The best self insert ever
After Greg Millington's 3584.29th (he was in the middle of writing his 3585th… just as the dashing Greg jumped high, right into overheated prototype eva, saving the ever grateful Ayanami Rei) self insert he found himself in the Nerv headquarters. Finally after all the time he had slaved over the keyboard, mastered all the inner meanings of eva, all the inner inner meanings, bought a small country's GDP worth of eva merchandise, his dreams had finally come true, he was in a world that he knew would come to an end soon.
And best of all… he had been told his synchro-rate was 99.999999999…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, not only was he the best evangelion self-insert ever, he was also the best evangelion pilot ever.
So when the best self insert/best evangelion pilot ever checked his mail that was addressed to squeal Shin Tokyo-3 it was in a the best self insert/best evangelion pilot, good, very good best like mood. So as the the best self insert/best evangelion pilot read his mail, he had a very the best self insert/best evangelion pilot like smile on his face.
This was soon remedied as he saw the actual contents….
To Mister evangeLOINS (his pen-name),
We appreciate your saving our first children, and your time taking synchro tests for evangelion 5 (which has been somehow very conveniently constructed a day before his arrival… fate… or so he had thought) However it seems despite your ability to accompany a pilot in they plug, with out cutting the synchro-rate (actually heightening them) you do not seem to be compatible with the machine.
Nerv personnel would also like to remind you that are non-related person; as such your entry is strictly prohibited.
Again we thank you for you time
From: All of us at Nerv head quarters heart
The best self insert/best evangelion pilot's jaw dropped. He was stuck as an EXTRA the best self insert/best evangelion pilot.
Back at Nerv headquarters
"Ninth one this month, that one." Misato groaned. She swung her head back. And screamed. "Oh my god when will they STOP?!!!!!!!!" She stomped her feet like toddler having a tantrum.
"But this one really over did himself, self insert or not, maybe we should have just used him, the synchro-rate he gave himself was VERY impressive." Maya said typing into her computer.
"NO. WAY. IN. HELL" Both Misato and Ritsuko spat out with grave 'scary scary 'faces.
"It was just a suggestion!" Maya threw up her hands.
"NEVER!"
"What's so horribly bad about him anyway?"
After exchanged glances the two college friends replied together:
"OLIO"
"OLIO?" Maya repeated.
"Otaku Life Induced Obesity" Ritsuko explained.
"Do you really wanna see that in a plug suit?" Misato made a face.
"Ewwwwww"
the end
AN: keke, first eva fanfic… humu humu, however, I haven't even re-read it, used my ten minute break between classes at school completely on whim. Flame if you want just let me know you read it PUWEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG doesn't let you use stars --;; (I mean that weird thingy above the 8? humu humu sorry I'm stupid.)