Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto.

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A/N: Hey there, everyone. First, I want to thank you for the reviews, because they do mean a lot to me (though I do need to get better at replying to them; bad me). Sorry it took so long to update this, but my health and personal problems had me distracted, and I kind of got stuck trying to finish the end of this chapter. I only hope it was worth the wait.

Anyway, my little rant from last chapter was just me letting off some steam from something else that I had no control over, so I don't want anyone thinking I'm some kind of authormonger who won't let anyone write this pairing. I'm all for anyone who wants to write this pairing, or any pairing they feel like writing about. But if you use a similar plotline or borrow an idea from someone else's story, then you should definitely give credit to the person who you took it from. So, I hope mjrahabim got my reply and apology for making it seem like I was pointing fingers when I didn't mean too, and I do hope you continue your story.

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Important to this story: I've decided to write Jiraiya a little differently than what people might perceive him to be. Mainly that though he is an outright pervert in looking at women and trying to flirt with them, he is not scoring with every female he meets. This is fanfiction, so I'm taking the liberty of writing how I want to write his character the way I feel like it. If you don't like it, don't bother sending me a flame when I just stated this is fanfiction (and obviously AU). I'm the author of this work, and I'm going to use my creative freedom to write it how I see fit. (I felt like I had to say this now before someone complains to me about it.)

Also, I'm still not sure about the ending of this chapter, but I just wanted to get this done and over with. If it seems rushed, ridiculous, or Ooc, just remember it's sticking with the silliness of this story. And you might notice that some words/sentences are similar in describing certain things during the Jir/Hina 'love scene' in this chapter from the first one, because it's meant to. I did that purposely to make it seem like they are both 'feeling/seeing' the same thing, but from different point of views of course.

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Warning: This story is rated M for a reason. With Jiraiya in the story, there is bound to be sexual situations. Also, the characters could and possibly be Ooc. And you just might get a laugh out of this story. Beware!!!

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Chapter 2, Part II

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As two of them began their fourth bottle, Jiraiya noticed the agitation of the Byakugan wielder, but ignored it in favor of the tempting red-head sitting at the bar. He was more than surprised when the young kunoichi got up and went over to the other woman to have a little chat, with him as the topic of discussion by the way they kept looking at him.

However, he didn't complain one bit as they both returned to the table, and the red-head started to flirt shamelessly with him (what can he say, he was irresistible). And when the other two stood to leave, he barely paid attention to the girl saying something about heading back to the inn. The Sannin wasn't worried since they were staying at the same place (he was informed by the drunken blond), and he was too busy with his new lady friend to care.

After a few more drinks, he and the red-head exited the bar to mosey on to his room for some late-night hanky-panky. He was almost giddy with excitement at the thought of getting some action. It had been awhile since he had been with a woman, and he felt like falling to knees to thank Kami for the 'loving' he was about to get tonight. But of course, nothing seemed to be going right for him these days.

Just as they stepped outside, a big, burly man came rushing at them and socked him good with a mean right hook (maybe he did have a little too much sake). Shaking the wooziness away, the jounin heard the man and the woman arguing over his prone body. From what he could figure out, it appeared that the 'giant' was the red-head's boyfriend and that the Sannin was being used to make the man jealous, on account of him making a pass on some hussy, and she was getting even by teasing the older man (which crushed him internally, because that meant he was not getting any this night). Leaving the two to solve their problems (and to not get hit anymore), Jiraiya grumpily went to the inn for now much-needed sleep (and perhaps a cold shower).

While climbing the first flight of stairs, he happened across the Hyuga girl trying to lure his former disciple towards what he assumed would be her room. Still ticked off that he had no company for the evening, the white-haired man concluded that it was only fair no one else should get lucky if he wasn't (which he believed they were trying to do).

Proud of his decision, he called out to Naruto and made small talk while discreetly watching the young woman's reaction. He could see the frustration on her pretty face because her 'seduction' was being ruined by his presence (oh, he knew her plan all right seeing as he failed at it many times before), so he decided to 'torment' the girl for some fun (it was better than the boy laughing at him). Greeting her with a sly comment and his most lecherous grin, Jiraiya was pleased to see the blush spread across her cheeks and down her neck. However, he didn't get another chance to do anything else, because naturally Naruto butted in once he saw his charming smile directed her way.

