Online Chat Room
Written by: Ulat Bulu
Pairings: Various
Rating: K
Genre: General/Humour
Disclaimer: PoT does not belong to me.
Author's note: Okay, this fic is purely random. I'll try to make it funny, since it's supposed to be humour. Got this idea from Tenipuri Online fic and the likes. The following chapters will include other schools such as Seigaku, Fudomine, Rikkai, etc, so yeah... hope you guys enjoy reading this!
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Time: 6.31pm
Ore-sama just signed in.
Ka-Ba-Ji just signed in.
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D45hSp3c14List: WTF, Atobe, you just fucking signed in?? I waited for you for 1 hour already!!
Ore-sama: Ore-sama is a busy person, Shishido. He isn't like you, lurking around in net chat for an hour.
D45hSp3c14List: You bastard! You told me to go online tonight! I don't normally use this freaking chat thingy.
ScudServe: Shishido-san, that's not polite!
Ore-sama: Listen to Ohtori, Ryo. -snigger-
D45hSp3c14List: Shut up, Atobe. -glare- So… what do you want to talk about?
Ore-sama: Where are Yuushi and Gakuto? Ore-sama will not speak unless the regulars are complete.
D45hSp3c14List: You think I know where those two freaks are??
ScudServe: Shishido-san! -angry-
D45hSp3c14List: Okay, okay. -sweatdrop-
ScudServe: Atobe-san, I heard they went to the movies. I did tell them to go online tonight though.
Ore-sama: Very good, Ohtori. Oh, Ryo, Ore-sama suggests you change your ridiculously weird name of a nick.
D45hSp3c14List: What's wrong with my nick??
Ore-sama: It's too messy. Numbers in between words are eyesores. Look at Ore-sama's nick. It's simple and classy.
D45hSp3c14List: Classy, my ass! Your nick is ridiculous. Mine is better.
ScudServe: Shishido-san! Please be more cautious with your language in the net chat.
D45hSp3c14List: Choutarou, you're being overly too polite. Who fucking cares about my fucking language in the fucking chat room?? There are only 3 of us here.
ScudServe: …
D45hSp3c14List: Okay, okay. I was just joking.
Ore-sama: That reminds me… Kabaji, are you alive?
Ka-Ba-Ji: Usu.
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Time: 6.52pm
HyouteiTensai just signed in.
I.am.better.than.K.E just signed in.
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HyouteiTensai: Hello, everybody. -smile-
I.am.better.than.K.E: Yuuuuuuuuuushi!! I miss u. -hug-
HyouteiTensai: I miss you too, Gak-kun.
D45hSp3c14List: WTF?? Didn't you just freaking see each other?? Get a life, losers.
I.am.better.than.K.E: You're just jealous, Ryo. -cackle maniacally-
D45hSp3c14List: I am not jealous! Why would I be jealous of you??
I.am.better.than.K.E: Because my boyfriend is my doubles partner?
D45hSp3c14List: Right. What's it got to do with me being jealous, you gay freak??
I.am.better.than.K.E: I'm not a gay freak! Ok, so I'm gay, but I'm not a freak.
D45hSp3c14List: You aren't? If you aren't then who is?
I.am.better.than.K.E: How about Kikumaru from Seigaku, you punk?
D45hSp3c14List: The way I see it, you're freakier than he is. Who bloody jumps so high??
I.am.better.than.K.E: Yuuuuuuushi!! Yuushi, Ryo's being mean to me!!
D45hSp3c14List: Stop being such a crybaby, Mukahi. By the way, you like Kikumaru or something? Why are his initials in your nick? Hey, Yuushi, you gotta be careful, man. Maybe Gakuto's not so into you.
I.am.better.than.K.E: -shock- Nooooooo!! That's not true!!
HyouteiTensai: Gakuto… -crestfallen-
I.am.better.than.K.E: Nooooo!! Yuushi, listen to me!!
HyouteiTensai: ...
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Time: 7.14pm
HyouteiTensai just signed off.
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I.am.better.than.K.E: … Ryo, I'll kill you if Yuushi ditched me.
D45hSp3c14List: Bwahahahaha…
ScudServe: Shishido-senpai, you're mean.
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Time: 7.16pm
I.am.better.than.K.E just signed off.
ScudServe just signed off.
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D45hSp3c14List: Okay… What the hell was that for? Argh, whatever. So, what do you want to say, Atobe?
Ore-sama: Didn't Ore-sama say the regulars must be complete before he speaks?
D45hSp3c14List: THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING WHEN ALL OF US WERE HERE???
Ore-sama: Typing consumes too much energy, even though Ore-sama has a personal typer who types things for him. Na, Kabaji?
Ka-Ba-Ji: Usu.
D45hSp3c14List: WTF!! You just wasted my freaking time, Atobe!! That's it!! I'm off!!
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Time: 7.20pm
D45hSp3c14List just signed off.
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Ore-sama: We're the only ones left, Kabaji.
Ka-Ba-Ji: Usu.
Ore-sama: Jirou didn't go online, did he?
Ka-Ba-Ji: Usu.
Ore-sama: He's probably sleeping. Let's go.
Ka-Ba-Ji: Usu.
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Time: 7.24pm
Ore-sama just signed off.
Ka-Ba-Ji just signed off.
Fuji-kun Rocks! just signed in.
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Fuji-kun Rocks!: Ah, gomen, gomen! I fell asleep just now. So what do you guys wanna talk about?
Fuji-kun Rocks!: Moshimoshi…?
Fuji-kun Rocks!: Yuhuuu??
No other user is online as at 7.24pm.
Fuji-kun Rocks!: Oh…
Reviews please! Thank you!