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Chapter 2 - Phone Call

"Hello?" Naruto asked into the phone.

""Hello," a smooth husky voice answered over the phone sending shivers down Naruto's spine.

"Uh, yes, uh, who is this?" Naruto stuttered out. The person's voice was giving him a pleasant nervous feeling.

"What's your name?" asked the person. Naruto frowned.

"You didn't answer my question. Who are you?" Naruto said getting irritated.

"Your voice is sexy. What's your name?" Naruto blushed partly out of anger of being ignored and partly out of embarrassment.

"Oi, tell me what your name is dammit!" the person chuckled softly his smooth silky laugh almost giving Naruto a hard on.

"Itachi, Uchiha Itachi. Now will you tell me what yours is?"

"No, now what do you want?"

"You." Naruto growled clearly irritated by the man's flirting. He forced down the urge to toss the phone across the room.

"Very funny. Did you have a reason for calling?" Itachi chuckled again.

"Hai, tell Sasuke that I was just checking to see if he checked in alright and that I love him. Thanks." The phone clicked off and the line went dead. Naruto stared at it in disbelief.

Suddenly the door opened and a tall boy with short black hair spiked in the back and very pale skin walked in the door. He was wearing a tight black T-shirt with skull and crossbones all over it and black cargo shorts. He ignored Naruto's presence and walked over to the computer desk with the laptop and turned it on. Naruto frowned.

"Oi, teme, you could at least say 'hi' you know."

"…hn," said the boy not even turning to look at Naruto. Naruto's face turned red with anger.

"Oi, dobe, did you answer my telephone?" the boy asked. Naruto turned to him and glared.

"Yes, yes I did." The boy frowned. Naruto's frown increased. They stared at each other neither blinking, or laying off.

"Well who called?" the boy said rolling his onyx eyes in annoyance. Naruto blinked once and then frowned.

"Some freak named Itachi…" Naruto trailed off as he remembered what this 'Itachi' person had said. The boy rolled his eyes again and tapped his foot on the ground.

"And what else? Did he leave a message?" Naruto glared at him and turned folding his arms.

"No," The boy cocked an eyebrow and looked suspiciously at the blonde.

"Are you sure?" Naruto turned around and glared at the boy again.

"No duh, teme. I wouldn't say it if it weren't true." The boy shrugged slightly and turned back to his computer. Naruto flopped backward on the bed.

"So you're Sasuke, right?"

"Hn." Naruto glared daggers into the back of Sasuke's head.

"You know, teme, you could at least try to be a little social."

"Hn." Naruto threw his hands up in the air and exhaled roughly.

"Of all the bastards in the world to get stuck as a roommate I had to get you. I'm leaving." Naruto grabbed his bag and stomped out of the room slamming the door behind him.

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Naruto wandered around aimlessly looking for a place to eat. He had been walking for about half an hour and he was starting to get hungry. In his haste to find someplace to eat he didn't notice the man walking in front of him and they collided causing Naruto to fall flat on his ass.

"You know," came a familiar silky voice, "you should really watch where you're going."

Naruto looked up and stared up into the red eyes of a tall raven haired man. His long black hair was tied back into a low ponytail. His black hoodie had red clouds on it. The nails on his slender pale fingers on his outstretched were painted a purple color. Naruto gaped at the beautiful sight before him. The man smirked.

"Like what you see?" said the silky voice again. Wait, silky voice, hits on strangers. Naruto jumped up and pointed an accusing finger at the man.

"Itachi!" he screamed at the man who's smirk only grew wider.

"Ah, Sasuke's cute little secretary, you remembered my name. Though I don't think I quite caught yours," Itachi said smiling widely now. Naruto scowled (he seems to be doing a lot of that this chapter, ne X3)

"The name's Uzumaki Naruto. And where do you get off flirting with random strangers, you bastard." Itachi only chuckled lightly sending shivers down Naruto's spine.

"You know, you're very cute when you're mad. Are you hungry?" Naruto's scowl turned into a full on glare.

"No!" Suddenly Naruto's stomach rumbled loudly and Itachi smirked.

"So you are hungry. Let's get something to eat then."

"No way you bastard. I'm not going anywhere with …" Itachi grabbed Naruto's hand and dragged him to a small little ramen shop.

They walked in and sat down and Itachi ordered two bowls of miso ramen. Naruto crossed his arms and pouted cutely.

"You're lucky I'm hungry bastard."

"I think I was lucky enough just seeing your cute face." Naruto glared and turned away to hide the small blush that had risen to his cheeks. Itachi just chuckled softly.

Their food was placed in front of them and Naruto began to inhale his ramen. Itachi watched him as he stuffed mouthful after mouthful of ramen into his already overstuffed mouth. Naruto finished his bowl and looked over to Itachi.

"Oi, bastard, are you going to finish that?" Itachi shook his head and slid the bowl over to Naruto who took it happily and began to slurp the noodles noisily.

After Naruto had finished eating one more bowl of ramen and they had paid they left and headed back towards the boy's dorms.

"So you know Sasuke, right?" Naruto asked as the made their way across the parking lot in front of the dorms. Itachi nodded.

"Well, has he always been an anti-social bastard?" Itachi laughed before turning to look at the sky.

"Well no. He was fine until our parents died in a horrible car accident." Naruto shuddered at the crazed look Itachi had gotten in his eye making Naruto think that it wasn't really an 'accident'. Naruto shook it off and frowned.

"So he's not just on his period? You mean this is basically permanent?"

"Basically." Naruto pouted and looked forward. They walked on in silence for a bit longer until Itachi broke the silence.

"Well, I'm glad to see you've warmed up to me Naruto."

"Yeah, yeah, but that's only 'cause you treated me to ramen." Naruto crossed his arms and turned away.

"I'd like to see you again, if that's ok." Itachi stopped and looked at Naruto hopefully. Naruto frowned (for like the seventy billionth time this chapter X3)

"How do you know I'm not straight?" Naruto asked smirking.

"Are you?" Itachi raised an eyebrow.

"No, but I have a boyfriend." Naruto smiled as he remembered Gaara.

"Yeah, but he's not here right now." Naruto scowled.

"So you want me to just forget about my boyfriend and have a summer fling with you?" Naruto asked not believing his ears. By this time they had already reached his room and Naruto began fishing through his bag trying to find his entrance card. Itachi put a hand on Naruto's shoulder.

"No, just as a friend, nothing romantic." Naruto located his card and swiped it, he opened the door and turned to Itachi.

"I'll think about it." Naruto walked into his room and closed the door. He walked to his bed and took out his phone from his bag. He looked at the time and gasped. It was 12:02 (exactly when I wrote that sentence X3)

"Hm, I'll just call them tomorrow and tell them how I'm doing," he mused aloud, before discarding his shirt and pants, plugging his phone in to charge and jumping into bed. He pulled up the sheets over his body and let the darkness engulf him.


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