Notes: Written for LJ Community "Supernatural100" Challenge #71 - Serenity. Contains spoilers for the movie "Serenity".
A/N: Couldn't decide which Winchester would be defending "Serenity/Firefly" to the other, so, here's both, in turn. The two drabbles are mutually exclusive; In the first, Dean's the defender, in the second, Sam's the defender. Also, apologies to Firefly fans, probably. I've seen the movie and maybe two episodes, something I intend to remedy when work lets me have my life back.
Explaining Serenity
"Well, that was lame."
"What!? It was an awesome movie!"
"It made no sense, Dean."
"See, if you'd been watching the series when it was on-"
"Law school didn't leave much time for watching TV."
"Yeah, well, chalk up another reason law school sucks."
"Okay, fine. Explain to me what's so awesome about it?"
"Well for one, there's River."
"Dean-"
"And Kaylee, and Inara, and-"
"Dean!"
"What?"
"Besides the women, what's so awesome about the movie? Like for instance, when that pilot guy-"
"Wash."
"Yeah, Wash. Why'd you get all choked up when Wash died?"
"I did not get choked up."
"Did too, you kept clearing your throat."
"Popcorn. Those little husks are nasty."
"You sniffled."
"Hayfever."
"..."
"A cold!"
"Whatever, Dean."
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The Naming of Things
"They named their spaceship after a bug?"
"The ship is called Serenity, the ship design is called Firefly."
"So... someone else named a whole bunch of spaceships after a bug."
"Dean-"
"Unless they named them after the hatchback? Maybe the spaceship was made by Pontiac. Only in the future, you know, when cowboys roam outer space."
"You know, Dean, your car is named after an antelope."
"... Don't go there, Sam."
"A cute, furry, small, cud-chewing antelope."
"I mean it."
"Preyed upon by everything in the African savannah."
"Do you want to walk to Florida, Sam? 'Coz in a minute I'm gonna kick your spaceship bug-loving ass out of my antelope."
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(that's it)