2 anymore. It's like the game Jak and Daxter; after a while, it just gets plain
boring. Besides, my hands have adjusted to the GC controllers now."
Eitak watched me get the game started, and we watched the ENTIRE
opening with the music in the background. She asked me about Diababa,
Fyrus and the other things. However, after I had showed her how easy it was to
Ganon she got very VERY bored. "Come on, Durza! Hey, weren't you making a
prototype video game? And didn't you write a story about it?" "Yeah. Want
me to show you?" "Duh." I went to my room and got the disc from my computer
before bringing it down and setting it in the GameCube.
The game started, showing a strange-looking Link in a black outfit with a cape
and a hood. Silver gloves shown on his hands as he rode Epona towards a huge
castle-apparently Hyrule Castle. He rode up to the gate and
got off Epona, tethering her to the pole near
a drawbridge before entering. A sinister-sounding
music started to play as Link looked around, unsheathing
his sword. An evil laugh sounded from the far corner of the room,
and Ganondorf--dressed in red-and-black--stepped from the shadows. Behind
him was the outline of Princess Zelda's limp form. "You have come far,
Hero." the Gerudo King murmured. "However, you cannot
stop me! This time, Hyrule is MINE!!!" with an evil
laugh, Ganondorf cast Link away to a different world
before seating himself on the throne. "The fool
cannot stop me now, for I have it.
And he will not get it!"
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Me:Hooray!
Link: Hooray for me, for this chapter, or for you?
Me: In a way, all of them.
Link: Oh...
Midna: HEY! What about me?
Me: I didn't forget about you. You'll have an important role later in the story.
Midna: YAY!!! What is it?
Me: You'll find out. Read and review, please! However, ANY flames will be fed to a certain species of creature seen later in this story.
Link: AND?
Me: sighs and sorry for such a dang short chapter. I'll make longer ones! Swear!
Eitak: You'd better, Durza/LinkLord.
Me: WHAT THE --removed-- ?!?! How did you get here?!?
Eitak: Simple. I crossed the lime between reality and imagination to get into this story I've never heard of.
Me: Oh. Well that makes sense...HOORAY!!!