Title:
Chat-Tastic
Rating:
T
Summery:
The Xiaolin Showdown Characters have all discovered a new way to pass
the time in between activations of Wu. Instant Messaging!
Screen
Names:
Kimiko
– KimixKeiko4Life
Raimundo
– IamNOTaManWhore
Omi
– MostPowerfulWarrior
Clay
– GoodOleCountrayBoy
Jack
– AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife
Ashley
– TheCatsMeow
Chase
– YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense
Wuya
– TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe
Hannibal
Roy Bean – Gr8estEvlEva
Jermaine
– L337PlayaJ
Dojo
– TheREALDragonWarrior
Disclaimer:
I do not own Xiaolin Showdown, nor am I making any money off of this
fic. Do not even try to sue me. You wont get anything from me. Mostly
cause I don't have anything. -.-
Author's
Note: This complete and utter crack! I tried to keep everyone in
character. But we all know that is kind of hard with a lot of
characters. This is also just another way for me to pass the time
during my writer's block. Sadly I wasn't able to finish it until
AFTER a bad writer's block.
L337PlayaJ: So let me get this straight, you hooked ALL your teammates up with new laptops? Girl are you out your mind?
KimixKeiko4Life: Relax, what's the worst that can happen?
L337PlayaJ: Knowing you guys like I do? Anything!
IamNOTaManWhore:
Dude this is SWEET!
MostPowerfulWarrior:
Raimundo this box is not tasty in anyway
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Ah Omi, he's using slang again partner.
MostPowerfulWarrior:
This slang is most confusing.
IamNOTaManWhore:
Ah don't worry Omi. You'll get it, someday…
Gr8estEvlEva:
This was a pointless endeavor Wuya.
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
It was fun though, and you have got to admit scaring those little
kids yesterday in that chat room was pretty funny.
Gr8estEvlEva:
You got me there
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe
has invited YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense to join
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense
has entered the room
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
A thousand deaths await you the next time we meet Wuya.
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
Don't make promises you can't keep Chase baby.
TheCatsMeow
has entered the room
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
It is not a promise Wuya but a guarantee.
TheCatsMeow:
Can someone explain to me why the name of this chat room is The
Heylin Side Rulz?
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
Because Wuya and Bean lack any and all creative knowledge.
Gr8estEvlEva:
This coming from the man who couldn't make up his own screen name!
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
We seem to be missing our jester. Katnappe dear, why has Jackie
not graced us with his very unwelcome presence?
Gr8estEvlEva:
Yes why is the little bug not here? He would prove to be most
entertaining.
TheCatsMeow:
You know I have no idea, probably off crying himself to sleep
cause his dear Chase hates him.
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
Ah, the wonderful life of a love sick fan boy. Maybe he'll drown in
his tears and we'll be rid of him for good.
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
Do not care to hope for just a fate for Spicer. He may just surprise
you one day Wuya.
TheCatsMeow:
The only surprise he'll get out of me is if he manages to make a
robot that DOESN'T completely suck!
TheREALDragonWarrior:
You know maybe you should just talk to this guy. It could be just one
BIG misunderstanding.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Very doubtful. He's not the type to talk about his feelings. He'd
rather stab me in the heart with a rusty and blunt dagger.
TheREALDragonWarrior:
You are taking figuratively right?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Yeah I wish. He REALLY would stab me. Threw me off a cliff once.
TheREALDragonWarrior:
O.O … you can't be serious?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Dead serious, granted I didn't fall very far before I caught onto a
ledge and saved myself. But he did throw me off of it. There were
jagged rocks at the bottom and everything.
TheREALDragonWarrior:
And you love this guy, why?
KimixKeiko4Life
has entered the room
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Because he's EVERYTHING I'm not. He's like my other half. When
I'm around him, I feel complete. You know?
