DISCLAIMER: Phoenix Wright belongs to Capcom. The song DDEVIL belongs to System of a Down.

A/N: song lyrics will be in bold italics

Stupid people do stupid things

Smart people outsmart each other

Then themselves, then themselves

Matt had lied to the police about their relationship. Adrian had never been his girlfriend and they certainly hadn't been about to announce that she was at a press conference. But the police had seen it as a resonable explanation for Matt's behavior, and had not arrested him for criminal assault.

Since that day, he had started taking her out on dates. He kept his Evil Matt personality concealed most of the time, but sometimes when they were alone he let Evil Matt come out. Adrian found that, despite his dramatic change in appearance, she didn't find the split personality to be so terrible anymore.

She liked Matt, she really did. She might even be falling in love with him. But there was one thing that bothered her. Matt used to go out with Celeste. Matt had dumped Celeste. And Adrian... she was no Celeste. She was a pale imitation. How long would it be before Matt got tired of her?

True, Celeste had likely not known about Matt's split personality. But it was also true that Adrian knowing his secret wasn't enough to keep him from getting rid of her once he was finished with her.

She didn't stop to think that maybe the reason Matt had broken up with Celeste might have been because she had come dangerously close to discovering his most closely-guarded secret.

The devil is so lovely.