Author's Note: This story is written by both Freckles-101 AND Whirlwind-2005. You should really go read Whirlwind's stories, they are the best. That, and she is my sister. So go read her stories.

Author's Note 2: All the ways to die in this chapter are true, even the ones that don't sound like it. Don't laugh! I am serious. I did a little research on the weirdest ways to die and I came up with a few of these, although i couldn't fit them all on so they will be on in the next and last chapter.

Thanks to all my Reviewers!: You guys just keep making me want to write more.

Now here is another chaper, i hope everyone likes it as much as they did the first.

Enjoy the story and review!


Ways To Kill Juliet

1. Appendicitis is BAD.

2. Operating in non-sterile conditions are too.

3. Infections are even worse.

4. Hide all the antibiotics.

5. Betray Jack's trust.

6. Then lie to him.

7. Try to kill one of the Beach goers. They didn't let a plane kill them, like they would let Juliet get away with killing them.

8. Go exploring. I dare you.

9. And take this water bottle with you. -Sweet smile-

10. The Hatch implodes with her in it.

11. An Earthquake.

12. A Tsunami

13. A Flood.

14. An Avalanche. Hey, if you can have Polar Bears on the island, maybe some day they will have snow.

15. Strangled by her t-shirt while getting dressed.

16. Cavity. All Dharma food!

17. Nose bleed. Wonder who hit her?

18. Bladder burst because she didn't get to the bathroom, errr, bushes on time. Seriously this can happen.

19. Aneurism. She was thinking up a lie to hard.

20. Heart attack. But that would imply that she had a heart!


One or two more chapters to come, as long as I can keep thinking of rediculus ways to kill her. If you liked this story, REVIEW!!

If you have more ideas on how to kill Juliet, let me know and they will appear in the next few chapters. The sillier the better! Thx.