KimixKeiko4Life:
Awe that is SO romantic!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
O.o? Romantic? I wasn't trying to be romantic…
TheREALDragonWarrior:
Sorry kid, had to get her in here. Kim here is the BEST when it comes
to love and stuff. And if you still love this guy after he threw you
off a freaking cliff, you need all the help you can get.
KimixKeiko4Life:
You might want to TRY to be romantic with this guy. The sudden change
in attitude might actually work.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
But he already knows how much I like him. I can't make it any
clearer! And he'd kill me if I brought him flowers or chocolates.
TheREALDragonWarrior:
So change yourself a bit; if you act NOT like you, maybe you can get
him to like the REAL you. You know what I mean?
KimixKeiko4Life:
A personality make over!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
I think I got you. You want me to do a 180 with my personality.
Instead of acting like a lovesick puppy, I act more like I have no
interest at all in him. Right?
KimixKeiko4Life:
BINGO!
TheREALDragonWarrior:
You so got it!
IamNOTaManWhore:
Dojo and Kimiko want me to search for this chat room that Dojo made.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Why in tarnation would Dojo make a chat room?
MostPowerfulWarrior:
Maybe he wishes for the room to chat?
IamNOTaManWhore:
Not touching that one Omi… But Clay I guess they are trying to help
some sap with his love life.
MostPowerfulWarrior:
They are helping trees with the rooms that chat?
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Ah Omi partner, how about you leave the talking to us kay?
MostPowerfulWarrior:
We should be training our bodies not wasting time with computers
anyways!
IamNOTaManWhore:
Yeah sure thing Omi. You go train; we're going to find the chat
room. Right Clay?
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
I don't know Raimundo. Messin' with other people's lives just
doesn't seem right.
MostPowerfulWarrior
has signed off
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
That's VERY odd
Gr8estEvlEva:
What is odd?
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
You all know Jack's screen name was that lame "EvilBoyGenius"
right?
TheCatsMeow:
Yeah? It was a pretty lame name, so we couldn't really forget it.
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
I know! I tried to tell him when he made it that it was lame, but did
he listen? NO. Does he EVER listen? NO!
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
Get to the point Wuya
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
Right sorry…
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
I went to go and see if maybe he had updated his blog thing. But his
name and profile keeps coming up with a message that says: "Sorry,
this page could not be found"! He deleted his freaking screen name!
TheCatsMeow:
No way. Why would he do that?
Gr8estEvlEva:
Probably trying to get our attention, the little worm.
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
If that was his plan, than it has seemed to work.
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
That little punk, he's ruining all of our fun!
TheCatsMeow:
That's Jack for ya, the selfish little rich brat.
IamNOTaManWhore
has entered the room
GoodOleCountrayBoy
has entered the room
KimixKeiko4Life:
Hey you guys!
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
'ello there Kimiko.
IamNOTaManWhore:
Yeah, yeah. Where's the dweeb with the romance problem?
TheREALDragonWarrior:
Rai be nice.
KimixKeiko4Life:
Yeah Rai, don't go calling people you don't know names!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Wow, I don't think I've even been stood up for before. It feels
weird. But it's not needed. I've heard worse.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Even if ya had, it's not right for him to talk to ya like that.
KimixKeiko4Life:
Clay's right. Rai apologize right now!
IamNOTaManWhore:
Fine! Um… Person I don't know the name of, sorry for calling you
a dweeb. I'm sure you're a really great person and everything
like that.
TheREALDragonWarrior:
See that wasn't so hard, now was it?
IamNOTaManWhore:
A part of me died I think… I think it was the left part…
KimixKeiko4Life
is away: Gone to beat Raimundo to a bloody pulp! All welcome to join!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Someone have a camera to video tape that? It'd be great
entertainment for later!
TheREALDragonWarrior
is away: Going to play peacemaker… I hope!
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Sorry bout Rai. He's sort of lacking in the compassion
department.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
It's really no big deal. Like I've said, I've heard worse.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
I guess.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
So um, you're Clay then?
