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OMG I DON'T OWN NARUTO! ...DUH. :)

Bathroom Wars
Series: Naruto
Pairings: uhm...none?
Warnings: CRACK, M rated content
Summary: oo...i don't even know...
Start Date: 12/17/07
Finish Date: 12/17/07
Inspiration: crackness in life...xD

Lee sat nervously waiting for Neji to return to the room. He had left a few minutes earlier and told him to wait right there. So he did. Finally, Neji returned. And frankly, Lee's bulge burst from his spandex and through the ceiling, to which moans from Sasuke and Itachi upstairs could now be heard.

Neji waltzed into the room--No, I take that back. Neji pranced into the room, dressed as...well, what appeared to be a doe. And for some unknown reason, over the costume, he wore a pair of Spongebob boxers, with the big yellow crackhead's face plastering the front of them.

Smoke rolled into the room and flashing colored lights came from nowhere, along with a heavy gay club techno beat shaking the walls. Entering through the smoke on either side of the deerboy was Gaara and Gai-sensei in similar outfits.

The music stopped and another beat began. A more familiar tune. Lee gasped

"No...its not...oh, god! It is!"

Neji stepped forward and began to sing.

"I come home in the morning light. My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?" Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones, and girls, they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have fun!" Oh god...Gaara stepped forward...

"The phone rings in the middle of the night. My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?" Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one, but girls they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have--"

Lee fell on his face and began convulsing in a puddle of his own blood and semen, the final singer skipped, yes I said skipped, up to him. Gai ran his finger down the bridge of Lee's nose and over his lips, then to his own face, holding his cheek with his hand. He took a deep breath and in a high-pitched tone, he belted out...

"Some boys take a beautiful girl, and hide her away from the rest of the world. I want to be the one to walk in the sun. Oh girls they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have--"

The music stopped abruptly, along with the smoke machine and lights. Lee, however, did not notice, for he passed out from a combination of lack of blood to his brain, for it was all inside his massive techno-induced, giant, canada-sized, spandex uncovered man-pole, and exhaustion from all the rather vigerous pumping.

The other three glanced around, trying to see why everything had ceased, until the culprit stepped into the room. They gasped, then hit the floor, covering their heads with their hands.

"We're sorry pimp-daddy Kisame!" They pleaded, and each endured a long night of mind-blowing, porno-grade, fish-man, cheesecake, doggie-style, arabian goggle sex.

NS: ROFL! God, I'm so fucking retarded...well, anyways. Review!