The older jounin seriously wanted to laugh when the blond inferred that he shouldn't be sizing up the kunoichi like the other women he usually picked up to sleep with. The funny part was he actually never had sex with the ladies who kept him company only at the bar. He could wine and dine them, but couldn't 'seal the deal' as they didn't want anything other than to be seen with him and get a free meal out of it.

In truth, it probably had been over two years or so ago (ok, it was more, but who was counting) since he had slept with a female. He was walking through the woods one day when he came upon a woman living in a cabin. She introduced herself as 'Shina' and told her tale of why she lived alone. The late-thirty-ish female was a widow who had lost her husband several years earlier and choose to move away from her hometown because the memories were too painful.

As she finished her story, the Sannin did his best to comfort her and was quite surprised when she asked if he would had sex with her (now that was out of the blue). He was going to refuse her request (damn his conscience), but she pleaded that it had been so long and she only wished to feel the touch of a man once more. Before her unshed tears could fall, he gave in and they had wild, hot sex all night, in several positions, on many surfaces.

The next day while merrily strolling in a nearby village he overheard a couple of police officers warning a group of men and women to beware of the solitary female living in the forest. Curious as to why they would warn anyone about sweet 'Shina', he moved closer to hear better and almost went into shock at what was said.

Apparently, sweet 'Shina' was 'Marise' the sex-aholic who was arrested and banished from the village for her out of control behavior (sex slaves was beyond pushing it) and was sentenced to live out her life in a lonely existence with no sexual partners remotely close by (unfortunately he did not know this and was her 'willing' victim; at least he was not made a sex slave... and that was bad, because...?). After that incident, the white-haired man stopped making the effort of 'trying to seduce' a bed partner and stuck with looking at the female body (he did need to research after all).

Breaking away from his momentary lapse, Jiraiya spoke before the blond could and insinuated Hinata was his girl. As he denied the implication, the older jounin watched as the young woman calmly and quietly accepted the boy's declaration like it was nothing. He had thought for sure there was something between the two, but it would seem he was mistaken. By her earlier attempt, it now was clear she yearned for Naruto to simply sate her needs and nothing else.

Damn himself to hell, but he wished he was the knucklehead. To have that hot piece of ass wanting to jump his bones would be a dream come true. Alas, this was reality so that would definitely not be coming true in this lifetime (hehe).

Hating the gloomy feeling from the last thought, he started a petty argument about what exactly was the kunoichi's hair color. The younger jounin believed it was purple, while he insisted it was a deep violet (and wondering if it was the same hue down there). Fortunately, their pointless fight was broken up by the girl whose hair color was in question with a darling little comment about all of them going to bed. Before he could suggest some sort of innuendo, Naruto chimed in with a 'clarification' and prompted him to get moving to his own room.

Yielding to the command (the day was wearing on him), the Sannin dragged the blond boy along just to foil the girl's plan. Even if she wasn't planning on going all the way (maybe she only wanted to be handled), he was sticking to his previous internal proclamation of making sure no one he knew got any action this night (hmm, perhaps he was a bitter old man).

Once they reached their rooms, he prevented Naruto from entering his own and pushed him against his door. The older jounin had a couple of questions for the blond, and he wanted answers now (and he couldn't hold his curiosity back any longer).

"What's your problem, Pervy Sage? I wanna go to b-e-e-e-e-e-d." The young man whined.

"In a minute, kid." Jiraiya huffed. "I just wanted to know what I stumbled upon with you and the cutie pie."

"Huh?" The oh-so articulate answer. "You mean Hinata?"

Giving a deadpan look, "No, the other girl that was there trying to lead you to her room."

"There was?" Somebody had too much sake... if it weren't for the fact he was acting remarkably like himself.

Rubbing a hand down his face in exasperation, the Sannin decided to be more straightforward. "Naruto, were you and Hinata going to her room?" That should be easy enough.

Scratching his ear, the blond responded. "Why would I be going to her room?" Then again, maybe not.