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Sure am. And you? I don't think I heard Kimiko say your name.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
That's cause she never asked for it.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Ah, I see.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
So what is your name?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Jonathan
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Where ya from? I'm from Texas.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Originally? I was born in Hong Kong. But since then I've traveled
all over the world at least twice. Now I live in a nice small town in
the middle of nowhere.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Out in the country type of nowhere? Or middle of a big city and don't
really care which way type of nowhere?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
First one. But we don't have any animals. Mom's got bad allergies
to about everything except fish. And she hates the smell of them.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
You don't even have a dog?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Never really wanted one. Odd huh? Every little boy is supposed to
want a puppy at some point. Guess I missed out.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
I never had a dog, but I lived on a Beef Ranch. So we had lots of
animals.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Cows make good pets?
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Bit dirty, bit smelly, and don't talk much.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Just like a cat.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Cept cows give milk cat's just drink it.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
That's true.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
So Jon, do you go to school or something?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
I was home schooled until I was 12, then I passed all the tests in
the school and graduated by the time I was 13. So I'm just at home
all day. Working on house chores, or one of my hobbies. What about
you?
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Nah, school ain't for me. I'm training at a temple now. Going to
be one of those Warrior Monks.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Must be pretty exciting.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
It's got its moments.
KimixKeiko4Life
is back
KimixKeiko4Life:
Miss me?
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
What ya do to poor Rai? He's holding his backside as if he was just
kicked by a mule.
KimixKeiko4Life:
Kicked him a few times, maybe used a little fire.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
You guys are all training to be Warrior Monks?
KimixKeiko4Life:
Yup, sure are. Damn you guys were getting indebt here weren't ya?
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Just a little cit chat that's all.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Yeah it's not like we asked each other life altering questions or
anything.
IamNOTaManWhore:
THAT HURT KIMIKO!
TheREALDragonWarrior
has returned
TheREALDragonWarrior:
I can't say you didn't deserve all of that Raimundo.
IamNOTaManWhore:
What kind of friends are you? Should have stayed with Wuya…
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
O.O
KimixKeiko4Life:
O.O
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Wuya?
IamNOTaManWhore:
Stupid old hag Heylin witch. Thought she could buy me out of my
friendships.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Heylin? As in the crap those losers in "The Heylin Side Rulz"
chat room?
TheREALDragonWarrior:
They made a chat room?
KimixKeiko4Life:
DUDES! We HAVE to go in there!!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Why?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Nothing wrong with this room…
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
I like THIS room!
IamNOTaManWhore:
Then you stay here. We'll go!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Then I'll be alone though…
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
DON'T LEAVE!
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Then come with us partner.
KimixKeiko4Life:
Yeah it'll be fun.
TheREALDragonWarrior:
Don't worry; the Xiaolin Dragons will protect you…
IamNOTaManWhore
has left the room
GoodOleCountrayBoy
has left the room
KimixKeiko4Life
has left the room
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Damn… Not what I wanted to do today…
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife
has left the room
TheREALDragonWarrior:
…
TheREALDragonWarrior
has left the room
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
It doesn't seem like something Spicer would do.
Gr8estEvlEva:
The over grown lizard is right. The boy doesn't seem like the type to
come up with this good of a plan.
IamNOTaManWhore has entered
the room
KimixKeiko4Life has entered the room
GoodOleCountrayBoy
has entered the room
TheREALDragonWarrior has entered the
room
TheCatsMeow: What the hell is going
on?
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense: It would seem that your
over active creativity has enabled the Xiaolin Warriors to find us.
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe: I don't get it! Where the
hell is JACK? He's not even answering his cell phone! Why the hell
did I steal him one if he never USES it?
KimixKeiko4Life:
Jack Spicer has a cell phone?
IamNOTaManWhore: Hey Clay
where'd our new friend go?
TheREALDragonWarrior: Don't
think he's going to follow us. He said something pretty weird when
you all left...
GoodOleCountrayBoy: What he say
Dojo?
