The Bean Brigade #7

"The Wrath of Ed"

In the secret headquarters of the motley group of villains known as the Bean Brigade, Motor Ed was discussing something with his nefarious leader.

"All I'm saying is, with you dudes behind me, I will totally beat Red, seriously."

"While I know that Kim Possible, or Red as you call her, has caused you considerable problems in the past, I cannot use the group's resources ta deal with one teenage girl."

"Why not?" Ed asked, "you helped nerd boy take out those Titans or whatever, seriously."

"That's cause the Titans could one day prove a threat ta us" Hannibal explained "besides, I had plans for the girl Raven, remember?"

"So?"

"So, unless battling Miss Possible can be beneficial towards our plans, it's not happening."

With that, the giant bean wandered away. "What's the point of being in a group of villains if they totally won't help you jack your enemy, I mean seriously?" Ed asked.

Just then, Ember materialized from nowhere. "Dudette, you need to stop doing that, seriously" Ed said, "you're gonna give a dude a heart attack."

"I heard what Hannibal said about your enemy" Ember said "maybe he won't let you take her out, but that doesn't mean he has to know about it."

"What are you talking about?" Ed asked.

"Look, you helped me in the future by playing with my band, so I want to help you by taking out this Possible chick" Ember explained.

"Oh I get it" Ed said, "we bust Red without bean face knowing that we're doing it."

"Wow, you do have a brain under all that hair" Ember said sarcastically, "now let's motor."

"Hold on, maybe we oughta see how many of the other dudes we can get to help us" Ed replied "Red may not look like much, but she's really clever, seriously."

And so, several minutes later, Ed & Ember met in the room of their teammate, the portly nerd known as Control Freak.

"So are you in nerdo?" Ed asked, "cause I could seriously use your nerdiness for my plans."

"I'll help you, provided you stop calling me nerdo, or any other name that has to do with the word 'nerd'" CF said "I have a name, use it."

"Sorry CF" Ed said "I'm gonna call you that, cause it's easier to remember, seriously. Now let's go visit my bro Gearhead, I'm sure he'll wanna help me bust Red, seriously."

"I don't know Ed" Gearhead addressed his teammate "you're a great guy to repair cars with, but the revenge thing really isn't me. As you know, I need something that will offer me some kind of thrill."

"Dude, you gotta help me, seriously" Ed replied "I need you to disable her new car."

"What kind of car?" Gearhead asked, suddenly interested.

"I dunno, but it's like purple, and totally tricked out with all this spy stuff, seriously" Ed said "she used it to totally ruin my scheme to have the world's fastest car and hottest babe, seriously. And like, your whole power is taking over cars."

"Hmm, a car like that might finally provide me with a suitable ride" Gearhead thought aloud "okay Ed, I'm in."

"Sweet" Ed replied and celebrated with a little air guitar "yaaaah!"

"Have you ever thought about buying a real guitar?" Ember asked "cause that's really annoying."

"A couple times actually" Ed said "but it would have to be a really sweet one, seriously. But we can talk about axes later, right now we need to put 'Operation: Kill Red' into effect, seriously."

"That's the name of your revenge plan?" CF asked "no offense, but it's not very creative."

"Dude, I don't need a nerd telling me how to name my revenge plans, okay?"

"I warned you about the nerd thing" CF replied angrily.

"Knock it off" Ember said "okay Ed, what's the first part of your plan?"

"Uh, I haven't actually thought that far ahead yet" Ed explained "I spent most of the day coming up with the name. But once I figure it out, it's gonna be sweet, seriously."

There was a collection of groans all around.

Meanwhile, in the town of Middleton, Kim Possible had no clue that one of her enemies was plotting her demise. Instead she was sitting in Bueno Nacho, hanging out with her boyfriend, Ron Stoppable.

"Hey Kim, check this out, I can eat two chimeritos at once" he bragged.

"Ron, why would you think I'd want to see that?" she asked.

"You're always saying I should display my talents" Ron replied.

"I meant talents like singing or cooking, not eating multiple foods" Kim replied.

"Fine, I'll eat them one at a time, like a normal person" Ron grumbled, placing special emphasis over the word 'normal.'

"Ron, do you find it odd that we haven't had a mission in over a week?" she asked.

"Nah, just means you're doing a great job" Ron said, cramming half the chimerito in his mouth.

Rufus excitedly popped out of Ron's pocket and scurried unto the table to catch any falling meat and cheese.

"Not that I'm not happy, of course" Kim said "it's just that, well, I've always complained about how missions have cut into my free time, you know? But now that I haven't had any in a while, I've figured out that free time, not so great."

"I hear ya Kim" Ron said "traveling to another country beats sitting around Middleton any day. Unless they don't have TV reception, in which case, it sucks donkeys."

"Really bad" Rufus added, shoveling cheese into his mouth.

"But buck up Kim, something's bound to happen that requires your help" Ron said.

"You're right" Kim said, "in the meantime we should make the most of this. Wanna catch a movie?"

"You bet. Me and Rufus haven't seen Alien Blood Fest yet."

"I was thinking more along the lines of a romantic movie" Kim said.

"I dunno KP, those movies are kinda lame" Ron said "and besides, they're usually for geeks who have…"

Ron stopped himself when he realized what he had just said. "On the other hand, why not?" Ron replied sheepishly, hoping Kim wasn't too mad.

"Great, let's go" Kim said, dragging him from the restaurant.

Little does Kim know her request for a mission will soon be granted, but in a way she didn't expect.