Max Doesn't Like Fangs Girlfriend Chapter 1: I don't Like your Girlfriend, a maximum ride fanfic

An: PLOT BUNNY HAS ATTACKED!! I got this idea when I was listening to this song... This scenario just jumped out at me... Its hilarious and catchy so I picked it...

Pairing: Max/Fang Slight Fang/Lissa
Song: 'Girlfriend' By Avril Lavigne
Disclaimer: I own nothin' but this plot 'k? Good

I Don't Like Your Girlfriend

Max watched as Fang talked to Lissa... Oh how she hated that girl... So preppy and overly happy... So normal. Everything Max herself would never, and could never, be. Max tried to ignore it at first... The growing annoyance that was Lissa, tried to hide the fact that she was Soooo overly pissed at the thought of her Fang kissing that stupid normal little girl... It peeved her to the very bone... And not one day did she not have Angel tell her that she should just tell Fang that she liked him that much.

Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one

Max looked up as a song started playing on the radio; she absolutely had to have it... She needed the CD it was on... Just the first sentence of the song and it was already telling the current thoughts that where running through her head. Two days later she had bought the cd and had it in her CD player dancing along to the song, unaware of the fact that she wasn't alone in the house. The younger members of the flock plus Fang and Iggy had decided to go to the pool Anne had decided to get... Well Fang only went along to watch over them. No problem, she would be fine if she cut loose and danced around to sing to her favorite song. That's what she told herself... and that's why Fang was very surprised to walk into the house, into the kitchen and see Max dancing around singing some song. But what was even more surprising was when she turned around and looked at him with a fierce glance.

Are you really about to do what I think you are Max? The voice asked her in what could have been a surprised way if the voice ever showed emotion. Yes Voice, I think I am... Was her response to that bloody voice in her head. Dancing toward Fang she decided to use this song to help her tell Fang exactly what she thought about Lissa, and him for that matter...

"Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend "

Fang blinked in surprise, his lack of emotion staying up along with his guard... After all if you knew Max as well as he did, you knew she didn't randomly dance around the room like a little kid singing a punk song... And this particular song... well it was starting to make him wonder what she was getting at... Because the way she was looking at him, it was certainly a message for him. He had been trying to read Max's mind lately, and had given up on her because of her irritable temper... I it was almost as if- Oh boy... His eyes widened at the next words that came out of Max's mouth.

"You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
(Feel all right, feel all right, feel all right) "

Max was now right infront of him talking to him, pointing to herself as she said the next few lines. Max?? Are you Sure your not going to regret this later? The voice asked her. I don't care voice! It's about time I tell him any way... and if it gets too bad I could always say I was messing around... She could feel the voice's doubt at that one but shrugged t off mentally... She couldn't back off now. The next part of the song was one of her favorite parts anyway because of how it was set up, and for once she could sing it outloud without feeling bad about t gracing Angels ears... Even if she did read them in Max's head.

"Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah I'm the motherfuckin' princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
(know I'm right, know I'm right, know I'm right)"

She remembered back to when Lissa had been first trying to flirt with Fang... To this day Max still isn't sure why Fang went out with her... probably because she was normal... She may have even amused him a bit. But everyone noticed the annoyance on his face when she practically hung on him, and followed him like a bitch in heat... Honestly that girl got on Max's nerves more than even Nudge did when she was on a sugar high!
Everyone in the high school thought that they should be together... They being Max and Fang. Mostly because they were best friends and always talking about the other when they weren't around. Even Iggy was part of the social circle saying that they should just suck it up, stop making the other jealous by dating someone else and just get together already!

"She's like so whatever
you can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about "

Fang thought of the lyrics to this specific song and smirked before leaning against the wall listening to her, watching her expressions as she told him in the song everything she wouldn't tell him regularly. Did she even realize that he knew what was really going on? After all everyone knew he was only dating Lissa to see if it would kick Max in the ass and get her to realize she liked him... What an interesting twist when she decided to do the same by dating Sam. Apparently she didn't like him as much as everyone else thought she did...

"Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend "

Max danced around the kitchen; apparently this song was her hyper-pill because she seemed to be on some kind of sugar high every time she listened to it. She was jumping around like a jackrabbit and didn't care at all! Fang on the other hand was as silent as ever watching his not-so-secret secret crush jumping around, seemingly happy for once. He couldn't help the small smile that crept upon his features at seeing her finally let loose and have fun... After all it wasn't all the time that she got to have fun, playing mother of the flock you know... Yeah she was certainly on his mind a lot. Even when she wasn't in the room...

"I can see the way
I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
(again and again, again, again) "

Max unconsciously started walking toward Fang, making him move away from the wall and out of the kitchen into the living room where he fell into a chair. Max ignored the voice in her head and sat on his lap still singing along to the song that was blaring on the CD player in the kitchen. She looked at Fang and sang the next lines with a grin that turned into a serious look as she thought about Lissa again... She thought about the kiss that she seen Lissa and Fang have and practically growled some of the words

"So come over here and tell me what I want to hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again
(and again and again and again) "

Fang shook his head amused at the way Max was acting, showing emotion wasn't usual for him, but it wasn't usual for Max to be jumping around either... But hey, everyone lets loose everyone in awhile... But it was amusing to see her acting this way... After all anyone could tell that Max didn't like Lissa at all...

"'Cause she's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about"

He could just picture the look on Max's face if he was to tell her that he had broken up with Lissa a few days ago... And She was right, he did like her and the only one that didn't really know it was Max herself. Iggy had cornered him a few days ago and flat out told Fang that if he didn't tell Max the truth Iggy was going to rat him out. The one thing Iggy was good at was blackmail... and Damn did he have Fang that time.

Max's voice had steadily gotten quieter as the last verse had come to play. Apparently she was starting t get tired from all the hoping and jumping, dancing and singing she was doing... Even a bird-kid mutant-freak had ways to tire out. Considering the fact that she was fighting imaginary Lissa's all morning before she had decided it would be more fun to spar with Fang and then take a flight... So needless to say Max had been on her feet all day. Fang was only slightly worried about her... Oh whom was he fooling? Every time Max did something stupid, every time she exerted herself or worked too hard, he worried. Oh Yes, our dear Fang was completely wrapped and didn't even realize it yet...

"Oh
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'? "

This time Fang didn't even try to stop the smirk at the words to the song as Max whispered them in his ear as if they were a dirty little secret that should never be shared with anyone else. Wrapping his arms around her, he nuzzles her neck to see her reaction. He wanted to know just how much liked him... Just enough to get jealous? Or was it enough to spend the rest of their mutant-bird-freak lives together? Max was always a predictable person to him... This one reaction could tell him everything he needed to know about that certain question to life. When she grinned and shivered against him continuing her song he knew it would be worth a shot to date her... It wasn't like they would ever actually hurt each other, especially with Angel around to tell them what's wrong and how they could help the other... Not That Fang needed Angels help to read Max's mind.

"Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way "

He allowed his hands to hold her close and lightly massage her back as she sang the end of the song, once the chorus had been repeated the last time he pulled her into a soft sweet kiss, to which Max blushed furiously at the moan that came out of her mouth at the slightest contact from Fang... Mr. Strong and Silent definitely knew how to kiss... And she wasn't complaining that it was her he was kissing either! She wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him back loving the taste of his lips.
Five minutes later they were in a rather heated make-out session when the rest of the flock slipped into the room and looked (and in Iggy's case listened) in shock at what was going on between the Matriarch and Patriarch of the flock. Slipping out of the room they all decided to just leave them at it, because this was something that really needed to happen... Those two idiots had been in love with each other since they hit puberty! Now all they had to do was finalize the fact that they where together...

AN: Ok, Yes I realize I did not put the rest of song up, it was only another repeat of the chorus anyway... But, uhm, If anyone wants a lemon(sex) Scene of the Max/Fang version go ahead and tell me, don't be shy... Frankly I think it looks good as is, but there is always a few people who would like an alternate ending with a bit more action...