TheCatsMeow: Wuya give the girly girl Jackie's phone
number. Maybe he'll pick up for her.
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
Where is the youngest monk?
IamNOTaManWhore: Omi's out
training. He doesn't like the new computers...
TheREALDragonWarrior:
He said, and I quote: "Damn… Not what I wanted to do
today…"
KimixKeiko4Life: Yea Wuya give me Spicer's
number. I'll call him.
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe: Just
tell him to get his ass online... 867 - 6423
Gr8estEvlEva has
signed off
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense: Seems that
Bean believes himself to cool to hang out with us any
longer.
TheCatsMeow: Who cares...
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
I'll IM our new friend to see where he went off
to...
IamNOTaManWhore: You do that... Kimiko just walked
outside to use her phone...
GoodOleCountrayBoy: Why
aren't ya joining the chat?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: I
really don't want to bother all of you.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
You ain't going to bother anyone. Join the
room...
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: Fine... But don't except
me to talk much...
KimixKeiko4Life: He's not
picking up for me either girls... Maybe Chase should try. He always
seems to answer him.
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense: I will
not waste my time tracking Spicer down so these women may chase him
off.
IamNOTaManWhore: Kimiko I'll give it a shot, he
doesn't know my number.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife has entered the
room
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife is away: "I'm a nightmare, a
disaster. That's what they always say. I'm a lost cause, not a hero.
But I'll make it on my own. I've gotta prove them wrong. Me against
the world. It's me against the world."
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
He ain't going to be talkin' much. But at least he's
here.
TheCatsMeow: Who's he? Your
boyfriend?
GoodOleCountrayBoy: Nah, just a friend of Dojo's
who we were helping with some relationship
problems...
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe: Hopeless
romantic who's girl is losing interest in him?
TheREALDragonWarrior:
More like a lost and confused teenage boy with a major crush. Poor
kid is so deep in love with this guy who won't even blink at
him.
Jack: Hello?
Rai: Spicer you
answered!
Jack: Well duh I answered. It is MY phone. How'd
YOU get my number? And why the hell is Kimiko calling me?
Rai:
Why do you sound as if you've been crying?
Jack: Answer the
question Raimundo, or I'm hanging up.
Rai: All right geeze.
Wuya gave Kimiko and me your number to call you to see why you aren't
online.
Jack: I deleted my account. I was sick of them
using me as their fucking little comic relief.
Rai: I
see... Make a new account then and come hang out with us.
Jack:
I'd rather not.
Rai: You are crying aren't you?
Jack:
Screw you Pedrosa!
Rai: Dude chill I was only trying to be
friendly!
Jack: No you're being condescending. I don't need
it Raimundo. I really don't.
Rai: Ever thought of getting a
few friends Spicer? Maybe some that wont try to stab you in the back
with every turn?
Jack: I'm hanging up now...
Rai:
Fine whatever. Be a little baby. See if I care.
IamNOTaManWhore:
You guys Spicer's really out of it... He sounds either drugged up or
drunk... Plus it sounded as if he had been
crying...
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe: He picked up for
you?
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense: Perhaps someone should
go over to see if he is all right?
TheREALDragonWarrior:
Just what I was thinking... Raimundo, he talked to you. So I think
you should go.
KimixKeiko4Life: Yeah that sounds like a
good idea.
TheCatsMeow: What about his account? Is he
getting on or not?
IamNOTaManWhore: He said he deleted his
account cause he was sick of being used as your comic relief. He sort
of hissed that out... He sounded so upset...
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
I don't blame him. With everything that these folk do to him. I
wouldn't be surprised if he sliced his wrists a
bit...
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense: Spicer isn't that
far gone yet...
IamNOTaManWhore: He sounded close to it...
Real close...
KimixKeiko4Life: So go Rai... I'll shut down
your computer!
TheREALDragonWarrior has signed
off
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense: When you get
there... Call Wuya's cell and tell us what is happening... If he HAS
sliced his wrists just let the phone ring once. I'll teleport
over.