"To spend the night, of course." Seeing the blank face, he elaborated. "Not for a sleepover Naruto, but for sex."

Gaping like a fish, he shook his head and stammered. "W-w-w-hat? I... would never..." Looking away from the older man down the hall, he continued with a furious blush and seriousness. "Hinata's... just a friend."

Snickering to himself, Jiraiya was tempted to inform the boy that he didn't even have to know a person to have sex with them, but decided not to. It would take too much energy to explain the concept, and he didn't have any left to deal with him anymore.

Walking over to younger jounin, he patted him on the head, then shoved the blond back in the direction of his door. Not caring if he figured out how to open it to get inside, Jiraiya waltzed into his own room and firmly closed the wooden panel behind him (he didn't bother to lock it considering he was an infamous ninja). Undressing on his way to the bed, he let the clothes drop wherever they landed (he liked to sleep naked once in a while) and proceeded to crawl onto the firm mattress. Getting into a somewhat comfortable position, he shut his eyes and immediately began to doze off.

Shortly after falling into a light slumber, he thought he heard the door open and close very quietly. Too tired to think on it, he ignored it and the subtle movement within the room to continue sleeping. However, when the blanket was lifted, Jiraiya became most definitely aware someone was there as the person crawled atop his frame. It was apparent the intruder was a female as he felt her breasts brush against his chest, and he had to shift his body to fight off releasing a groan.

Intrigued and uncertain as to why this woman was in his room, the Sannin watched the dark-haired female with half-lidded eyes and struggled to keep his thoughts clear while she began to place kisses on his shoulders and neck. He wanted to push her off and find out who and why she was here, but any questions he had flew out the window when her soft lips made contact with his and her tongue demanded entrance to his mouth. Well, who was he to deny her request (and if she was asking, he was more than willing to give)?

Catching her by surprise with his own greeting tongue, the jounin used the opportunity to explore her mouth in a smoldering kiss and to flip their positions. Noticing he had her thoroughly distracted (he had been told he had magic lips), Jiraiya opened his eyes a little wider to get a clearer look at the moaning female beneath him, and who he saw almost made him stop (almost). The young, supple body belonged to none other than Hinata Hyuga.

He contemplated asking her if she made a mistake, but knew it was pointless. After all, she had the Byakugan and wouldn't make an error like this. The only 'logical' explanation he could think of was she had probably gone to Naruto's room and tried to seduce him again, yet the not-so-bright boy most likely rejected her in his own idiotic way (or in reality, he just couldn't get it up... poor boy). And with her needs not sated, she turned to the one being who could help her with this endeavor: him, Jiraiya the Toad Sage, author of IchaIcha and Master of the Transparency Jutsu (a feat he was quite proud of).

Satisfied with the reason (because what else could it be), the white-haired man returned his attentions to the willing Hyuga under him and their kiss. Eager to move on to better things, he tore his mouth away from hers and trailed kisses down her throat towards her bosom. Marking a fiery path with his lips, Jiraiya quickly captured a puckered nipple and nibbled on it.

He could feel the weight of the breast as it bounced against his chin and was surprised by its size. Wanting to test their fullness, he released the engorged bud to suck on her neck while both his hands greedily grabbed her heaving mounds. Without a doubt, he decided Hinata had the most beautiful and bountiful breasts he ever had the privilege of handling (but Tsunade held the title of 'ginormous boobs' he had ever seen).

Having his fill of roughly massaging the Byakugan wielder's bosom (for now), the jounin's hungry mouth began a journey down her body. He suckled at her stiff nipples again, lavished her stomach with kisses, bit along the outside of her hips, licked at the back of her knees and calves, sucked on her toes, and then worked his way back to the ultimate destination: her glistening core (which he noticed did match her hair color).

Feeling Hinata tense slightly as he got closer to her feminine center, Jiraiya assumed she had never received the splendor of oral pleasure and was simply unaccustomed to the delights it brought. He wanted to 'tsk' at the injustice of it, but decided to use his mouth for the task ahead. The Sannin metaphorically shouldered the 'burden' of being the one to introduce the kunoichi to oral sex, and he would do so with his chin held high.

