Rewrite of the children's story Eat Your Peas by Kes Gray.

I own no rights to Yugioh! or Eat your peas!

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It was dinner time again and Mokuba just knew what his brother was going to say before he even said it. "Eat your celery." Said Kaiba.

Mokuba looked down at the celery stick sitting on his plate. "I don't like celery." Said Mokuba.

Kaiba sighed gave his brother one of his usual glares. "If you eat your celery, you can have ice cream." Said Kaiba.

"I don't like celery." Said Mokuba.

"If you eat your celery, you can have ice cream and stay up late."

"I don't like celery." Said Mokuba.

"If you eat your celery, you can have ice cream, stay up late and skip your bath."

"I don't like celery." Said Mokuba.

"If you eat your celery, you can have ten ice creams, stay up really late, don't have to wash for a month and I'll buy you a new bike."

"I don't like celery." Said Mokuba.

"If you eat your celery, you can have one hundred ice creams, you can go to bed when you want, do what you want when you want, I'll buy you a new bike, and a pet tiger."

"I don't like celery." Said Mokuba.

"If you eat your celery, I'll buy you an ice cream factory, you never have to go to bed ever, or school again, you never have to wash, or brush your hair, or tidy your room, I'll buy you a bike shop, a zoo, we'll go to Kaibaland for a year and you can have your very own space rocket with double retro laser blamers."

"I don't like celery." Said Mokuba.

"If you eat your celery, I'll buy you every ice cream and chocolate factory in the world, you never have to do anything ever again, I'll buy you Africa, we'll move to Kaibaland, you can have all the space rockets you want, I'll but you the earth, the moon, the stars, the sun, and … and …and ……………… and I'll be nice to Wheeler for a week.

"You really want me to eat my celery don't you?" said Mokuba.

"Yes." Said Kaiba.

"I'll eat my celery if you eat yours." Said Mokuba.

Kaiba looked down at his own plate and his bottom lip began to wobble. "But I don't like celery." Said Kaiba.

"Exactly!" said Mokuba. "And neither do I!"

"But we both like ice cream!"