IamNOTaManWhore: Right... See ya in a bit Kimiko,
Clay.
IamNOTaManWhore has signed off
KimixKeiko4Life:
I hope he's okay... Ashley, you live close by... Why didn't you just
go over there?
TheCatsMeow: My nails are wet... plus I
don't really care what happens to him. One less idiot in the
world.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife has
returned
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: Perhaps he isn't an
idiot at all. Perhaps he hides behind a mask of idiotic to protect
himself from the pain the world brings...
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Jon are you okay partner?
KimixKeiko4Life: Never really
thought about that... Could Spicer be far smarter than we give him
credit for?
GoodOleCountrayBoy: He does build all those
robots we destroy...
TheCatsMeow: Crappy things he probably
gets from a box...
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: I wasn't aware
that you could purchase robots in a box, ready to build...
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe: You can't... Jack builds
them by hand... No box... But it all seemed so simple when he does
it... I never paid much attention.
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
Spicer is one surprising person. It would not however surprise me if
he were indeed a genius.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: Coming
from someone who's built a robot... It takes weeks of planning and
placement... Then the AIs need to be programmed, and that could take
months... If this Jack is building them like they are cheap toys...
He's gotta be something.
KimixKeiko4Life: My father owns a
video game company... It takes years just to make ONE video game...
And he's got hundreds of workers...
TheCatsMeow: Video
Games and Robots are different
GoodOleCountrayBoy: The AIs
aren't much different though...
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
Perhaps all of that crap in Jack's lab actually does something...
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: Hang on a minute... People are
pounding on my door...
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: is away: Stupid
people... This is why I HATE HUMANS!
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
Your new friend seems to know his stuff.
TheCatsMeow: Yeah
that's sort of odd.
KimixKeiko4Life: Everyone's gotta
have a hobby, his might just be computers... Lots of people dig
robots and stuff.
GoodOleCountrayBoy: Yeah, and he's said
that he's already graduated high
school...
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe: How old is he
exactly?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife has
returned
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: I'm
16
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: And I really don't appreciate
being spoken of behind my back. It's extremely
rude.
GoodOleCountrayBoy: Sorry partner didn't mean any
offense behind it.
KimixKeiko4Life: yeah we were just
talking that's all.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: It's fine... I
have to go though... I might get on later. But I doubt
it...
GoodOleCountrayBoy: Going to see your boy? Try what
Kimiko and Dojo told you to?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife: I
might. Talk to you all later.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife has
signed off
IamNOTaManWhore has entered the room
IamNOTaManWhore:
Jack's fine everyone... Just so you all know
KimixKeiko4Life:
Are you with him now Rai?
IamNOTaManWhore: Yeah I am...
he's glaring over my shoulder... No cuts on any part of his visible
body. No blood anywhere. Just really loud music and a VERY moody
Spicer.
TheCatsMeow: He probably just wants
attention.
IamNOTaManWhore: FUCK YOU
ASH-LEY!
IamNOTaManWhore: x.x sorry bout that... He's NOT
in a good mood...
GoodOleCountrayBoy: Well we're glad
you're alright partner. You had us all worried.
TheCatsMeow:
Speak for yourself... I could have cared less if he slit his
wrists.
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe: If he died, I'd
have no one to push around any more. That wouldn't be any
fun...
IamNOTaManWhore: He says he hates you both and he
doesn't need the goodie two shoes pity.
-.-
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense: What has set off his
mood swing?
KimixKeiko4Life: Yeah where did all this come
from anyhow?
TheCatsMeow: he's an attention whore... How
many times do I have to tell you people...
IamNOTaManWhore:
He claims he isn't going to tell me shit... Did you all know he's got
a ferret? It's so cute! It's chasing Dojo around his bedroom right
now!
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe: He let you in his
room????
KimixKeiko4Life: Ferrets are too cute! Is it a
white one?
TheCatsMeow: Doubt his room is anything
interesting...