Before her raised arm could stop him, he attacked her warm folds and bundle of nerves vigorously (and might he add, quite mercilessly too). Her cry of pleasure and the grip on his hair proved how well his introduction was going on her aroused young body. If he could pat himself on the back, the jounin would do so, but... his hands were a little busy at the moment.

Feasting on her juicy snatch, he worked her till she was shaking from her release, and didn't give her time to recuperate before he dove right back in. Jiraiya couldn't get enough of her taste and had to have more of it. He felt like a kid in a candy store... scratch that... more like a convict recently freed from prison who was having his first female in years. Hell, he was a man starved for a meal, and now he was eating good.

After 'helping' her achieve multiple orgasms, he finally listened to her whimpers (which were sexy in his opinion) and parted from Hinata's delectable treat with one last lick. The Sannin prowled up her body while teasing the tips of her breasts into hard peaks, then rested his panting face at the side of her neck. All he could think was, and murmured out loud, 'Damn, this is better than writing IchaIcha!'.

When she moaned at the feel of his heavy arousal between her legs, he couldn't stop himself from pushing into her to the hilt with a sharp thrust after she had wrapped her arms around his waist to encourage him further. Her tight walls gripped him fiercely upon his invasion, and he groaned along with the kunoichi. Jiraiya figured she'd be snug, but this was beyond a tight fit. He didn't want to think what the reason could be for it (she probably did kegel exercises or... never had someone as big as him... yep, that was it), because he was as close to heaven as he could get in her wet channel.

Grinding his pelvis against hers in a circle to stimulate the dark-haired beauty for a few minutes, he then began to gently thrust in and out of her soft body until she was able to match his motions. Once she did, the jounin quickened the pace with harder strokes, and he continued on faster when she pleaded for more and absolutely loved her nails clawing at his back for doing so.

He could feel his release approaching, so he hurried his ever-increasing jerky movements while lifting the young woman's leg over his shoulder to have her 'let go' first (because he would sooooo not embarrass or shame himself by going before her). As she tossed her head back in a silent scream from her orgasm, he pierced her once more and emptied his load inside her, then collapsed onto her shuddering body.

Struggling for breath from their activities, Jiraiya was able to calm down when she rubbed her hands along his back, and he rewarded Hinata with some light kisses on her jaw line. Soon after, he pulled his length out of her to lay down on the bed, then dragged the satisfied girl on top of him. He let her sleep for a little bit before he was raring to go again, and being the gentleman he was, he woke her in the best way he could: by driving his reawakened arousal into her. After that round, the Sannin decided the third time's the charm. So, he allowed the kunoichi a short rest, then took her again. When she passed out from her intense release, he followed suit with his infamous lecherous grin on his face and a single thought...

Dreams really do come true!!!

The morning light rolled into the room causing the white-haired man to awake with a slight groan. Jiraiya felt like he didn't get any sleep, but suddenly couldn't care less when he realized the reason for his tiredness was still slumbering atop his body (and deliciously straddling his hips). He thought for sure she would have left by now, and he arrogantly congratulated himself for a 'job well done' in wearing her out.

Watching Hinata in curiosity, he saw a smile spread across her face as she rose to the waking world and smugly took credit for it. Despite his age, the jounin's bedroom abilities and prowess were above par, and the girl's reaction from not only last night, but from this morning as well, was proof enough: his mojo was still flowing strong.

He was taken by surprise though when she sat up quickly and didn't understand why. However, all coherent thinking left his mind as he got a very clear view of her abundant chest. The Sannin heard her ask something and answered absentmindedly, because the only thoughts running in his mind while his nose began to bleed were: I tapped that... I nailed her... I hit that... I did her... I boinked that... I screwed her...good.

As he attempted to reach for her breasts to see if they were real (since so many had implants these days... not that he was complaining), Hinata had slapped his hands away and jumped off his body. He wanted to laugh as she pitifully tried to cover herself up, instead he propped himself up comfortably and casually spoke to the fidgety girl.

"What's the point in hiding yourself when I've seen it all, Doll Face?" He bluntly told her without one ounce of shame in his voice. Besides, what did he have to be ashamed about? He gave her a night that she would never forget. EVER. For he was Jiraiya the... oh, you get the picture.

