This is Dattebayo Girl here! This is meh first fic, so be nice! Xp nah. Anyways, this story is called hooked on Yaoi. Lets face it... I'm hooked on the stuff in Naruto, and now I'm gonna do something about it! This story has lots of random short fics of Naruto yaoi parings. If you have an idea for one, please don't leave it in your review, or I'm afraid that my story of awesomeness will be taken down due to reviewer interaction... its happened to a friend of mine before, and I don't need it happing to me on my first story… so if you really have some urge to tell me a paring that you want me to write about, e-mail me directly! At By the way, I've gotten 4 chapters written, so be prepared to read:

Chapter1: ShinoKiba

Chapter2: KakashiIruka

Chapter3: GaaraLee

Chapter4: (dun dun duuuuun!!) NauroSasuke! (I personally hate Sasuke, but enjoyed writing this... somewhat…)

But listen up! I will not be writing any more of these chapters if I don't get at least 5 reviews per chapter... so you Sasuke/Naruto fans better read and review if you want to see the story I have for that –cue evil laughter-

XDDDDDDDDDD anyways, on with the fanfiction….

I do not own Naruto…

You know that only dorks come to read and write fanfictions! Do you honestly think id be here with you losers if I owned Naruto?

….waaaait…. did I just call my self a loser and a dork?

Crap! . disregard the note above... I do not own Naruto…

I do own about 50 packs of ramen though!!!

…..waaait…. Those ramen packs technically belong to my dad…

Oooh damn it!

Chapter 1: Drunken Confession

One drink too many? Maybe… Kiba certainly thought this, as he watched Shino suddenly go tense then relax… and sink into the couch…

Oh yea, one drink too many… Sure, Kiba had practically forced the last drink down the bug boy's throat, but if Shino really wanted to, he could have protected himself right?

Kiba had knew that both him and Shino were under age, but why the heck did Shino go though with this? Had he finally lost it?

"Yo, Shino, are you ok man?" Asked Kiba, as he set the empty bottle down. Within a few moments of that last drink, a light pink blush had spread across the pale boy's cheek.

"I'm fiiiiiiiine Kiba" He slurred. If Shino ever remember that he got drunk because of the dog boy, Kiba was dead... Kiba was beyond dead. As Kiba went off into day dreaming about the things Shino would do to him once he sobered up, he didn't notice Shino suddenly sitting up until he found himself in a head lock.

"Arrrg!" He yelled, caught off guard.

Shino giggled, then said: "nuuuuuuuugieeeee!!!" and then proceeded to give him one.

"Shino! Get off!" Kiba said as he began to blush. This was as close as he's ever gotten to Shino… he truly didn't want Shino to let go, although, the nugies weren't helping…

Shino did what he was hold, but then put one of his arms around Kiba's shoulders, so their heads were right next to each other. Kiba began to blush more. Shino let loose a huge hiccup before speaking. "Yah know…I like you…"

Kiba smiled, sadly, because he knew this was just the alcohol speaking. Shino probably hated his guts, but was too busy being Shino to show it. Although it was quite awkward, Kiba managed to pat Shino's shoulder, and said: "I like you too buddy"

"Nooooo I mean I reeeeeeealy like you!!!"

Kiba froze, sure of himself and the situation no longer. Was this the alcohol speaking? Or was this really... Shino? Kiba had quickly dismissed the thought, but went on anyway "W-what are you talking about Shino?"

Shino giggled again "with me being me and all, y-you could never really tell could you?"

Kiba only began to blush harder, and mentally cursed himself for it. Damn it, he was acting like Hinata, blushing like this….

"B-before I do something tell me... do you like m-me bac-"Shino was cut off by another hiccup that escaped his mouth, which was soon after, covered with his own hand.

Kiba swore inside his head once more. Did he like Shino? Hell to the yes! Other than his bugs, he was damn near perfect! He just needed to open up more…

…Which brought Kiba back to the current situation… Was this really what Shino was thinking? Or was this just him being drunk? If Kiba confessed to Shino just to find out he said it because he was drunk, Kiba would be known as some gay stalker fag or something like that… what ever name it was, it wouldn't be good…

…on the other hand, what if Shino was telling the truth? If Kiba turned him down, god knows what Shino would do!

Kiba decided to throw caution to the wind, and hope that "gay stalker fag" or anything similar to it would never be associated with his name…

"I-…. I like you too Shino-kun…"

"Good"

The last thing Kiba remembered seeing was one very non-drunk Shino pulling Kiba's jacket towards him before they shared a kiss.

After they both were released, they stared at each other for a while before one sentence broke the silence…

"You were never drunk were you?"

There was a pause as Shino adjusted his glasses "no... No I wasn't."

Kiba laughed. "You bastard!!"

Shino merely shrugged "I had to find out one way or another"

"You're a very good actor man, you know that?"

"Yea, yea" Shino suddenly shot Kiba a look, although it was visibly a playful one though those glasses. "You stuff one more drink down my throat, and i'll kill you, lover or not"

End of Chapter 1: Drunken Confession

Wooooooooooooooooo! It's done! My first chapter of my first story! Woo!! –goes off to celebrate with dad's ramen- Oh yea! Review if you really want to see the other chaaaapters! –Skips off, then trips with bowl of hot ramen- AHHHHH THAT'S HOT!!! MY FACE! MY FACE!