Well, hello people! This is my first published fanfic. It is only a oneshot, but I hope you will like it anyway.
Just Read and Review :)
"You have to be kidding me," Sakura gasped. Did this just really happen? She couldn't believe it. For once in his life, Sasuke didn't answer with his usual 'Hn' but actually was speechless. Tsunade faked a sad look. "Yeah, it can't be helped any other way."
"So you are saying, I'm stuck in his body?!"
"Hn, isn't that a dream coming true?" Sasuke replied meanly.
"No, it's not!"
Tsunade grinned inwardly. She silently praised Kakashi.
- Flashback –
"Sakura, stop being so annoying," said a very annoyed Sasuke. Sakura glared at him. "I don't do anything."
"You're in my sight and it annoys me." She glared again.
"Can I remind you, that the only reason why I am in your sight is because I'm fighting you?" He threw a few kunai at her deadly accurate. She jumped to avoid them. Sasuke smirked. "Now that's better."
Sakura landed, jumped again with a chakra filled fist. "You're going down!" She yelled angry.
Sasuke blocked the punch and Kakashi – who was sitting aside pretending to watch their training, but who was actually reading his perverted book – threw them some kunai. "Catch," he added unnecessarily.
Those two kunai were pretty weird, but nonetheless they caught it without noticing it.
Sakura attacked, Sasuke blocked and that was when it happened. The two kunai made contact and it felt like electricity was going through their body's. Both Sakura and Sasuke felt down.
'Whoops,' Kakashi thought innocently.
"What the hell?" Sakura exclaimed, except it was not really Sakura who said it, it was Sasuke.
"Hn," Sasuke answered, well, it actually was Sakura.
They looked at each other. Sasuke lost his calmness for once. Their eyes widened.
And then: "Kakashi-sensei!" in unison. But he was already gone. Only some smoke was left.
- End flashback -
Now they were standing in Tsunade's office. Their body's were switched. Yes, as in Sasuke was now Sakura and Sakura was now Sasuke.
The solution that they had just heard? They had to kiss each other to make remove the curse. Not just a simple kiss. That would have been easy. They could just have exchanged a kiss. But it had to be worse. It had to be a French kiss. Sakura couldn't handle it. Neither could Sasuke. Not after he had come back. Sakura loved him before that happened. She was literally worshipping the ground he was walking on. But she had thought everything would change after he would return. He would no longer be the coldhearted basterd he used to be. After he had killed Orochimaru first and Itachi second, he had come back. That was four years later. Now, two years later, she hated him. He still was the arrogant basterd he used to be. He hadn't changed at all. Well, she had. She didn't love him anymore. There was no way she would ever kiss that moron.
"That won't happen, Tsunade-shizou. You have to find another way."
"There is no other way. So unless you want to stay like this forever, you have to." She folded her hands.
Sakura glared at Sasuke. "I. Will. Never. Kiss. You." Sasuke glared back at her. "Neither will I," the funny part was that he said it in a very girly voice, which was not very strange because he… well, he was a girl now.
Tsunade had a hard time trying not to laugh. "You're dismissed now," she said. "Oh, and by the way. I can't send you on any mission like this. You can't perform your own jutsu like this. It is still not your body."
A furious Sakura and a very pissed off Sasuke walked away.
"Let me make this clear to you. You are not allowed to bathe, to go to the toilet or undress, as long as you're me," Sakura stated.
Sasuke looked at her disbelievingly. "How should I live like that."
"I dunno," she replied.
"So I just have to wet my pants?" he said sarcastically.
"No, just hold it."
"I don't think that will work."
"Hn," answered Sakura.
Naruto walked by and greeted his friends. "Hey Sakura-chan! Sasuke-teme!" he yelled.
"Hey Naruto!" said Sakura in Sasuke's body.
"Shut up dobe," replied Sasuke in Sakura's body. That gave them some odd looks from the kyuubi boy. He didn't ask anything though. He just continued his run to the Hokage, probably because he already was too late…
Sakura and Sasuke walked together. They didn't exactly know where they were going, so they just walked.
Sasuke jumped on a tree.
"What are you doing?" asked Sakura as he landed on a branch.
"I don't know how you are able to jump with… these things…" he added dryly.
"What do you mean?" she asked confused.
"These are totally annoying," he replied while he rested his hands on her breasts.
Sakura flushed. "Stop touching my breasts!" she snapped.
He just smirked. "Well, they're mine now anyway. So I can do with them whatever I want to. Actually, they are quite soft," he said while he squished them.
Sakura now was getting really angry. "Stop squishing my breasts. You have no right or whatsoever to do that."