"I-I-I... y-y-you... w-w-we..." She stuttered pathetically.

In a moment of brief clarity (who could concentrate with a sexy naked woman in front of them), it occurred to him there was a possibility that their night together happened because of a mistake. He had tasted the sake in her mouth, yet tossed the implication of it aside for her moves and actions were very bold in what she wanted. The jounin didn't think to question it, but now he was wondering if he should have. Wishing to resolve the issue, he chose to be direct and maybe get some clear-cut answers.

"Yes, we..." He didn't finish, because at that moment a certain knucklehead ninja came barging into his room.

"Hey, Pervy Sage! Did... H-H-Hinata?" The younger jounin stammered at the young woman's nude form.

While he wanted to wring the fool's neck for interrupting, Jiraiya was able to see the truth in the girl's reaction. Though she didn't say anything, he could see the embarrassment, and perhaps regret, in her eyes. It stung his ego a bit to catch those emotions, but he brushed it aside. Sex was sex, and he could honestly say that he, at least, had a good time last night. So, when the Byakugan wielder left and the boy fainted, he didn't bat an eyelash at the situation.

Coming back to the present from his trip down memory lane (and successfully appeasing his conscience), Jiraiya noticed Naruto had curled into a ball on his floor and looked like he was pawing something in his dreams. Rolling his dark eyes at the silly gestures, he set down his notebook on the nightstand and rose from the mattress to put on a pair of boxers. Once on, the Sannin lifted a 'conveniently' placed water-filled pitcher and dumped its contents over the snoring blond. Sitting back on the bed as the boy sputtered helplessly from the lovely wake-up call, he waited for the no doubt loud response with an amused grin.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" The younger jounin yelled indignantly as he wiped the liquid off his face.

Shrugging his shoulders, "I had nothing else better to do." And at that moment, he really didn't.

"Why you son-of-a..." he paused suddenly, then... "Hey! What happened to Hinata?" Blue eyes glanced around the room in puzzlement for the elusive female. "I was sure I remember seeing her in here."

"I don't know what you're talking about, Naruto." Jiraiya decided to mess with the kid for the fun of it, so he stated further ambiguously. "It must have been your imagination."

Scratching his head, he spoke cautiously. "But I swore I saw..."

"Nope."

"But..."

"Uh-uh."

Sighing in vexation, Naruto had a feeling he was being played for a fool. He was more than positive that the dark-haired kunoichi had been in the old pervert's room and that she had been completely naked as well. The young jounin knew it was possible the effects of his hangover could be playing a part in making him believe he saw her, but he was certain she had been here. Yet since she wasn't physically there, he couldn't be sure.

Rising from the floor to exit the room and to get away from the Sannin, the blond sent the older man one last grumpy look when something(s) stopped him in his tracks; and he felt sort of stupid for not noticing it sooner.

There on the floor amongst the scattered clothes of the elder jounin was a yukata obviously too small to fit the white-haired man. Not only that, the sheets on the bed were completely rumpled and had a noticeable 'stain' on them. And last but not least, a particular smell permeated the air with a very distinguishable scent along with the familiar perfume of a certain kunoichi leaving no doubt of what was done the previous night.

It became obviously clear to Naruto that he was correct in his assumption of Hinata having been there, and he suddenly wished he WASN'T right since the 'evidence' meant...

"Oh... my... Ramen." The young man breathed out. "You and Hinata...," he paused, "you two had... and did...," gazing towards the mattress, "in that bed..." He shuddered visibly, then stuttered. "She... you... together...," gagging noises escaped his mouth, "with... each other... and had... had...," scrunching up his face, "eeewww... sex."

Clutching his stomach as it lurched when he said the 'vile' word which in turn brought unwanted images to his mind, Naruto couldn't hold it back any longer. "I think I'm gonna be sick." Lunging for the trash can, he began to dry heave into it.

Sighing as the kid continued his ridiculous display of retching, Jiraiya had to wonder what could be so disgusting about him and Hinata doing the nasty. They were perfectly uh... compatible... yeah, compatible in his opinion. She was a young, bright, vivacious, and voluptuous woman. He was an experienced, respected (as a ninja surely, but as a male... let's get back on topic shall we), strong, and virile man. Yep, definitely well-suited for each other.