IamNOTaManWhore: It's not Kimiko. It's
black with these big blue eyes. He named it Clue. Have no idea why.
Won't tell me. As for his room... All I have to say is
WOW!
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense: That is not much of a
description.
KimixKeiko4Life: Yeah Rai... Spill
it!
TheCatsMeow: I'm telling you people... It can't be that
great! It's JACK SPICER for Christ
sake!
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe: He actually LET you
in his room??? Even while I was ghostly I wasn't aloud in
there!
IamNOTaManWhore: Most of his furniture was made in
India. He says his parents, send him stuff from all over but he keeps
most of the stuff from India in his room. It's got dark purples and
reds all over the place. I feel like I'm in some palace or
something!
GoodOleCountrayBoy: I'm guessing ya'll aren't
returning any time soon?
KimixKeiko4Life: India has the
best styles... All the silk and stuff from there... I bet it's all
nice and comfy...
IamNOTaManWhore: His bed isn't even a
bed... It's a bunch of over stuffed Indian pillows all stuck together
to form a big mat on the floor... Though it's about the size of a
Queen size bed... He's even got a canopy that covers it. And he's got
a black fuzzy rug... It's so comfortable!
TheCatsMeow:
Sounds WAY to feminine to me...
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
Sounds interesting...
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe: I'm
so jealous... I wanna see it!
KimixKeiko4Life: Me
too!!
IamNOTaManWhore: Jack says no way in hell he's
letting any of you into his room. Claims it's his secret place... I
don't really blame him... And we'll be back soon Clay... Dojo is
demanding to leave. He doesn't want to become Ferret
food.
KimixKeiko4Life: Awe... poor Dojo!
IamNOTaManWhore
has signed off
Jack:
You two won't tell them about my new screen name will you?
Rai:
Nah, though I am confused why you would make a new screen name.
Jack:
To get away from them.
Rai:
There is an ignore button you know.
Jack:
I know… But if I ignore them they just end up flooding my e-mail.
This was much easier.
Rai:
I guess…
Jack:
Look, just don't say anything.
Rai:
I won't I already told you that. But one thing…
Jack:
What?
Rai:
How DO you make all those robots so quickly?
Jack:
By hand. It's how all-good robots are made. And before you say
anything else. My robots are in fact only working at half power most
of the time. I would get FAR to much attention if my robots worked at
full power.
Rai:
That does make sense.
Dojo:
RAIMUNDO!!!!
Jack:
You should go. Before Clue eats your dragon.
Rai:
Right, talk to ya later Johnny boy.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife
has signed on
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
How'd it go with your boy?
KimixKeiko4Life:
Yes tell us!
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
Not that I know what's going on, but spill the beans kid. Can't
keep secrets in here!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Actually I can keep secrets here, since I don't know any of you
well enough to tell you shit.
TheCatsMeow:
He's just wasting time. He doesn't really have a boy. Bet he's
just doing it for someone to pity him. Well go somewhere else brat
boy.
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
I believe the over grown fur-ball wanna be has a point.
KimixKeiko4Life:
That's not fair, why would someone make up something like that?
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
Like Katnappe said, he wants pity and attention! Which I might add
you are all giving him! He's just as bad as Spicer!
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
Actually he is not even half as bad as Spicer, as he has not told one
of his lame jokes yet.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
I'm afraid to burst your bubble; I'm not one for bad jokes. And I
only came back to leave for good. I don't think any of you are
truly worth my time.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Now that ain't fair. We were attempting to help ya.
KimixKeiko4Life:
Yeah it's not our fault that Chase, Wuya, and Katnappe fail at
life.
TheCatsMeow:
Excuse me? I do NOT fail at anything thank you!
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
And since I have no idea what the hell that means. I am ignoring it.
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
How does one fail at life?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
You have got to be kidding me. You people are so dumb!
IamNOTaManWhore
has signed on
IamNOTaManWhore:
I have returned!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Welcome back, but I think you would be better just leaving
again. Maybe going to see a friend?