Sasuke, ignoring anything she said, but completely distracted by the soft touch of Sakura's breasts, muttered: "I wonder if they are as soft underneath this shirt."
"Don't you even dare!" she screamed while she jumped and punched him straight of the branch.
Damn, he was lucky, I forgot I don't have my superhuman strength at the moment, she thought. But on the other hand, she really didn't feel like beating the hell out of her own body.
But hey, she thought, I always wanted to touch his abs. She grinned evilly. At least, she had always wanted to. Not that she would like to do that anymore. After all, she hated him now, didn't she? I will only tease him with it.
She lifted up the shirt Sasuke (a/n: meaning her inside his body of course) and touched his abs. She moved her hands upwards. Sasuke noticed what she was doing when he looked up.
"Stop that already!" he yelled, very un-Sasuke-ish.
"Make me!" she taunted.
Sasuke threw a few shuriken at her. She leaped down.
"What's wrong, Sasuke-kun?" she asked teasingly.
"Stop touching my damn body! It's not yours."
"Oi, Sasuke, you're annoying. If you stop touching mine, I will stop touching yours."
"Hn," he replied.
"You are such a bastard!" she suddenly snapped.
"What the hell is wrong with you anyway?" he replied.
"That's my line, you… You… Argh!" she yelled.
"You are such a coward," he remarked.
"What?!" she screamed again.
"Yes, you definitely are. I bet you wouldn't even dare to kiss me," he said coldly.
"Why would I even want to kiss a bastard like yourself?" she said disbelievingly.
"You wouldn't dare it. You say you hate me, but in fact, you are just trying to prevent yourself from getting hurt. After all, you are weak," he emphasized the last word.
This remark made Sakura furious. She had trained all those years with the probably strongest kunoichi and now even the fifth Hokage, to become stronger. To be no longer weak. She couldn't even stand the word. No, weak was no longer in Haruno Sakura's dictionary. She was definitely not a weak person. She was strong. She got over him, after he had come back. So that weak point was erased as well.
Haruno Sakura was strong, and nobody would even dare to deny it, or otherwise had to face her insane strength. So why did Uchiha Sasuke doubt the obvious fact that she was strong?
Because he still was a coldhearted bastard. That would never change.
"I am not weak," she hissed furiously.
Sasuke smirked. "Prove me," he said in a low voice.
Sakura gulped. You can do it girl!Inner Sakura screamed.
Sasuke smirked again at her hesitation. "Weak," he stated.
Sakura snapped and took two steps in his direction. She bent down and did the oddest thing she would ever do. She kissed herself. At least, her face.
She licked the soft lips and slipped her tongue into his mouth. She met Sasuke's tongue and there was the electricity again. They both pulled back for breath.
They gazed in each others eyes. It took only one second to notice they were themselves again. It also took just one second to start kissing each other again. Sasuke pinned Sakura against a nearby tree and deepened their kiss. He shove his hand underneath her shirt and Sakura gasped.
"What's the matter Sakura? It's not that I didn't touch them before," he smirked.
They are just as soft as I thought, he thought. Then he let out a deep groan.
He started kissing her neck and she moaned in response. "Sasuke-kun," she moaned.
So now I'm Sasuke-kun again? He thought smirking.
He let out his tongue and started licking her neck now. Biting it every now and then.
She shove her hands underneath his shirt and felt the strong muscles of his back.
Sasuke pushed himself even closer against Sakura and her back was completely pressed against the tree now. She felt his erection against her body.
"You're the one that is weak," she grinned.
"I don't care at all. We will continue this at my place," Sasuke said. He picked her up and jumped into a tree.
"W-Why, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked confused.
"I have the feeling that we are being watched," he replied.
"But who would watch us?" Sakura asked innocently. She was totally oblivious to the fact that a few trees away from where the couple had stand, her former sensei and her shizou were watching every move.
"You really are a genius, Kakashi," Tsunade complimented him, slightly drunk. She took another sip of her sake.
"No, you are the genius, Tsunade-sama," he replied. "I only threw the kunai. You found them after all."
"Yeah, I guess you're right. But after all, they are finally together now. Let the Uchiha clan live!" she said happily.
Kakashi flipped another page of his book.
"Well, it would have happened anyway, they only needed a push in the right direction."
At the Uchiha estate, a girl suddenly moaned: "Oh! Sasuke-kun!" Followed by a: "I still love you Sasuke-kun."
"I know."
And a few minutes later: "Sakura… I think I've always loved you too…"
Would that the beginning of Sasuke's second goal?
I hope you liked it!
R&R (Don't be too mean T.T)