Oh, who the hell was he kidding? Him and the Hyuga? Geez, what dream world was he living in?

If she had not made the mistake of coming to his room, and if he had not been so 'desperate' for female companionship, their ship would have never sailed off into the sunset.

Getting annoyed at his thoughts and the sound of the boy tossing his cookies, the Sannin decided enough was enough. So what they had sex? So what their night of unbridled passion was the result of a mistake? So what, in truth, the two of them would have never hooked up in 'reality'?

It happened. It was over and done with. No return on this purchase.

The blond was going to have to accept that he and the young woman slept together and move on; as well as the little lady he had the pleasure of enjoying the previous evening. Jiraiya knew she would deny anything happened at all, and he was looking forward to reminding her of what had transpired. Sooner or later.

First though, he needed to bring the knuckleheaded ninja's foolish over dramatization to an end so they all could get on with life.

Waltzing up to the hurling figure, the elder jounin swiftly kicked the kid in the ass and knocked him over in satisfaction. "Would you cut the crap all ready, Naruto?"

Turning his head to glare at the white-haired man, he silently wiped the side of his mouth and rose to a standing position. "Hey! I had every right to be puke my guts out, you old perv." He spat out heatedly.

"Hmm, you did?" Crossing his arms across his broad chest. "Why is that?"

"Because what you two did was..." he hesitated to find the rights words, "just... not normal." Well, he tried.

Shaking his snowy mane, he mumbled. "Naive boy." Patting the 'innocent' young man on his head like a child, he spoke indulgently. "As long as it's consensual, any body can have sex together. No matter who they are, how old they are, or how they look like." A hint of lecherousness creeping into his voice. "You see, Naruto. When two people, whether they're the opposite sex or same, join together in..."

"STOP!!!" The blond quickly clasped his hands over his ears when he saw the older man open his mouth to continue. "I'm not listening. La-la-la-la-la-la-la." He sang to drown out the 'speech'.

Rolling his dark eyes, Jiraiya slapped him upside the head to put a stop to the noise and achieve some silence. Once Naruto quieted, he tried a different tactic to explain things. "Geez kid, you're going to tell me that you would have turned down Hinata if she had asked you to sleep with her."

His answer was immediate. "Hell yeah, I would." At the Sannin' snort, he clarified with a slight blush spreading on his cheeks. "I have a girlfriend."

"Huh?" Eyebrows rose in surprise at the statement. It was highly unexpected. "Who's the...," cough, "lucky gal?"

"She's... uh...," bashfulness colored his voice, "Ayame, the daughter of the owner of Ichiraku Ramen Bar." He revealed and sagged in relief once it was out in the open. No one else had known, beside her father, and he couldn't contain 'the secret' any longer. (It was only kept a secret, because he didn't want people to think he was using her for free ramen, which he wasn't. It just happened to be a nice perk to the relationship.)

Grinning at the irony of the relationship, the Toad Sage was about to tell him what he thought of it, however he was interrupted by a yell from the boy.

"Ah shit!" Naruto groaned in realization. "I can't believe I forgot about that." Rambling on, "You and she... not supposed to happen... now she'll be in big trouble... I shouldn't have drank last night... watched out for her instead... what a mess... idiot... idiot... idiot..."

"Naruto!" The jounin cut into the babbling forcibly by grabbing the other's shoulders. "What the hell are you talking about?" He was getting a headache listening to him yammering on confusedly.

Blinking slowly, he told him. "Hinata's getting married. As in a Hyuga-arranged political marriage to the son of a feudal lord. And if they find out what happened between you two..." he stopped to think about the possible outcome, and exclaimed, "Wow, you're screwed!" Glancing down, then back up with a wicked grin. "Say good-bye to your balls, Pervy Sage."

Shoving the laughing younger man away, Jiraiya absorbed the information he was just given and mentally cringed at what Hiashi Hyuga would do to him if he ever found out about the night he spent with his daughter. He may have been one of the Legendary Sannin, however he didn't believe even he could stand the wrath of a father's rage. (And he had his fair share of fathers 'chasing' him away from their daughters.)