TheCatsMeow:
What the hell are you on weird kid?
KimixKeiko4Life:
Excuse me a sec guys… I want to try something.
KimixKeiko4Life
is away: Hack Hack Hack away, Hack until you drop. They will never
bother you; Hacking'll make them stop!
IamNOTaManWhore:
What's she doing?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
It's not going to be easy Kimi. Hacking takes a lot of work,
especially with a simple laptop.
TheCatsMeow
has signed off
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
I gotta get in on this… It'll be fun!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife
is away: Hack Hack Hack away, Hack until you drop. They will never
bother you; Hacking'll make them stop!
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
I believe our friend Johnny has gotten himself a friend in Kimi.
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
Why the hell is my computer playing "Ding Dong the Witch is
dead"???
IamNOTaManWhore:
Oh man Kimi!
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Nah I think that was Jon. Kimi doesn't like the musical stuff
remember?
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
This is NOT funny!
IamNOTaManWhore:
Oh oh oh! What's happening to you Chase?
KimixKeiko4Life
has returned
KimixKeiko4Life:
I didn't do anything to you Wuya. Nor am I messing with Chase.
I just deleted Katnappe's account though.
KimixKeiko4Life:
Whoa, he stole my away message!
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
I am Wuya; I am a spiteful old hag who couldn't even convince a
16-year-old boy to let me watch him masturbate.
IamNOTaManWhore:
Oh damn…
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
This kid is good…
KimixKeiko4Life:
Very good… It's kind of creepy though.
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
I am Chase Young. I delight in the pain and torture of others. But
most of all I enjoy watching an 11 year old boy bathe. Even though I
know that the 11 year old is far smarter than I will never dream of
being.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife
has returned
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Well remote access to their computers was rather easy to get. It was
kind of disappointing.
KimixKeiko4Life:
I didn't know you could do stuff like that.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
What did ya do?
IamNOTaManWhore:
I knew you were good, but DAMN… Did you really have her computer
play that?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
I did indeed Raimundo. I sent Chase naked pictures of an old lady
too. But I bet he didn't tell any of you that.
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
You little twerp!
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
If I EVER find you, you will wish you had never done that!
KimixKeiko4Life:
You two will stay away from him. Can't you take a joke?
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Seems not Kimiko.
IamNOTaManWhore:
Something tells me that he did more to them than he's telling…
IamNOTaManWhore
is away: Using the phone
Jack:
Yo?
Rai:
What did you do Spicer? And don't give me bullshit.
Jack:
I deleted his recipe for his Lao-Mang-Lon Soup. Chase knows that I
have a copy of it though. So he'll have to come here if he wants
any of his precious soup.
Rai:
Dude, that's like, Evil!
Jack:
Now I could have sworn that I have been introducing myself as Jack
Spicer: EVIL Boy Genius for all these years.
Rai:
Well yeah you have been, I never thought you could do something like
this. Chase could die without that soup.
Jack:
I wont let him die. I… well you know why.
Rai:
Yeah, but still. What if he doesn't come to you?
Jack:
He will. He's got pride, but he also knows that he needs that soup.
He isn't like Wuya. He'll seek help if he truly needs it.
Rai:
I do hope you're right.
Jack:
I am, now get back in the chat. I've been ignoring it since you
called and I don't need them thinking that I'm talking to you.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Raimundo, who are you calling?
KimixKeiko4Life:
Omi wants someone to train with, Clay how about you go?
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
I don't much care. Where's Rai? He's not at his computer.
KimixKeiko4Life:
I don't know, but I wish he'd hurry.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Maybe he's on the phone with his girlfriend?
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
He doesn't have a girlfriend. I believe he's been on the phone
with YOU!
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
Yes! You're working with those stupid monks!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Don't make me laugh. I wouldn't work with goodie goodies like
them. No offense you guys.
