1It had been two months since Sasuke returned home from the pedofile Orochimaru, who was now, or was I guess since hes dead, a female technically. Sasuke had just returned from another mission that Tsunade had sent him on. He had been on missions none stop as a sort of punishment for betraying the village, so now he was getting a couple weeks off to spend with Sakura. Both he and his brother were on talking terms, they still fought, but no longer killed each other. At least not on purpose.And now Sakura was going to be moving in with Sasuke, and that is where our story begins.

"Hey Sasuke-kun-" Sakura asked as she lifted a box filled with medical books into the back of Sasuke's Chevrolet truck. She was now 16 years old, and Sasuke was 17.

"Yeah what is it Sakura-hime?" he asked in a sarcastic playful voice.

"Didn't you kill your brother before you came back to Konoha?" she asked plopping down on the flat bed of his car as he set down the last of her box's.

"You know what I did." Sasuke said wiping the sweat from his face.

"Then how is it that he is standing over there on the side of the road in a giant yellow chicken costume with a sign that says 'Don't be chicken, get your ears pierced at Joe's tattoo parlor.'"

"Don't know lets ask him. I have been wondering that myself."

So they drove over across the street once the box's were secure.

They pulled up next to the elder Uchiha and Sasuke parked the car and rolled down the passenger window and leaned over Sakura, who had he head out the window as well.

"Itachi, what the hell are you doing?" Sasuke asked.

"This is my probation for being a missing nin. It was Tsunade's idea. I have to have this stupid job to 2 weeks. And don't make fun of me cause im running out of places to hide the bodies." Itachi warned.

"Okay, that isn't all that scary coming from a guy in a giant chicken outfit." Sakura said.

"You be glad your hott Sakura or else I'd kill you."

"Love ya too Itachi." Sakura said sarcastically.

All of a sudden Lee came walking up to the car and stood by Itachi.

Sakura and the two Uchiha brothers were staring at him. Not because he still hadn't shaven/waxed his eye brows yet, but because he was also wearing a giant chicken outfit, but this one was red.

"Hey Lee, I didn't know you worked for Joe's Tattoo parlor too?" Sakura stated.

"I don't." he then started making clucking noises and began to peck at the ground.

"Ahuh, anyway Itachi I remembered what I was going to ask you." Sasuke said.

"You mean besides why I look like big bird." He said.

"Yeah we kinda got that part." Sakura said sweat dropping.

"My question was, didn't I kill you?"

"Yes, but Orochimaru brought be back to life to have sex with me. Kinda like Dan." Itachi answered plucking a feather and chucking it at the ground. But it just lazily floated to the dirt like it was imitating Shikomaru.

"Speaking of Dan, the last time I saw him he was making love to Tsunade. But then he disappeared." Sakura said leaning back against her seat.

"When did he leave? I didn't notice him being gone." Sasuke asked.

Itachi walked up to the car window and said "I think right after I woke up from my drunken state. Oh and do you know why when I woke up my shoulder was bleeding?" Itachi asked

"Nope." both Sakura and Sasuke said together.

"Got to go!" Sasuke said and then reared the engine and drove off to the Uchiha mansion were his brother lived with them so they would be seeing him again.

"That was close." Sakura said as she looked in the rearview mirror to see Itachi walking away but then getting glomped by 7 kids screaming Sesame street. He screamed in pain as Lee jumped the kids.

"Lee is starting to scare me." Sakura said.

"Starting?" Sasuke asked and cocked an eyebrow at her.

"You know what I mean!" Sakura said hitting his arm.

"Hey now missy, don't hit the gun show." Sasuke said smirking at her and rubbing his arm.

"Someone is in a playful mood today." Sakura said scooting to the middle of the seat and leaning her head against his shoulder.

"Well I am getting a new permanent bed partner." Sasuke said as he made a left.

Sakura looked up at him with a scowl on her face, and removed her head.

"What I mean by that is your moving in with me." Sasuke said when he saw her face.

"Nice save Mr cool." she said laying her head back down.

There was a comfortable silence that filled the car. (Sakura live quit a while away from Sasuke)

Sakura then leaned over and turned on the radio. The song that was playing was 'Bad Touch' by Blood Hound Gang.

"Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time"

After they got back to the Uchiha manor, which by the way was fucking huge.

Since Sasuke's father was a very popular ninja in the village he obviously had a lot of wealth and thus since he died the money went all to Sasuke, none to Itachi since he was technically the murderer, but that's what they get for giving a killing machine a surprise birthday party. Kill first ask questions later, kinda came with the package.

"Hey Sasuke-." Sakura asked once she set a box down on her bed that held her clothes.

"Lets go to a bar tonight and invite some of our friends. I mean you have been gone a lot lately and I have been swamped at the hospital ever sense that Mononucleosis break out at that gay b ar during last months rainbow night. (Hahaha look up the kissing disease!)

"Sure, as soon as were done unpacking we'll do that." Sasuke said kissing her.

Sasuke pressed his body up against Sakuras so that their pelvises were touching, or should I say crushing together.

Sakura moaned into Sasukes mouth when he forced his tongue between her lips and began to taste the roof of her mouth.

She threaded her fingers through his dark locks as he pressed her up against the wall by the bed.

He put one hand on the wall next to Sakuras head and the other hand was wrapped around her waist pulling her to him.

Sakura tilted her head so that she could deepen the kiss.

After a while they had to break for air, due to the fact that they are mammal's and need oxygen, not like fish who breath water. But they weren't in water so if they were fish they'd be screwed. So maybe if they were turtles, wait that would be cool, cause then they could breath from their butts. Uh back to the story.

"Sakura -pant- do you still want to go to the bar? -pant- we could always just stay here and you know..." Sasuke suggested, moving his hand.

"No, we need to be social -pant- you don't want to end up a pessimist -pant- like your brother do you?" Sakura asked.

"Fine, I'll go call Naruto, he should be able to get the word out in a matter of seconds." with that Sasuke left Sakura to finish up with her clothes.

When Sakura came down the stairs Sasuke noticed she changed clothes, she was now wearing a bright red tang top with the words 'My parents told be I could be anything I wanted, so I decided to be a ninja.' which totally made since if you knew her. It had a picture of a stereotypical chibi ninja on the front, and she wore a short jean skirt that had frays everywhere, she also had on fishnet stocking and two inch high heels. Her head protector was tied around head like usual to keep her short hot pink hair back.

She she reached the bottom steps she found Sasuke gawking at her. So when he was in his own little world she got a good look at him.

He was wearing a dark blue short sleeved shirt with a long black biker coat hanging over it un buttoned of course. On the back of his jacket was the symbol for the Uchiha clan. He was wearing loose dark jeans with a chain attached to his wallet and pants. His head protector was tied around his shoulder. He was also wearing black vains.

When Sakura noticed that Sasuke stopped checking her out and was now staring at her staring at him staring at her.

Sakura blushed and said "Um, ready?"

"Yup, lets go." he then kissed her passionately and then walked out the door with her trailing after him.

OK THIS IS MY NEW STORY HOPE YOU LIKE, I NEED A COUPLE REVIEW SO COME ON AND TELL ME YOUR OPENION!

AND SORRY ABOUT HAVING TO RE-DUE THE STORY, I HAD A LOT OF SPELLING ISSUES.

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-The Puppet Master