But then the thought of seeing the head of the Hyuga clan's face when he heard the sordid details of the 'affair' had him rethinking the idea of keeping everything hush-hush. He just knew the reaction of the stoic man would be priceless, and the temptation was too hard to resist. Besides, he would love to stick it to the arrogant male and revel in shaking up his image of his prim and proper little girl.

Speaking of said girl, nothing would please him more than rattling her world (in every sense) again with his very presence. To watch her struggle in embarrassment to explain the situation with her usual shy nature was going to be a hoot to witness. Not to mention, she will no doubt quiver in remembrance of their time well-spent together.

Jiraiya would show her that no one could walk away from him and not be affected, especially someone who had had no intention of sleeping with him in the first place.

Suddenly, a light bulb flicked on in his devious mind.

Yes, he'll show her. He will go to the Hyuga compound unannounced and uninvited. He will interrupt the marriage proceedings. He will reveal what had happened. He will enjoy in the mayhem it will cause. And he will, most assuredly, seduce the young woman to his bed without any false pretenses.

After all, he had to rectify her 'mistake' and prove that the mighty Toad Sage was always the choice to make. No matter what.

Plus, all of it would make for a magnificent new series of IchaIcha. Hmm, maybe call it IchaIcha Pursuit (he felt it was now a game of cat and mouse), or IchaIcha Conquest (he'd love to share his tale of conquering her body), or better yet, IchaIcha Theft (because he was sure robbing the cradle with this girl).

Nodding to himself on his 'brilliant' plan, the Sannin realized he had to get moving to Konoha since he didn't know when the ceremony was going to take place. He certainly wasn't about to ask the blonde, because it might give away his motives for his return to the village, and no one needed to know what they were. If someone did, it would take all the fun out of his plan, and he definitely didn't want that.

"Naruto," calling the guffawing boy's attention, "let's just pack our stuff and head on out of here." He said, ignoring and not replying to what was last spoken between them.

"Pack? Head out of here?" Confusion laced his tone and made him momentarily forget the previous conservation. "To where?"

Glaring at him in irritation, "Where else, numbskull? Konoha."

"All... right." The younger jounin agreed reluctantly and eyed him suspiciously. Then something dawned on him. "But what about..."

"Don't worry, Naruto. Everything's going to be fine." He pacified the boy. "Go grab your stuff, so we can leave this place sometime today." (Preferably within the hour, but he kept that to himself.)

As he walked to the door, Jiraiya could barely suppress the anticipation coursing through him. He was looking forward to seeing his Doll Face (and her great pair of tits) but, most of all, the probable reunion. Oh, what a reunion it will be...

A "Hey, Pervy Sage?" broke through his musings of a naked Hinata in an exquisite pliable position.

"Yes?" He answered distractedly while grabbing the door knob.

"Before we leave," Naruto began in a calm voice, then a scowl formed on his face and he bellowed, "For Kami's sake, would you please PUT THE REST OF YOUR CLOTHES ON!?!"

Well, no one ever said Jiraiya always thought with the right head.

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Well, what do you think? Was it worth the wait to read Jiraiya's thoughts during his time with Hinata? Or how about Naruto's reaction? I don't know if I got him the way I wanted to well enough. Oh well. Anyway, yes Hinata is getting married, but you'll have to wait till next chapter to know the 'deeper' meaning of her wanting to sleep with Naruto before she is married off. Also, she doesn't know he has a girlfriend, because like I said it was a secret. Hmm, I hope it wasn't confusing in any way, and that I didn't mess up my own plot. Whatever, let me know what you thought.

And I hope Jiraiya's plan doesn't seem too silly. As I've said, I wanted to continue the sense of ridiculousness of this story, so that's why it might seem poorly thought out or too far out for Jiraiya. But you gotta keep in mind that he's 1) a little insulted for being a mistake, 2) he wants to prove that he can be desirable to her, and 3) well, he would really love to see the reaction froms Hiashi and Hinata.

Next chapter, Hinata's more focused thoughts on her night with Jiraiya, her pre-nuptials, and the Toad Sage's uninvited appearance at the Hyuga compound.

So, please be kind and review.

DOTS