Boom

(special unnumbered chapter! …also because I left the prompt list at home… oops…)

A/N: Please forgive me for not updating in so long! College has eaten my soul! DX I will try to update more often.

A/N 2: This is a slightly belated birthday present for Daydreaming Redhead!

The Gryffindor common room was littered with all manner of party remnants. The few remaining were singing raucously along with a birthday card that had been bewitched to sing Happy Birthday, and then later rebewitched to sing a bawdier version.

Remus sighed, contentedly, sitting in a pile of chocolate wrappers. This was how birthdays should be spent, surrounded by crazy friends and good chocolate.

As if hearing himself be thought about, Sirius leapt up suddenly. "You know what this party needs?" He jumped on a table and the boys started cheering. Remus sank down, knowing what was going to happen next.

"Boom boom sexy times!"

Happy birthday!