I honestly have nothing against timon, he's actually one of my favorite characters.

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars

Timon

Is a perverted cross-dresser

Timon: yep, that's me

Wait, that's true?

Timon: yuh-huh

Wow, that's never happened before

Timon: well, what else you got to say

That's pretty much it, I'm legally obligated to say untrue things, not things that are true so I'm going on break

Timon, wait, come back her ya' mook

Mooks not even a real word

Timon: wait come

(Door slams shut)

Timon: back… well hell, that was embarrassing