Twinny: Okay people that actually read this, sorry about the late update. I decided to get off of my lazy ass and continue to type again. And since all of you are so patient, I'll upload three chapters. 'Kay? Also, there will be a lil bit of shoujo-ai in this chapter. So little that you have to squint to see it. I've been reading too much shounen-ai. I know.
Disclaimers/Warning: Crack, OOCness, a bit of shoujo-ai, the usual
Last time: "Now Naruto, if you wouldn't mind, cut me down!!" Kagome screeched. Naruto, who didn't want to end up like InuYasha over there, cut her down quickly
Ch. 6
After that whole ordeal, Kagome went home and did what ever the hell she did when ever she gets home. Now, let see what's going on with Kagura.
After she took off, thinking she was deaf, she ran into Sango.
"Sango!! Help me!! I think I'm deaf!!" she yelled loudly.
"Okay. I will help," Sango said while reaching up and removing the ear plugs.
"Ohh…I had those in there all along. Thank you Sango!!" Kagura said while pulling Sango in a kissed her smack dab in the lips. It only lasted a second but when Sango realized that, she pulled away quickly; cheeks tinted a crimson shade of pink while Kagura's cheeks were the same color.
'Hmmm…wonder why that is…' Sango thought, little did she know, Kagura was a lesbian.
"Uhh…well, this is awkward. Anyway, bye Kagura. I gotta to go home and do what ever I do when I'm at home…" Sango let her last words died and waved good bye, Kirara, out of no where, jumped on her shoulder.
Back with Sesshoumaru;
"Buyo!! Buyo! Where the hell are you?!!" he cried angrily.
"Meeeeooowww," a cat cried.
"There you are!! I thought I lost you for a moment," Sesshoumaru said while snuggling the fat cat (A/N: heheh…it rhymed XD)
"Come on. Let's go home…then call Kagome-chan and see if we can go on a date tomorrow. Hehehehe…hope she says yes," he said hopefully.
Sesshoumaru Dream Sequence:
Sesshoumaru: Oh Kagome-chan, will you go out with me and be my girlfriend?
Kagome: Why yes Fluffy-koi. I'd love to.
Sesshoumaru: Great!! I'll pick you up at seven!!
Three Years Later:
Sesshoumaru: Oh Kag-koi, will you marry me and be my lovely bride til death due us part? -get on knee and purpose with a large silver band, diamond ring-
Kagome: -blush- Oh Fluffy-chan!! I accept!! -jump on Sesshoumaru-
-Sesshoumaru carries her off in the sunset-
Two years after the marriage, we can see little chibi Sesshoumaru and Kagome look alike with black hair with silver streaks running their hair and one eye chocolate color while the other golden color running around the Inu Household.
Back to Reality
"-sigh- If that would happen, I'd be in heaven…" Fluf--ahem--Sesshoumaru sighed while Buyo 'meow-ed'.
"Alright. Lets go home," Sesshoumaru said wile putting Buyo in his car while getting in himself and drove off.
With InuYasha and Naruto
"Ow…I think this time she actually manage to destroy my back with her words," InuYasha stated while Naruto put ice on his back.
"Yah know, it's mainly your fault anyway. Scared her like that. Heheh, it was funny though," at that, Naruto busted out laughing his ass off.
"It's not funny when you're the one getting your back killed, literally," InuYasha said while he cringed when the ice was on his back.
"Yeah, but I deal with it every. Single. Day. With a man-woman on your team, you're bound to get hurt," Naruto said. "And dude, she is weak as a newborn baby when it comes to battling enemies…hope she die soon in battle…or else I'll have to make sure there was an accident, if you know what I mean," he said while taking on an evil glint in his eyes.
"Anyway, you should go back. And get the demon bastard to stop turning you demented…like that red head kid," InuYasha said while Naruto nodded and took his leave through the door…like any normal person would do (A/N: --coughcoughKakashicoughcough--)
With Kagome
"Stupid sonovabitch. Scaring me to death…heheh. Seeing him get 'sit' over three hudred times was funny though," Kagome mused while stepping into her car and drove home.
With Miroku
"-sob sob- Why -sob- doesn't she -sob- like me -wail-?" Miroku sobbed to the director who had no idea what to do so he snuck out and left Miroku to sob his heart content to the air around him.
With Sango
"Wow, that was weird..." Sango said out loud wile Kirara meowed.
With Kagura
"Wished it has lasted longer -sigh-" Kagura said while flying around on her feather…thing…
With Naraku and Kikyou
Too graphic to put in words
-Owari-
A/N: How'd you like the last chapter? I know it sucked balls but I can't have my readers sulking that I don't update anymore, can I? That, and I felt bored -.-; Also, this fic was written on the same day they were done taping. Just want to clear that up before I confused people.
Gaara: I am not demented…
Twinny: Yah sure about that? From what I've seen in the filler eps, I'd say you're dememted as the emo bastard…but on the shippuuden, you're HOT. --drool over Gaara half naked pic made by Sabaku-chan on deviant—
Gaara: Whatever…