KimixKeiko4Life:
None taken.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Don't much care, Omi and Rai might have a problem with the goodie
goodies line though.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Yeah, well I don't know him do I?
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense:
I think you do.
YouWasteMyTimeWithThisNonsense
is away: You don't need to know
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Uh Oh…
KimixKeiko4Life:
What happened?
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Johnny? You okay their bud?
IamNOTaManWhore
has returned
IamNOTaManWhore:
Back Yo!
KimixKeiko4Life:
Where have you been?
IamNOTaManWhore:
On the phone
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
That boy is SO going to get it! HA Chase has found him!
IamNOTaManWhore:
What??
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Chase just up and left Rai
KimixKeiko4Life:
This is bad Rai we need to help Jon.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Chill all of you! I'm fine. In fact, I'm better than fine.
And Rai, I told you so.
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife
is away: Pay backs a bitch, and he's about to become mine!
IamNOTaManWhore:
Um?
KimixKeiko4Life:
I am SO confused!
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
Yeah, me too Kimi. Maybe I will take Omi up on his offer.
KimixKeiko4Life:
Same here.
IamNOTaManWhore:
Think I'll stick around. See if Johnny gets his man.
GoodOleCountrayBoy:
All right then Rai. Tell us about it later?
KimixKeiko4Life:
Yeah, memorize all the dirt so you can tell us later.
KimixKeiko4Life
has signed off
GoodOleCountrayBoy
has signed off
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe:
Spill the beans Rai: Johnny is Spicer isn't he?
IamNOTaManWhore:
How the hell should I know?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife
has returned
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Hang on a minute Rai…
TheWickedWitchHasGotNothinOnMe
has signed off
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
There! She's been deleted and her computer will now only play "Ding
Dong The Witch Is Dead" whenever she tries to log on.
IamNOTaManWhore:
How'd it go with Chase?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Chase is right here actually. I just showed him some of the things
that I've been working on. And we talked a bit.
IamNOTaManWhore:
So it's all good then?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Oh yeah. But I have to warn you, I'm from now on: I am serious when
I claim to want to take over the world.
IamNOTaManWhore:
So we got our arch nemesis back?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
You bet your ass Pedrosa.
TheREALDragonWarrior
has signed on
TheREALDragonWarrior:
Yo Rai, we gotta go!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Same here… Good luck to you Pedrosa, you'll need it.
IamNOTaManWhore:
I'm on my way Dojo!
IamNOTaManWhore:
You wont get there first Spicer! Dojo's faster than your
robots!
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
To bad for you that I have a dragon too, one who can TELEPORT!
TheREALDragonWarrior:
Um… What's going on?
IamNOTaManWhore:
DOJO MOVE IT! WE GOTTA GO NOW!
IamNOTaManWhore
has signed off
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Yes hurry… Before Chase and I teleport to the wu.
TheREALDragonWarrior:
Oh… You're a bad guy still huh?
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife:
Never said I wasn't
TheREALDragonWarrior:
True, well… Guess I better go. Glad to have you back, I think.
TheREALDragonWarrior
has signed off
AngstIsntAGameItsMyLife
has signed off
Chase:
Shall we go?
Jack:
Nah, we should give them a few more minutes. It's no fun if we get
the wu and leave before they see us.
Chase:
Not very evil of you Jack.
Jack:
Got your work cut out for you then huh Chase?
Chase:
Well, maybe not so much work. Did you really hack into Wuya's
computer?
Jack:
Yup I did. Pity I couldn't do more to her.
Chase:
Oh we can, it'll just have to wait until after World Domination.
Jack:
See, this is why I fell in love with you.
Chase:
I thought it was my charming good lucks and witty personality.
Jack:
Well, it was that too. Oh and the tail is a kick ass turn on.
Author's Ending Note: So what did you all think of my great craptastic crack fic? Feel free to review it if you want to but I don't really plan on getting many. Since this fic is crap. I know it's crap. Don't waste your time reviewing to tell me it's crap. Thank you!