My Dead Cat

Written by: Kawaii-babi

Edited by: My foot

Disclaimer: Don't own CSI: NY…If I did, well… I wouldn't need Chelsea to make me happy… Soz Chels, but if you wanna be loved, you havta change everything about you… LOL! Jokes! This is Danny's POV.

I had a cat,

His name was Matt,

He was really fat.

I loved my cat.

He lived in my house,

He once ate a mouse,

And killed Lindsay's blouse.

He destroyed my house.

He was a tabby,

He was really quite flabby,

His claws were so jabby.

He was a home wrecking tabby.

He coughed up hairballs,

Peed on all the walls,

He decapitated my daughter's dolls.

I slipped on some hairballs.

I miss Matt,

I want him back,

With all his fat.

I love you Matt!

This was written for one of my dead cats, Matt, who was truly fat, and was a tabby cat… CHELSEA! FEED HIM PLEASE! LOLZ!